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ital916
26th April 2008, 08:58
I was just pondering last night in an awesome state of drunkenness, that the club definitely needs more girls! There has to be a fair few that ride those scooter-thingys that overcrowd uni. What I reckon is an e-mail sent out to all chicks in the club to turn up to a ladies fix it night where they can get greasy and fix bikes and stuff, with guys there to help them tinker and fix their scooters and bikes and stuff.

Stephen can crack out his pink polo with his popped collar :tugger::lol:, andrew can discuss how he keeps his hair so straight and shiny haha and i'll just lurk in the corner with my heavy metal, and of course give the ladies a hand and generally just add running commentary to the evening, ross can wow them with his intellect and ehab can wow them with his inability to spell. Hanne can be the friendly female mechanic, just don't work on any exhaust systems. Dave can woo them with his story of danger and adventure, of his scars from riding. Isaac can tell them of his misadventure too..as I heard it he was riding along when all of a sudden there was a baby in the middle of the road...he did what he needed to save the poor child but alas crashed in the process. Ewen can show of his spandex pants and Timati can show of his crashed bike *five hundred, thats my final offer! :Pokey:*. Chris can sit in the corner doing burnouts, and ej can well break down on the way there. Pocketcracker, well he'll probably end up going home with one of them within the first five minutes putting us all to shame and raj can show of his R6 *I want it*.

All in all a good night to be had, with brews, and boobs and bikes and bloody good heavy metal! Sooooo, who's keen?

AllanB
26th April 2008, 09:10
Great idea I found some to join the club - the last one was nicknamed 'lube girl' .................:2thumbsup

Timati
26th April 2008, 11:07
I concur, we definitely need more girls in the club.

Am sure Dushy can impress them with him lugging his hammer/spanner around and hoodie...Not. Don't think Pantera would go down too well:Pokey:. Am so going to bring better music next time and no it's not French rap.


Timati can show of his crashed bike *five hundred, thats my final offer!

You probably have better luck with having a wet dream than getting it for 5 hundy lol

McJim
26th April 2008, 11:58
Couldn't you just go and hire some from K road? Oh, that's right, you're students. Sorry...as you were:rofl:

BANZAI
26th April 2008, 13:59
It's always nice to see girls eh :bleh:

I'm assuming you want girls who aren't taken :p

We need slim cute asian girls and hot european girls!



If its any girl then I can convince my gf to come to strata but I'm not sure if she is a kind of girl who come to fix up night..

But she's mine, not yours :nono:

EDIT: Oops, wrong order of sentence...

Timati
26th April 2008, 14:17
It's always nice to see girls eh

I'm assuming you want girls who aren't taken

But thats not what you want isnt it?

We need slim cute asian girls and hot european girls!


If its any girl then I can convince my gf to come to strata but I'm not sure if she is a kind of girl who come to fix up night..

But she's mine, not yours

Surely she must have friends and am sure Kyle wouldn't mind the propellers *lol*


Couldn't you just go and hire some from K road? Oh, that's right, you're students. Sorry...as you were

You sure you are with "girls"?

BANZAI
26th April 2008, 14:27
I didnt check before I post ><

I did edit my post now lol

klyong82
26th April 2008, 15:18
I am too old for uni girls....Isaac and I we love hot corporate ladies.....

fireball
26th April 2008, 15:51
careful what you wish for boys.......

:devil2:

Nagash
26th April 2008, 16:16
careful what you wish for boys.......

:devil2:

Haha they said girls.

Lesbians don't count..

[Edit] Whoa.. wait a minute.. Kyle's a Uni student?! I mean, I knew he was a bit thick.. but THAT thick?

fireball
26th April 2008, 16:19
Lesbians don't count..


one..... two.... seven....

yeah you are right! damn it!

but really come on i love getting greasy listen to heavy metal love bikes and i sure as hell aint no man!

Nagash
26th April 2008, 16:21
one..... two.... seven....

yeah you are right! damn it!

but really come on i love getting greasy listen to heavy metal love bikes and i sure as hell aint no man!

Meh, true.

May have to come along to one of these things when I get a bike..

Maybe bring the CC challenge bike :D

ital916
26th April 2008, 16:29
but really come on i love getting greasy listen to heavy metal love bikes and i sure as hell aint no man!

Are you sure your not a guy :bleh: jokes. When I turned the pantera on at the last fix it night, people started whining...like timati you little girly man. haha

ital916
26th April 2008, 16:31
Meh, true.

May have to come along to one of these things when I get a bike..

Maybe bring the CC challenge bike :D

Hows the bike search going, on a tangent note. Test ride anything yet?

Nagash
26th April 2008, 16:52
Hows the bike search going, on a tangent note. Test ride anything yet?

Haha, I only discovered it was written off about 4 hours ago.

I'm not that quick on the ball..

And I would have to get the money for the bike aswell..

So essentially, the search is right on schedule :pinch:

BANZAI
26th April 2008, 17:50
Are you sure your not a guy :bleh: jokes. When I turned the pantera on at the last fix it night, people started whining...like timati you little girly man. haha

No offence but Metal isn't music, from a music student's point of view...

If you guys need music I'll bring some of my Jazz CD :D

ital916
26th April 2008, 18:00
No offence but Metal isn't music, from a music student's point of view...

