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BANZAI
21st April 2008, 22:23
While I'm "researching" for my essay due on this Wednesday I found something interesting, I wanna you guys to have a look at it and tell me what you think.

This is how Japanese guys reckons main 4bike makers in Japan.

Some guy with a bit of Manga skill "anthropomorphised" them into Schoolgirl and Receptionist(Secretary?)!! :rofl:

Honda is a girl who can do things perfect but looks bit boring.

Yamaha is good looking one but perhaps bit overconfident...

Kawasaki is Wild and Sexy?




and Suzuki is......

Hentai Schoolgirl reading men's interests magazine or Receptionist(Secretary) whos bit ditzy(is that the right word?)



*In here Hentai refers to person's abnormality, not cartoon porn.

xwhatsit
21st April 2008, 22:55
I made the right choice then -- I do love good little bookworms with glasses, then enlightening them :devil2:

There's a word for that thing they do when they anthropomorphise things -- similar concept with the OS-tan thing for Windows/Mac/Linux operating systems. Can't think of it.

fireball
21st April 2008, 23:03
kawasaki has nice tits!

and suzuki? im sure mine isnt missing or has webbed fingers :lol:

klyong82
22nd April 2008, 07:34
:love:I like the boring type. I get to teach them to do new things.....bring out their incredible potential. Make them shine.......I love perfectionist ladies too.... especially corporate ladies....short hair confident stable......:love:

Haha suzuki been abnormal? hmmm i wonder why

Magua
22nd April 2008, 07:39
I made the right choice then -- I do love good little bookworms with glasses, then enlightening them :devil2:

There's a word for that thing they do when they anthropomorphise things -- similar concept with the OS-tan thing for Windows/Mac/Linux operating systems. Can't think of it.

Personification?

Phurrball
22nd April 2008, 09:51
Mmmm - Honda = hot librarian chick...

xwhatsit
22nd April 2008, 10:13
Personification?

Moe-anthropomorphism. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_anthropomorphism)

jrandom
22nd April 2008, 10:23
To be perfectly honest, this paedophiliac Japanese cartoon shit creeps me out.

xwhatsit
22nd April 2008, 10:53
To be perfectly honest, this paedophiliac Japanese cartoon shit creeps me out.

Hey, at least these ones have tits, it's not that bad :buggerd:

avgas
22nd April 2008, 10:55
But what is their power levels!!!???!!?!?!?!?!

xwhatsit
22nd April 2008, 11:02
But what is their power levels!!!???!!?!?!?!?!

Both Kawasaki and Suzuki in the first pic seem to working up towards being >9000 :pinch:

BANZAI
22nd April 2008, 13:01
To be perfectly honest, this paedophiliac Japanese cartoon shit creeps me out.

Somehow most Jap guys love School Uniform. But theres Pedos everywhere. Its controversial thing so wont comment too much about it but at least its not the real thing like some of western ones? (they are the real freaks...:no:)

I'm not pedo but School Uniform have its own lure?(not sure if its the right word, appeal?) I guess hehehee :innocent: :p



Hey, at least these ones have tits, it's not that bad :buggerd:

Hehe it's always good to see those isn't it? :wari:

Blossom
22nd April 2008, 13:32
Ok so I have a suzuki...but I am not a blond.. the rest probably fits well though. :lol:

avgas
22nd April 2008, 13:40
Somehow most Jap guys love School Uniform. But theres Pedos everywhere. Its controversial thing so wont comment too much about it but at least its not the real thing like some of western ones? (they are the real freaks...:no:)

I'm not pedo but School Uniform have its own lure?(not sure if its the right word, appeal?) I guess hehehee :innocent:
Its recapturing youth. Women do it everyday - but when a man does it he is considered a sicko. Thats sexist i feel. lol

xwhatsit
22nd April 2008, 14:11
I'm not pedo but School Uniform have its own lure?(not sure if its the right word, appeal?) I guess hehehee :innocent: :p

Delicious, tasty schoolgirls :2thumbsup: Japanese `sailor' schoolgirl uniform is aesthetically the best...

Thing is, I'm still young enough for schoolgirls to be considered valid targets :wari:

skidMark
22nd April 2008, 14:13
While I'm "researching" for my essay due on this Wednesday I found something interesting, I wanna you guys to have a look at it and tell me what you think.

This is how Japanese guys reckons main 4bike makers in Japan.

