Biker ‘Hit Man’ “So dumb, he thought pickles grew on trees”

[Bob]

In the middle of a mass murder trial in Ontario, Canada, there was a light moment when one of the alleged hit squad was described as “So dumb, he thought pickles grew on trees”.

An informant told the court that Brett Gardiner, 25, of no fixed address was the butt of jokes in the Bandidos and ‘teased because other bikers considered him stupid’.

[1wheel riot]

tipycal yank.:weird:

[Taz]

Ummm... Where do pickles grow?

[R6_kid]

Ummm... Where do pickles grow?

They're pickled cucumbers...

Pickles don't grow, they 'pickle' in brine.

Cucumbers grow on vines.

[Katman]

That's deep, man.

[klingon]

Everyone sing along with me:

I don't want a pickle... Just wanna ride my motorsickle

[sunhuntin]

tipycal yank.:weird:

since when are canucks yanks? id say typical canuck... we have one work whos about as dumb, lol. glad to say however they arent the rule. theres a great many intelligent canucks about.

[sidecar bob]

Everyone sing along with me:

I don't want a pickle... Just wanna ride my motorsickle

Here it is for the 99 percent of you that havent a clue what klingon means. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwfhoZ9QtPo

[Taz]

They're pickled cucumbers...

Pickles don't grow, they 'pickle' in brine.

Cucumbers grow on vines.

Umm Yeah.... I knew that :o

[StoneY]

They're pickled cucumbers...

Pickles don't grow, they 'pickle' in brine.

Cucumbers grow on vines.

Some are pickled in Vinegar solutions too!:eek5:

[klingon]

Here it is for the 99 percent of you that havent a clue what klingon means. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwfhoZ9QtPo

Thanks for the link, sidecar bob. Arlo and his motorcycle song always make me happy! And it's a true story, too!

[MIXONE]

Here it is for the 99 percent of you that havent a clue what klingon means. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwfhoZ9QtPo

Yeehaa!!!
At last I'm a 1%er.