If you guys need music I'll bring some of my Jazz CD :D

Did you just say metal isn't music........i'll let you apologise to me in person next time i meet you banzai.......metal isn't music pfft, i appreciate all kinds of music and you as a music student should know that music has many forms and just because it is not the same as your classical/jazz etc does not mean it doesn't require skill to perform and passion to appreciate. I just happen to like metal the most.

Nagash
26th April 2008, 18:07
No offence but Metal isn't music, from a music student's point of view...

A non-believer! Burn Him!

Metal is absolutely music, the harmonys of Iron Maiden with the sheer speed and amazing technical skill of Dragon Force.

There's meaning behind every line and passion in every rift.

Screw you..

Metal's cool.. it makes you hard..

P/t

Though not about metal being cool..

BANZAI
26th April 2008, 18:11
I'm sorry it wasnt appropriate to say.

I do appreciate any kind of music too, technically you can stand in front of audience and do nothing and it's considered as music so perhaps...

We can talk about it when we meet again...

motorbyclist
26th April 2008, 19:34
i can just see it now:

SMC "we need girls night"

about 50 guys in stephens shed, heavy metal playing and hanne and sophie hiding round the corner

:lol:

klyong82
26th April 2008, 20:03
Then you guys must all be gay:shutup::dodge:

Ragingrob
26th April 2008, 20:56
How do we email the "girls" in the club if we have no so-called "girls"?

fireball
26th April 2008, 22:52
Are you sure your not a guy :bleh: jokes. When I turned the pantera on at the last fix it night, people started whining...like timati you little girly man. haha


mmm pantera:headbang:

bomma
26th April 2008, 23:39
as i have been infracted for speaking my mind on a PUBLIC forum i shall re-quote......

if you would like to socialise with persons of the female persuasion then it is my belief that locations such as float and lounge house many that are.......friendly......although all are welcome to the chiller i believe it should remain a kick back session for true bikers, with gender identity not being an issue.....it would suck to have the chiller turn into a date-maker night....

girls are always nice to have around but a time and place for everything.....

and metal is still an abomination but iron maiden rocks!!! 4 LEAD GUITARISTS SOLOING IN AMAZING SYNCHRONISATION :drool::drool::drool::drool:

Timati
27th April 2008, 00:33
Are you sure your not a guy jokes. When I turned the pantera on at the last fix it night, people started whining...like timati you little girly man. haha

Now now play nice Dush nuts considering you drew a cock...I guess if that floats your boat...hey each to their own ...

Think we need an unbiased DJ at the next "fixer upper night". Since I have such impeccable taste in music, I'll DJ the first round muahaha...

Am sure there must be chics at Uni that appreciate bikes.


A non-believer! Burn Him!

Metal is absolutely music, the harmonys of Iron Maiden with the sheer speed and amazing technical skill of Dragon Force.

There's meaning behind every line and passion in every rift.

Screw you..

Metal's cool.. it makes you hard..

It makes you hard??? WTF

MGST
27th April 2008, 07:10
It makes you hard??? WTF

Yeah, hard of hearing. That's why you can't tell that it is shit, but Banzai can. HAHA

HungusMaximist
27th April 2008, 08:29
I do have to say Ross's sounds pumping out of his car was pretty sweet.

As for girls, we all know motorcycles has always connected better with the guys.

What we need do to is a bit of hype marketing and advertising. First, we gotta get my sexy bike and set it up to a new sign up stand outside the uni gym advertising 'girls needed for motorcycle promo'.

Then get them to try on some hot pants and bikini bras and sit them on my bike. If they look good then can proceed to the next part of the process. Just talk some bullshit about getting free rides on the back of the bike and getting popular...

Squiggles
27th April 2008, 10:43
Fuck, at least you guys are openly desperate unlike half the cunts on this site. Hanne gets awesome pm's. :lol:

Macstar
27th April 2008, 10:49
Agree with Bomma, why mix biking with chics?

Timati
27th April 2008, 14:18
Yeah, hard of hearing. That's why you can't tell that it is shit, but Banzai can. HAHA

Good one. Still don't think he "meant" "hard of hearing" ... so WTF



As for girls, we all know motorcycles has always connected better with the guys.

What we need do to is a bit of hype marketing and advertising. First, we gotta get my sexy bike and set it up to a new sign up stand outside the uni gym advertising 'girls needed for motorcycle promo'.

Then get them to try on some hot pants and bikini bras and sit them on my bike. If they look good then can proceed to the next part of the process. Just talk some bullshit about getting free rides on the back of the bike and getting popular...

Was thinking the same thing. Great minds think alike lol. Actually have a mate who still pulls the same theme of being a professional photographer, talks up the ladies about doing a shoot and I'll leave the rest to your vivid imagination haha


Agree with Bomma, why mix biking with chics?

Why not?

Phurrball
27th April 2008, 14:31
I do have to say Ross's sounds pumping out of his car was pretty sweet.

As for girls, we all know motorcycles has always connected better with the guys. (snippy)


i can just see it now:

SMC "we need girls night"

about 50 guys in stephens shed, heavy metal playing and hanne and sophie hiding round the corner

:lol:

Think you're onto something here fullas...

If I were a modern woman, I'd probably be a little uneasy around such a 'boys' night' atmosphere. If we really want to be more inclusive (ie more 'girls'), we'd better act in a more inclusive way.