Some guy with a bit of Manga skill "anthropomorphised" them into Schoolgirl and Receptionist(Secretary?)!! :rofl:

Honda is a girl who can do things perfect but looks bit boring.

Yamaha is good looking one but perhaps bit overconfident...

Kawasaki is Wild and Sexy?




and Suzuki is......

Hentai Schoolgirl reading men's interests magazine or Receptionist(Secretary) whos bit ditzy(is that the right word?)



*In here Hentai refers to person's abnormality, not cartoon porn.

The suzuki should be an anorexic girl that you could break like a twig.:rolleyes:

Phurrball
22nd April 2008, 14:22
The suzuki should be an anorexic girl that you could break like a twig.:rolleyes:

Took you a while to come up with that witty repartee SM.

bomma
23rd April 2008, 18:18
had a kwaka girl but she was too wild for me so ive settled down with a nice honda babe:scooter:

klyong82
23rd April 2008, 18:54
had a kwaka girl but she was too wild for me so ive settled down with a nice honda babe:scooter:

I think it is time for me to tell the truth... There's this one time I was with your kwaka girl for 2 months while you were away overseas:buggerd:...it was a memorable time:love: she had the best curves and always kept me warm... something I will never forget...its a shame she's resting in peace now...:banana:

Hanne
23rd April 2008, 19:42
GN in school girl uniform? eeeew! It's need major plastic surgery to pull that one off!

BANZAI
23rd April 2008, 22:03
Still doing assignment....:mad:
It was due today but could'nt finish so I got extension...

Anyway I just wanna say I like Yamaha best :p :p :p

ehab2weelr
24th April 2008, 07:37
suzus are a freak of nature, and normally freaks have superpowers....:rolleyes:
thats y there so dame fast and well rape all ur bikes if it wanted to.:buggerd:
just like all superheroes they like to keep there identity secret and make u think that there crap
and is it me or does the suzu girl look like a boy??
by my understanding boys are faster than girls in general.... not being sexist or anything :rolleyes:

GaZBur
24th April 2008, 08:06
Still doing assignment....:mad:
It was due today but could'nt finish so I got extension...

Anyway I just wanna say I like Yamaha best :p :p :p

Can I ask what the topic of your assignment is and for what course?

Psychology of some sort maybe and stereotyping, or Marking and percieved image, or Design image associations ? You got me curious.
Also what of the people who own or have owned multiple brands, are they split personality or multiple personality disorder, we want to know - all of me's do?

BANZAI
24th April 2008, 22:03
suzus are a freak of nature, and normally freaks have superpowers....:rolleyes:
thats y there so dame fast and well rape all ur bikes if it wanted to.:buggerd:
just like all superheroes they like to keep there identity secret and make u think that there crap
and is it me or does the suzu girl look like a boy??
by my understanding boys are faster than girls in general.... not being sexist or anything :rolleyes:

Suzuki girl is a girl. She just looks boyish.


Can I ask what the topic of your assignment is and for what course?

Psychology of some sort maybe and stereotyping, or Marking and percieved image, or Design image associations ? You got me curious.
Also what of the people who own or have owned multiple brands, are they split personality or multiple personality disorder, we want to know - all of me's do?

Its for music history. Its about contemporary music and I'm doing John Cage if you have heard about him... If its something from Classical or Romantic era I can make bullshit but its just something I'm not familiar with but I had to take this paper otherwise I can't graduate... 500 words to go! Not that far!!!

xwhatsit
25th April 2008, 00:38
Its for music history. Its about contemporary music and I'm doing John Cage if you have heard about him... If its something from Classical or Romantic era I can make bullshit but its just something I'm not familiar with but I had to take this paper otherwise I can't graduate... 500 words to go! Not that far!!!

Hey! Are you doing a BMus? What in? Performance or composition?

