Official SMC Pie-Eating Competition [Archive]

PirateJafa

7th August 2009, 10:20

WHEN: Noon, Saturday the 8th of August - TOMORROW.
WHERE: Muzza's Pies, Howick Best pies in the fucking country!

Winner is reimbursed for the cost of their pies by the other contestants.

RULES:
Everyone must finish their pie before the next round can be begun to ensure no cheating.
Throwing up results in instant disqualification (Andrew).

Winner gains the unarguable reputation of being the manliest man in the SMC.

Slyer

7th August 2009, 11:06

May I just say that this is probably our best idea ever.

Better see you all there. ;)

Squiggles

7th August 2009, 11:16

Ill stop eating now

p.dath

7th August 2009, 11:26

Perhaps you should have a prize for best burn mark from hot pie?

Metalor

7th August 2009, 11:46

Muzza's pies are awesome! There's one just off new north road aswell. The mince, chili and sour cream one is mean.

rie

7th August 2009, 12:01

argh i am working!! i challenge the winner to a cheeseburger eating contest at mcds...!

PirateJafa

7th August 2009, 12:05

argh i am working!! i challenge the winner to a cheeseburger eating contest at mcds...!
The beauty of this competition is that you can tell your boss with a straight face that you're just going for lunch.

rie

7th August 2009, 12:07

even on my cooler-than-the-08 bike i don't think i can get to howick, eat a Splendid Number of Pies, outman everyone and get back to work in 20 minutes.

rie

7th August 2009, 12:10

so how is it going to work? order 30 pies and just go for it? or have the shop owners agreed to give you a tab...

Danae

7th August 2009, 12:25

My dilemma is that I don't have any money, and if I want free pies I'd have to beat you lot! I think I'll just watch. ;)

But this is an excellent idea

GSXR Trace

7th August 2009, 13:42

haha you need to put up an address for those of us unfamiliar with areas of auckland outside the CBD haha
i think this could be very funny to watch - as long as there are heaps of competitors!

Slyer

7th August 2009, 13:59

haha you need to put up an address for those of us unfamiliar with areas of auckland outside the CBD haha
i think this could be very funny to watch - as long as there are heaps of competitors!
It's on picton street, just look for motorsickles.
Howick ain't very big. :bleh:

kiwifruit

7th August 2009, 14:27

Will the pies be hot? Can you video this event? :)

EJK

7th August 2009, 14:33

Will the pies be hot? Can you video this event? :)

That will be a good idea.

The Stranger

7th August 2009, 14:43

Perhaps you could approach Quasi for sponsorship?

Hidalgo

7th August 2009, 14:59

+1 for the vdo.

motorbyclist

7th August 2009, 15:12

Will the pies be hot?

Perhaps you could approach Quasi for sponsorship?

how about acc or the local burns ward?

UberRhys

7th August 2009, 15:44

Mmmmmm.... Pies.....

If it was next weekend, I might be able to play... I like a pie or 2... :blip:

Might have to prepare a little though... :doobey::doobey::doobey:

PirateJafa

7th August 2009, 22:45

POSTPONED due to the SMC having just gorged themselves at a all-you-can-omnomnom food place, and due to fundz issuez and whatnot.

Next weekend, GAME ON. :niceone:

metalhead

7th August 2009, 23:16

next weekend there is a HOG run that i think is all bikes welcome its on a saturday morning though

Badger8

7th August 2009, 23:33

someone message me when this is on... i like free pies... :drool:

LBD

8th August 2009, 00:56

Post the pictures.....

motorbyclist

8th August 2009, 12:31

POSTPONED due to the SMC having just gorged themselves at a all-you-can-omnomnom food place, and due to fundz issuez and whatnot.

Next weekend, GAME ON. :niceone:

idiot! do you not understand how stomachs work?!

by engorging ourselves the night before we've stretched our stomchs to accomodate moar pies! keep eating lots and youll find you can eat moar!

and i beleive there's a ride next weekend

Danae

8th August 2009, 12:31

Pie!

10chars

Slyer

8th August 2009, 15:01

Well! I ate two and Jafa'n squiggly only ate one.
I think I'm the winner.

motorbyclist

8th August 2009, 15:16

ah of course! he postponed it to reduce the competition!

sneaky jafa

Badger8

8th August 2009, 16:17

rie

8th August 2009, 19:47

Well! I ate two and Jafa'n squiggly only ate one.
I think I'm the winner.

TWO?? That's it?? You and me and McDs. bring it on.

Is speed a factor by any chance?

PirateJafa

8th August 2009, 19:56

Well! I ate two and Jafa'n squiggly only ate one.
I think I'm the winner.

And a sausage roll. Because that was all the funds allowed. :P

Also, I was driving whilst eating mine. Which according to KB is apparently a lynch-able offence.

Slyer

9th August 2009, 00:03

And a sausage roll. Because that was all the funds allowed. :P

Also, I was driving whilst eating mine. Which according to KB is apparently a lynch-able offence.

You and your entire family should be killed.