(Thankfully, there's little chance of mistaking me for a modern woman - perhaps a cave-woman if the night was dark enough?)

A free scooter/bike safety check might go down well if advertised to the whole club? The woeful state of some of the 50cc scooters I see parked at Law School makes me cringe.

Hanne and Sophie have reasons other than bikes for being there - additionally, someone's gotta keep an eye on us and make sure nothing degenerates to 'Jackass' level!

As for the sounds - hopefully a one-off: I prefer the sweet booming of Mr Honda and Mr Yoshimura in duet :drool: to the booming of Mr Infinity Kappa.

(If I must be stuck in the family wagon, I prefer Mr Infinity's booming to gridlock insanity - not generally Pantera, but was OK for a change. If I had to pick guitar driven sounds, it'd be the genius of Tool. On 9 days out of 10, give me the oonsting of DnB or breakbeats - yay for George and Up FM)

ehab2weelr
27th April 2008, 14:34
i see that the fixit night is turning into a club with girlyz and a dj? we need to start anothe fixit night where we actually FIX bikes....

PirateJafa
27th April 2008, 14:46
Hanne and Sophie have reasons other than bikes for being there - additionally, someone's gotta keep an eye on us and make sure nothing degenerates to 'Jackass' level!

Not really - Hanne is usually the first person to start hurting themselves! :whistle:

Str8 Jacket
27th April 2008, 14:50
If I were a modern woman, I'd probably be a little uneasy around such a 'boys' night' atmosphere. If we really want to be more inclusive (ie more 'girls'), we'd better act in a more inclusive way.



*Ahem* A "modern woman", hmmmm WTF is that?! Some of us chicks actually love bikes and make the boy's blush becuase of oue "behaviour". Maybe some of you just need to HTFU!!! ;)

Phurrball
27th April 2008, 14:51
^^^ I did miss that particular incident. Was it not a heroic maiming in the course of mechanical progress? :devil2:

Phurrball
27th April 2008, 15:00
*Ahem* A "modern woman", hmmmm WTF is that?! Some of us chicks actually love bikes and make the boy's blush becuase of oue "behaviour". Maybe some of you just need to HTFU!!! ;)

My lady would fit into the category of which you speak - she got that way after many years fighting and drinking with the Judo lads in the UK and loves to shock people by contrasting her sweet appearance with disturbing stories and anecdotes. (The AUSMC haven't seen much of this yet...)

Not all women are this way I realise - I didn't mean to imply that modern women are somehow delicate violets - but probably the majority of women would not feel comfortable with a 'boys' night' atmosphere. If we're genuinely looking to attrach more female participation, we may need to address that.

That all said - a boys' night is fine by me. I tend to moderate my behaviour around people that are unknown quantities.

xwhatsit
27th April 2008, 15:02
No offence but Metal isn't music, from a music student's point of view...

If you guys need music I'll bring some of my Jazz CD :D
Heheh I think we're going to get along just fine.

Miles Davis & Coltrane FTW :D

ital916
27th April 2008, 17:33
The thread whilst posted in a piss takey way was indeed serious as to including more females in the clubs fix it night activities. I'm sick of girls being thought of as delicate, fuck it, send the e-mail out to the whole club, but it would be nice to see some more feminine participation in the club haha. Don't say there are no girls, I see heaps of girls on scooters at uni, here's hoping they are in the club. Fix it night will still be bike orientated but it's also a great chance to catch up and kick tires! An activity where the club can actually act like a club and have social interaction instead of wanky bitch slap threads on the net.

Club rides are great but half of motorcycling is the people you ride with and the atmosphere/camaraderie gained and I personally find actually talking and getting to know you tools in the club, having a beer and generally having a chill whilst still working on bikes is nice. Instead of a "I'll show up just to get my bike fixed" atmosphere.

As for metal music, it's a taste, like how some people like oysters, to me it tastes like boogers and looks like boogers. You don't like it, thats fine your opinion, just don't bag on people who do. Haha was just taking the piss with that comment timati :Pokey:, yeah that was an big penis I drew on your car. I'm sensible and all but I'm still young, and like being a tool sometimes.

Ragingrob
27th April 2008, 18:13
Surely Stephen must have a number of girls actually in the club...? The club emails go out to EVERYONE's emails in the club, obviously they just aren't keen at all. I dunno whether ANY girls on scoots would join, why would they lol all they need is the throttle and brake and no gear and they're sweet! They're not exactly into "scootering", it's just a way of commuting.

I know there are at least a few girls who are members of the club and do ride motorbikes to uni, dunno why they don't come along?

Hell there must be more than the 20 or so of us usuals who are at fix-ups, rides, and chillers anyway, both girls and guys! If we can somehow make people feel more comfortable and welcome to come along it would be great yeah, then Stephen can have 20 bikes in his garage for slumber parties! Maybe another BBQ at Mission Bay or something? Sent out in the club email as a chance for all new members to come grab a banger and a bottle.