Gave up on my conjoint a while back :( Too greedy to graduate -.-''

motorbyclist
25th April 2008, 01:22
you get extensions?! you lucky sod!


i just slept through a deadline today; had finished the project a week ago, handed in an hour late, in order to finish it early my test performance for the same paper suffered, likely to get zero mark for the 9% project and will be lucky to get half marks for the 10% terms test :(

bomma
25th April 2008, 13:45
I think it is time for me to tell the truth... There's this one time I was with your kwaka girl for 2 months while you were away overseas:buggerd:...it was a memorable time:love: she had the best curves and always kept me warm... something I will never forget...its a shame she's resting in peace now...:banana:

well kim if you remember correctly i left her in your care mate. charing is caring :hug:

you get extensions?! you lucky sod!


i just slept through a deadline today; had finished the project a week ago, handed in an hour late, in order to finish it early my test performance for the same paper suffered, likely to get zero mark for the 9% project and will be lucky to get half marks for the 10% terms test :(

wahaha engineering n00b :clap: just offer the marker (and im assuming that he is an engineer (and i say he coz the statistical chance of the marker being a women is slim coz this is engineering we are talking about:whistle:)) a box of db's and im sure he'll let you off:beer:

firefighter
25th April 2008, 13:47
had a kwaka girl but she was too wild for me so ive settled down with a nice honda babe:scooter:

Damn I went for the Honda girl Prematurely I think......

BANZAI
25th April 2008, 14:07
Hey! Are you doing a BMus? What in? Performance or composition?

Gave up on my conjoint a while back :( Too greedy to graduate -.-''

I do performance Violin. Yea I guess its not easy subject, hard to get in hard to graduate, hard to get job!!! lol



you get extensions?! you lucky sod!


i just slept through a deadline today; had finished the project a week ago, handed in an hour late, in order to finish it early my test performance for the same paper suffered, likely to get zero mark for the 9% project and will be lucky to get half marks for the 10% terms test :(

Music subjects tend to give students an extension. Its probly because of us lazy performance students dont do assignment till the very last moment or dont have brain to do academic work lol

bomma
25th April 2008, 14:13
Damn I went for the Honda girl Prematurely I think......

a lot of unsatisfying things happen prematurely mate....dont fret for there is always cialis....wait have i gone off-topic??:Oops:

xwhatsit
25th April 2008, 20:52
I do performance Violin. Yea I guess its not easy subject, hard to get in hard to graduate, hard to get job!!! lolMy conjoint was to be BMus Composition and BSci Compsci. I play trumpet/French horn but I'm not particularly good lol, so I'll just stick to writing the shit that other people have to play :laugh:

I gave up because Auckland Uni was making my life difficult with previous qualifications -- Brisbane's Conservatorium -- and also I got impatient and wanted to graduate in a hurry, and music certainly isn't going to make me any money haha.

Good on you, good luck.

klyong82
25th April 2008, 21:47
well kim if you remember correctly i left her in your care mate. charing is caring :hug:

Well thank you for that but I aint sharing my missus with you....:wari: You killed the kwaka girl!!

AllanB
25th April 2008, 21:53
Hmmm that Honda chick is hot - shes not gay is she?

BANZAI
6th May 2008, 19:33
Hmmm that Honda chick is hot - shes not gay is she?
Um I don't really know...


I found few more !
http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/hachiprodesign/GALLERY/gallery.html?fid=0&p=1

This guy does hardcore sticker designs! Mmmm I want one...
Can anyone print these out???

I dont need to tick Nudity box do I?

Btw this guy does sell his sticker in Japan so I'm not sure if we can download data and use it. Dont know if I even allowed to upload the image.
Second pic is not by him so maybe that one is ok?

cowpoos
6th May 2008, 20:40
While I'm "researching" for my essay due on this Wednesday I found something interesting, I wanna you guys to have a look at it and tell me what you think.

This is how Japanese guys reckons main 4bike makers in Japan.

Some guy with a bit of Manga skill "anthropomorphised" them into Schoolgirl and Receptionist(Secretary?)!! :rofl:

Honda is a girl who can do things perfect but looks bit boring.

Yamaha is good looking one but perhaps bit overconfident...

Kawasaki is Wild and Sexy?




and Suzuki is......

Hentai Schoolgirl reading men's interests magazine or Receptionist(Secretary) whos bit ditzy(is that the right word?)



*In here Hentai refers to person's abnormality, not cartoon porn.


Why the fuck are they all chicks

BANZAI
6th May 2008, 22:31
Why the fuck are they all chicks

I don't get you.. why not????

HungusMaximist
7th May 2008, 07:51
I don't get you.. why not????