As for metal music... Would you like those oysters shoved in your face and be forced to eat them? I'm fine with a bit of metal, but not necessarily having it blasted down my ears when I'm just chilling out and (trying) to chat to people. :buggerd:

Personally I like mix cds with a bit for everyone :wari:

Had a great night guys, next time maybe you should all come along on the coro loop too!!! Well, for the ones with fixed bikes now :2thumbsup

ital916
27th April 2008, 18:28
Surely Stephen must have a number of girls actually in the club...? The club emails go out to EVERYONE's emails in the club, obviously they just aren't keen at all. I dunno whether ANY girls on scoots would join, why would they lol all they need is the throttle and brake and no gear and they're sweet! They're not exactly into "scootering", it's just a way of commuting.

I know there are at least a few girls who are members of the club and do ride motorbikes to uni, dunno why they don't come along?

Hell there must be more than the 20 or so of us usuals who are at fix-ups, rides, and chillers anyway, both girls and guys! If we can somehow make people feel more comfortable and welcome to come along it would be great yeah, then Stephen can have 20 bikes in his garage for slumber parties! Maybe another BBQ at Mission Bay or something? Sent out in the club email as a chance for all new members to come grab a banger and a bottle.

As for metal music... Would you like those oysters shoved in your face and be forced to eat them? I'm fine with a bit of metal, but not necessarily having it blasted down my ears when I'm just chilling out and (trying) to chat to people. :buggerd:

Personally I like mix cds with a bit for everyone :wari:

Had a great night guys, next time maybe you should all come along on the coro loop too!!! Well, for the ones with fixed bikes now :2thumbsup

I didn't shove anything down your face, that wasn't even that metally! Fine we will play mix cd's and the such.

Ragingrob
27th April 2008, 18:52
I didn't shove anything down your face, that wasn't even that metally! Fine we will play mix cd's and the such.

Haha just saying it was pretty loud for the environment! Whatever music is good for me but not always keen for it to be pumping... We're chilling out, not clubbing!

MGST
27th April 2008, 19:10
Haha just saying it was pretty loud for the environment! Whatever music is good for me but not always keen for it to be pumping... We're chilling out, not clubbing!


Well said, bling awarded.

Squiggles
27th April 2008, 20:13
There are 10 on the books, must be time for another signup stand to meet the rest of you guys' needs :D

ital916
27th April 2008, 20:26
Haha just saying it was pretty loud for the environment! Whatever music is good for me but not always keen for it to be pumping... We're chilling out, not clubbing!

Maybe you need to chill out in a retirement home :lol:, was just playing some goddamn loud music, you also don't hit town much to think that the pantera was anywhere near clubbing loud. Next time I'll show you clubbing loud metal, you'll run into the bushes crying. Nuff said on that, we will agree to disagree robbo :chase:.

ital916
27th April 2008, 20:28
Well said, bling awarded.

That was the first time music was played loud at a chiller, but thats okay next time we shall work in silence mate, and sip on tea and maybe we can get a game of bowls going or something.

Ragingrob
27th April 2008, 20:35
That was the first time music was played loud at a chiller, but thats okay next time we shall work in silence mate, and sip on tea and maybe we can get a game of bowls going or something.

Correction : Every chiller that leads to Shadows involves loud and shit music, even when the place is empty and people obviously just wanna beer and chat they seem to crank and hip hop up.

Haha so every non-metaler is a Ponsy Pom? Loud music is one thing, loud metal is another.

Hanne
27th April 2008, 20:40
Hanne and Sophie have reasons other than bikes for being there


yeah, I only LIVE there! :sunny:


Plus the company is not too bad. But bikes are actually the reason I come down there to the shed. No, I don't have a penis, but I actually do want to know how my machine works.

Ragingrob
27th April 2008, 20:42
yeah, I only LIVE there! :sunny:


Plus the company is not too bad. But bikes are actually the reason I come down there to the shed. No, I don't have a penis, but I actually do want to know how my machine works.

Does Madison have her front legs back on? Moving her back into the shed was interesting, when she decided she didn't need her crutches for a bit! :shutup:

PirateJafa
27th April 2008, 20:48
Does Madison have her front legs back on? Moving her back into the shed was interesting, when she decided she didn't need her crutches for a bit! :shutup:

Not until Monday I'm afraid (Hanne is waiting on parts), although Madison and the Viffer had a nice night together. :buggerd:

Hanne
27th April 2008, 20:50
Does Madison have her front legs back on? Moving her back into the shed was interesting, when she decided she didn't need her crutches for a bit! :shutup:



??????? oh dear! Didn't hear about that one....
She is very... Independent at times. Kind of like a bossy 3 year old.
No, she should be patched up tomorrow though. Getting dust seals and fork seals from Red Baron in the afternoon.

Still thinking about the 'how to get ladies' part. Maybe a social bbq would be good. Think there are a lot of female scooter riders, we don't really cater for scooters atm, if we have an event like that they could feel part of things more. (Most of our fix-it nights etc. are very bike orientated. Because we all have bikes. Hell, I don't know what scooter riders like to do in their spare time!)

Oh yeah, Stephen said beofre how lots of people just use thme to commute, which is true. How many car drivers on here belong to a car club? or want to belong to a car club? That is probably part of it too, it is a get-there thing, not a 'hey, let's be friends!' thing.

Hanne
27th April 2008, 20:51
Madison and the Viffer had a nice night together. :buggerd:

And the viffer got a good talking to over that one!!!
it was most indecent, especially with Madison only half dressed and the viffer barely in boxers the entire night

Ragingrob
27th April 2008, 20:53
??????? oh dear! Didn't hear about that one....
She is very... Independent at times. Kind of like a bossy 3 year old.
No, she should be patched up tomorrow though. Getting dust seals and fork seals from Red Baron in the afternoon.

Still thinking about the 'how to get ladies' part. Maybe a social bbq would be good. Think there are a lot of female scooter riders, we don't really cater for scooters atm, if we have an event like that they could feel part of things more. (Most of our fix-it nights etc. are very bike orientated. Because we all have bikes. Hell, I don't know what scooter riders like to do in their spare time!)

Oh yeah, Stephen said beofre how lots of people just use thme to commute, which is true. How many car drivers on here belong to a car club? or want to belong to a car club? That is probably part of it too, it is a get-there thing, not a 'hey, let's be friends!' thing.

Good point! Yeah why the hell would I wanna join a "car club" when all I do is drive a corolla when I need to... I don't even do any "fixing" with the car, just like I assume most people wouldn't with their scooters.

BANZAI
27th April 2008, 21:45
Heheh I think we're going to get along just fine.

Miles Davis & Coltrane FTW :D

YAY!!! :woohoo: Howbout Bossa? Stan Getz?



That was the first time music was played loud at a chiller, but thats okay next time we shall work in silence mate, and sip on tea and maybe we can get a game of bowls going or something.

Wouldn't it gonna make "some" people get disturbed then they can't "fix" their bike?

Heeheee just like classic/vintage car/bike club. With check shirts and corduroy pants and that cap thingy...


Good point! Yeah why the hell would I wanna join a "car club" when all I do is drive a corolla when I need to... I don't even do any "fixing" with the car, just like I assume most people wouldn't with their scooters.

I did actually wanted to join the "car club" but what they had in Auckland Uni was "pimp my ride" club. Not like pulling Corolla's 4A-FE apart and tune-up to see how far it can get close to 4A-GE spec, convert FX-GT to a Midship-Rearwheel drive etc...

Corolla is a good car! I'm not Toyota fan, but it's a good car :niceone:

Don't get me wrong, I like ,motorbikes too~~

xwhatsit
27th April 2008, 21:52
YAY!!! :woohoo: Howbout Bossa? Stan Getz?
Nothing wrong with a bit of Getz's tenor sax :D

Maybe we should set up our own fix-up night? I know my girlfriend is much more interested in jazz than heavy metal... I think most girls are the same...

:laugh:

Cr1MiNaL
27th April 2008, 21:54
How do we email the "girls" in the club if we have no so-called "girls"?


Ahahaha Pwned !:crazy:

Ragingrob
27th April 2008, 21:58
Nothing wrong with a bit of Getz's tenor sax :D

Maybe we should set up our own fix-up night? I know my girlfriend is much more interested in jazz than heavy metal... I think most girls are the same...

:laugh:

Well... the girls we wanna be associated with anyway! It's a special kind of girl that loves metal, :headbang:. Scary!

Cr1MiNaL
27th April 2008, 22:05
I suggest we have all our bikes park at A-Uni and have a small stall giving out club flyers... leave the rest to me:Punk: I'll sucker in some hotties for us sharks...:done:

gijoe1313
27th April 2008, 22:31
This is starting to sound like something out of Ah! Megami-sama! Oh! My Goddess ...

:lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh_My_Goddess!

motorbyclist
27th April 2008, 22:33
first of all, if you wan't girls they aren't going to come for a fix it night

second, heavy metal appeals to some, but as awesome as it is it sounds like noise to the majority of people, so playing something a bit softer would be a wise move. just chuck some foo fighters on or something, and not so loud that it interferes with conversation. the likes of concorde dawn would go down well as it's a fair bit more socially acceptable than stuff like marylin manson and/or 50 cent.
heck make it kiwi music and throw on some shihad:punk:. play hip hop and i down tools 'till it's turned off:humpf:

finally, why not just have another beach bbq get-together at otahu or mission bay? that last one was a very well orgaised and fun event that would probably attract more girls than a shed night

motorbyclist
27th April 2008, 22:33
And the viffer got a good talking to over that one!!!
it was most indecent, especially with Madison only half dressed and the viffer barely in boxers the entire night

just wait till a screaming pocket rocket turns up one morning:baby:

BANZAI
27th April 2008, 22:34
This is starting to sound like something out of Ah! Megami-sama! Oh! My Goddess ...

:lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh_My_Goddess!

actually it's one of my favourite. :p

skidMark
28th April 2008, 00:57
I was just pondering last night in an awesome state of drunkenness, that the club definitely needs more girls! There has to be a fair few that ride those scooter-thingys that overcrowd uni. What I reckon is an e-mail sent out to all chicks in the club to turn up to a ladies fix it night where they can get greasy and fix bikes and stuff, with guys there to help them tinker and fix their scooters and bikes and stuff.

Can i just watch, and can they wear bikinis, and we need a paddling pool full of oil.

And lesbians, lots of lesbians. :drool:

pocketcracker
28th April 2008, 03:28
stands strong and tall with slight backward lean , Awaiting his propeller !

Very keen on socal event, night ,day FIx up ! Ect ect ya'z got my number drop me sum info,

Agreed females would b awsome ,As i'm Still in search of a mutral friend ,

Sofa
28th April 2008, 07:38
Can i just watch, and can they wear bikinis, and we need a paddling pool full of oil.