It's because he likes boys.. :drool:

Coldrider
7th May 2008, 08:58
Yamaha Schoolgirl looks like Tony Marsh, Yuk.

bomma
7th May 2008, 13:22
Why the fuck are they all chicks

do you really wanna say you ride a guy...."hey im "coldrider" and this is my bike Bruce...yea i ride him pretty hard and we go everywhere together...i make sure i treat him right coz hes my world and polish his exhaust super hard" :gob:

id rather ride tony marsh than bruce :mellow:

Coldrider
7th May 2008, 17:49
do you really wanna say you ride a guy...."hey im "coldrider" and this is my bike Bruce...yea i ride him pretty hard and we go everywhere together...i make sure i treat him right coz hes my world and polish his exhaust super hard" :gob:

id rather ride tony marsh than bruce :mellow:
I prefer the buxom blonde on TV1 for my weather.

Hanne
7th May 2008, 21:04
Well Madison is def. a girl. Hmm most people seem to say their bike is female. i have met hardly any man-bikes and only a few who were androgynous.

BANZAI
7th May 2008, 21:26
Ofcource it's better to ride girls then guys! (unless you are interested in EDIT:"same" sex..)

gijoe1313
7th May 2008, 21:26
Well my little and Big Ol'Hornets are both males, when I ride my bikes, I let them tell me their personality and gender...

When I bought the Big Ol'Hornet I thought it might be a big sister for my little ol'hornet... nope! Its his big bro alright!

The A100 is definitely a young girl ... Pippi
Daisy is a tarty RZ250 ... and her friends Daphne and Dandi eventually will be joining her ...

Forgot my little minimotos! Chapi and Chapo!
And another in the wings to come ...

motorbyclist
7th May 2008, 23:32
Ofcource it's better to ride girls then guys! (unless you are interested in opposite sex..)

wait, what?

what is this "opposite-sex" you speak of? sounds painful...

or do you mean "the" opposite sex, in which case, aren't you a guy? damn suzuki riders!

BANZAI
8th May 2008, 05:56
wait, what?

what is this "opposite-sex" you speak of? sounds painful...

or do you mean "the" opposite sex, in which case, aren't you a guy? damn suzuki riders!

OH... I meant "same" sex... :pinch:

HungusMaximist
8th May 2008, 06:25
Well my little and Big Ol'Hornets are both males, when I ride my bikes, I let them tell me their personality and gender...

When I bought the Big Ol'Hornet I thought it might be a big sister for my little ol'hornet... nope! Its his big bro alright!

The A100 is definitely a young girl ... Pippi
Daisy is a tarty RZ250 ... and her friends Daphne and Dandi eventually will be joining her ...

Forgot my little minimotos! Chapi and Chapo!
And another in the wings to come ...

Those are some loopy names bro.

What were you on when you named them? Haha.. :blink:

Hanne
8th May 2008, 07:53
Ofcource it's better to ride girls then guys! (unless you are interested in EDIT:"same" sex..)

Umm, o..k...... Even thread I go into these days seems to have the subliminal message that all lady bikers are gay! Fro mthat sentece there, it doesn't seem I have much choice!

HungusMaximist
8th May 2008, 11:37
Umm, o..k...... Even thread I go into these days seems to have the subliminal message that all lady bikers are gay! Fro mthat sentece there, it doesn't seem I have much choice!

In NZ women have wayyy too much independence and that's why they are all way to butch. :eek5:

We need some more pansy girly feminine short skirt wearing types (like the Europeans). :clap:

Macstar
8th May 2008, 11:40
In NZ women have wayyy too much independence and that's why they are all way to butch. :eek5:

We need some more pansy girly feminine short skirt wearing types (like the Europeans). :clap:

Either way mate - word on the street is that it's "All quiet on the Western front"

Hanne
9th May 2008, 20:01
In NZ women have wayyy too much independence and that's why they are all way to butch. :eek5:

We need some more pansy girly feminine short skirt wearing types (like the Europeans). :clap:

Femininity and independence are not mutually exclusive

gijoe1313
9th May 2008, 23:23
Those are some loopy names bro.

What were you on when you named them? Haha.. :blink:

Believe it or not, I don't have a name in mind for them, I just ride and I get a vibe if its a girl or guy .. and the name just springs into mind!

The little ol'hornet moniker didn't come about till about 3 weeks into my riding career!

Macstar
9th May 2008, 23:26
Nor is burning bras and having hairy arm pits

BANZAI
23rd May 2008, 22:38
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=73149&page=3

Stickers arrived :D