And lesbians, lots of lesbians. :drool:

Uuuummm, last time I checked lesbians are just like straight people, the only like the same sex as them... It doesn't mean that the like to get it on in front of guys... Just thought I'd let you know, you seem a bit confused :blink: :bleh: hehe

Now, as for girls... Look I'm really sorry Dushy, but from the looks and sounds of that girl (presumably your ex gf) you were with the other week at shadows, the type of girl you want is probably not going to be the type that is into bikes. I know I'm stereotyping here, but to an extent I think lots of stereotypes are true....

And as for the music issue, Rob good idea for a mix CD. And as for metal being music... hm... I have to admit that most metal musicians are pretty damned talented, however, I think that majority of people find it very difficult to actually listen to and appreciate because of the way these talented musicians put their talents together. :calm:

HungusMaximist
28th April 2008, 07:58
Haha just saying it was pretty loud for the environment! Whatever music is good for me but not always keen for it to be pumping... We're chilling out, not clubbing!

When was metal made for clubbing? Haha




Still thinking about the 'how to get ladies' part. Maybe a social bbq would be good. Think there are a lot of female scooter riders, we don't really cater for scooters atm, if we have an event like that they could feel part of things more. (Most of our fix-it nights etc. are very bike orientated. Because we all have bikes. Hell, I don't know what scooter riders like to do in their spare time!)


Since you're a women can you conjure up some ideas? Maybe like a 'bake a cake' get together or something?

But seriously do some fluff talk with your g/f and spread some words across Uni, something like talking about the virtues of having 2 wheels opposed to 4.


YAY!!! :woohoo: Howbout Bossa? Stan Getz?



Since you're a violin virtuoso Yugi, next time we have one of these get togethers, bring your violin and a few muso friends and whip out a rhapsody and woo those sexy things.


first of all, if you wan't girls they aren't going to come for a fix it night

finally, why not just have another beach bbq get-together at okahu or mission bay? that last one was a very well orgaised and fun event that would probably attract more girls than a shed night

Thing is, we want tight hot intelligent women with a bit class, none of those metal loving black hair dying/eye lining from out west. Perhaps we should start dressing up like Issac?

A thing like Okahu bay could definitely work, maybe even in the Auckland Domain or Conrnwall Park (One Tree Hill).

Like most things in life you gotta work for it, so if you want hot women, you gotta work it.

ital916
28th April 2008, 08:15
Now, as for girls... Look I'm really sorry Dushy, but from the looks and sounds of that girl (presumably your ex gf) you were with the other week at shadows, the type of girl you want is probably not going to be the type that is into bikes. I know I'm stereotyping here, but to an extent I think lots of stereotypes are true....



Believe it or not I don't plan on picking any girls up at a fix it night, It could be just me but I acutually enjoy interacting with the opposite sex, and people can't just say "oh girls don't like bikes". Maybe extending the welcome to a UNI SMC organised fix it day for all female and male bikers who need work done on their bike, where all can lend a hand. Participation shall be by registration so we know who is coming and an invite can then be sent out, this prevents gatecrashers and dicks who think they can just turn up and demand work done. It's an occasion of mutual help and just a good time to chill out and catch up with friends. I dunno maybe i'm just wierd with the whole wanting to know how the opposite sex feels about biking and making some female bikers friends on top of the good female/male ones I have already made *hanne, no working on exhausts for you! hehe i'll never let you live that one down*. God you would think talking to girls is a crime the way that you guys put it and that motorcyclists who ride for pleasure and because they love motorcycles within the uni area that don't have a penis is just an urban myth, a thing that doesn't happen. Oh and girls who like metal don't necessarily need to be westie stereotypes! Judging people by stero types is what causes a fuck load of problems nowadays. Next time I turn up to a chiller in my hoodie and beanie you guys better watch out, cos i just might mug you cos as we all now brown people with that sort of clothing usually are bad people :Pokey:.

HungusMaximist
28th April 2008, 09:11
Oh and girls who like metal don't necessarily need to be westie stereotypes! Judging people by stero types is what causes a fuck load of problems nowadays. Next time I turn up to a chiller in my hoodie and beanie you guys better watch out, cos i just might mug you cos as we all now brown people with that sort of clothing usually are bad people :Pokey:.

Bro, just taking the piss outta Andrew and his westie blonde hair and his westie girls :msn-wink:

Everybody takes the piss outta everybody on here!

But I hear what you're saying about stereotyping, but Pantera is still crap though hahahahahha :lol:

Sofa
28th April 2008, 09:31
:argue:
Oh my god Dushy darling can you not maybe just maybe take a joke? :)
Yes I agree with you that stereotyping is bad, but you cant tell me that a lot of them are not true...? And also, I'm sure a lot of people got the same idea as me when you started this thread... About why you want more girlies in the club. :)

Anyway I'm not going to argue with you. I think you're a nice guy and its a nice idea. :):hug:

Squiggles
28th April 2008, 11:00
Maybe like a 'bake a cake' get together or something?

*runs in the opposite direction to Ewen*:chase:

Ragingrob
28th April 2008, 11:04
:jerry:

:done:

Well I vote we have a BBQ at some place like Okahu Bay or the Domain, for anyone at all in the club + friends that may be interested in the club. Just an open chilled out environment where people can meet, and the majority of talk will be on bikes anyway. People may discuss problems with their bikes and this could lead onto a fix-it day the next week or so where those people will turn up and help will be at hand.

Only problem these days is to find a good bit of weather for this BBQ :wait::wait::wait:

Morcs
28th April 2008, 11:28
Be more specific, more straight chicks, no more dikes.

ital916
28th April 2008, 11:59
:argue:
Oh my god Dushy darling can you not maybe just maybe take a joke? :)
Yes I agree with you that stereotyping is bad, but you cant tell me that a lot of them are not true...? And also, I'm sure a lot of people got the same idea as me when you started this thread... About why you want more girlies in the club. :)

Anyway I'm not going to argue with you. I think you're a nice guy and its a nice idea. :):hug:

Haha sophie, I can take a joke in fact i'll be one of the most laid back, joke throwing guys you will meet but I drew the line when metal music was dissed haha. Yeah this thread turned into a mean bitch slap one, sorry people :lol::chase:. Anyway, I'll help out organising another smc get together soon for a social catch-up.:cool:

Sofa
28th April 2008, 12:23
Haha sophie, I can take a joke in fact i'll be one of the most laid back, joke throwing guys you will meet but I drew the line when metal music was dissed haha. Yeah this thread turned into a mean bitch slap one, sorry people :lol::chase:. Anyway, I'll help out organising another smc get together soon for a social catch-up.:cool:

Haha, well each to their own I guess :wari::2thumbsup Okies, I'll try help too but most of my friends are scared of bikes sorry to say... :o

Ragingrob
28th April 2008, 12:23
Yeah... SMC "Social Motorbike Club", screw the scooters! :2thumbsup

BANZAI
28th April 2008, 13:59
I think BBQ at domain is good idea. Or you guys can use BBQ machine in my apartment or my mate's apartment. Both are 1min walk from uni :D

bomma
28th April 2008, 14:13
might attract more girls if you blinged out your bike dushy.....mayb some spinners, mean sounds with a massive sub, lcds with a xbox360, a picture of dimebag (rest his soul) shredding, painted onto your tank.........oh and lowered it has to be lowered!!! and streamers hanging off your handlebars.....pink ones that go "whoooooooo" in the wind........

you want girls so you gotta put in the hard yards and the dosh :)

2wheeljunkie
28th April 2008, 16:15
i see that the fixit night is turning into a club with girlyz and a dj? we need to start anothe fixit night where we actually FIX bikes....

broo we did soo much fixing..what u talkin abt??:Pokey:....thanks to everyone (speccially stephen, andrew and jaffa..chur boys) who helped me out btw..cheers for the patience..:banana:

2wheeljunkie
28th April 2008, 16:21
Not until Monday I'm afraid (Hanne is waiting on parts), although Madison and the Viffer had a nice night together. :buggerd:

dunt forget the beasty bandit that hung from the beam..! :cool:

Macstar
28th April 2008, 19:38
Believe it or not I don't plan on picking any girls up at a fix it night, It could be just me but I acutually enjoy interacting with the opposite sex, and people can't just say "oh girls don't like bikes"

...this prevents gatecrashers and dicks who think they can just turn up and demand work done...

...God you would think talking to girls is a crime the way that you guys put it and that motorcyclists who ride for pleasure and because they love motorcycles within the uni area that don't have a penis is just an urban myth, a thing that doesn't happen...

...Oh and girls who like metal don't necessarily need to be westie stereotypes! Judging people by stero types is what causes a fuck load of problems nowadays. Next time I turn up to a chiller in my hoodie and beanie you guys better watch out, cos i just might mug you cos as we all now brown people with that sort of clothing usually are bad people :Pokey:.


Ha ha, the Dushmeister got worked up!:lol: How much shit do you dish out??:spanking:

Suggest we buy Harleys and shift the Friday night chillas from downtown Akl to Pukekohe or Drury where the rugged biker chicks hang. Or, we all buy Vespas and scarves and move the Chilla to Ponsonby.

ital916
28th April 2008, 20:03
Ha ha, the Dushmeister got worked up!:lol: How much shit do you dish out??:spanking:

Suggest we buy Harleys and shift the Friday night chillas from downtown Akl to Pukekohe or Drury where the rugged biker chicks hang. Or, we all buy Vespas and scarves and move the Chilla to Ponsonby.

Yes I do get worked up sometimes I am human, but not as worked up as you probably are :tugger: haha joking joking. I hear you shall be mobile on two wheels soon...god save us all haha jokes. Yeah o we could get our bikes and hit newmarket....lots of "yes please" thur.

2wheeljunkie
28th April 2008, 21:56
when we hitting newmarket...is the hornet back in running form with all the "extra mods" issac??

motorbyclist
28th April 2008, 23:01
Well I vote we have a BBQ at some place like Okahu Bay or the Domain, for anyone at all in the club + friends that may be interested in the club. Just an open chilled out environment where people can meet, and the majority of talk will be on bikes anyway. People may discuss problems with their bikes and this could lead onto a fix-it day the next week or so where those people will turn up and help will be at hand.


probably not the best way to pick up chicks, unless you're good looking.

PROTIP: if she'll listen to you talk about bikes without herself being a rider, you're in:banana:

Squiggles
28th April 2008, 23:20
probably not the best way to pick up chicks, unless you're good looking.

PROTIP: if she'll listen to you talk about bikes without herself being a rider, you're in:banana:

I can talk about bikes with hanne's sister, her friends, and the chick next to me in my chem labs...im not "in" with any of them tho :lol:

A couple of hanne's friends even came to madison's birfday, and the pink ribbon ride last year, squandered opportunities eh?

HungusMaximist
29th April 2008, 06:13
probably not the best way to pick up chicks, unless you're good looking.



Since you alreadly come off at the back as a big westie chick with no dress sense, you don't need to worry.

Hahahah.... :banana:

Phurrball
29th April 2008, 07:48
Ha ha, the Dushmeister got worked up!:lol: How much shit do you dish out??:spanking:

Suggest we buy Harleys and shift the Friday night chillas from downtown Akl to Pukekohe or Drury where the rugged biker chicks hang. Or, we all buy Vespas and scarves and move the Chilla to Ponsonby.

Laingholm fishing club FTW! Fire up some of those beasts in Stevo's garage and hoon about on the Manukau mud flats with the donut-making 1970's Westie falcons!

To be fair - the car with sounds was there for everyone - Dushy only made use what was there. I'll happily listen to Pantera for a while, as I'll listen to anything (except for the worst excesses of commercial radio) There was plenty of other discs in the wagon. Next time (should I have the misfortune of being cage-bound) will be using line-in with the powerbook and inviting MP3 cds or flash drives.

I could always borrow a Volvo with a Panama hat on the parcel shelf and crank the RNZ Concert while we indulge in Dushy's suggestion of cups of tea and bowls (bet some of the old boys in rest homes have great bike stories from back-in-the-day)

...On second thoughts, the cost to motorcyclists in fear and maiming of using such a vehicle would be unacceptable. Fear the hat-driver!

Biking takes all sorts - look at KB as a whole. We do need to engage our brains if we want to be more attractive to a cross-section of the university scooterists and motorcyclists. I'll turn up to anything that centres on two wheels personally - Ponsonby, Drury, anywhere!

Timati
29th April 2008, 08:46
Am sure if there was plenty of booze and food to go around, it'll go down well with lots of people. Just hold a massive rave of some sort somewhere.

Suggestion Box

1. Poker Night
2. BBQ
3. Fund Raiser
4. Rave
5. Party

Squiggles
29th April 2008, 09:33
Dushy only made use what was there. I'll happily listen to Pantera for a while.....


Sif it was my stero or music :lol:

lol @ massive rave.

2wheeljunkie
29th April 2008, 09:36
i say a SMC party wud go down well..jus a gathering of ppl who like 2 wheels..that way there will be no scaring of gurls with our greasy hands..(not insulting any girl who enjoys getting their hands greasy..gud on ya)

Timati
29th April 2008, 10:26
I don't mind having one at my place. Have a reasonably sized front & back yard. Could start off with poker & BBQ style gathering. Good music.

If we decide to hold a rave, there had better not be any damage to the place ... or ... else I'll have to bring out the shotgun and go all trigger happy haha.

Timati
29th April 2008, 10:27
i say a SMC party wud go down well..jus a gathering of ppl who like 2 wheels..that way there will be no scaring of gurls with our greasy hands..(not insulting any girl who enjoys getting their hands greasy..gud on ya)

Kyle you should bring your friends along I met the other night especially the blonde hahaha

bomma
29th April 2008, 11:01
Am sure if there was plenty of booze and food to go around, it'll go down well with lots of people. Just hold a massive rave of some sort somewhere.

Suggestion Box

1. Poker Night
2. BBQ
3. Fund Raiser
4. Rave
5. Party

oooh poker, bbq and party!! POKER:first: BBQ:drinkup: AND PARTY:puke::Punk:!!! just charge for the beers/food and you'll have a fundraiser and by the end, when everyone's pissed chuck some dance music on and it'll be a rave!!! :done:

klyong82
29th April 2008, 11:02
Paintball nite....I can just imagine Stevo been taken out....and the prize Hanne and the TL's. Consolation Gn's!! woohoo:ar15::ar15::ar15::dodge:

Timati
29th April 2008, 11:07
oooh poker, bbq and party!! POKER:first: BBQ:drinkup: AND PARTY:puke::Punk:!!! just charge for the beers/food and you'll have a fundraiser and by the end, when everyone's pissed chuck some dance music on and it'll be a rave!!! :done:

Doesn't sound like a bad idea at all ;-).

Have the venue sorted.

Now to decide on a date...

bomma
29th April 2008, 11:19
Paintball nite....I can just imagine Stevo been taken out....and the prize Hanne and the TL's. Consolation Gn's!! woohoo:ar15::ar15::ar15::dodge:

wonder if his gn's would make good firewood :whistle:

Phurrball
29th April 2008, 12:02
Sif it was my stero or music :lol:

lol @ massive rave.

lolz indeed - last time I danced in a paddock raving stylez 'twas not around a much-abused Toyota family-wagon...

Linguistic slip-up - that which was provided was different to what was there.

I'm sure westie screwdrivers, 6" x 2" beams and bike carcasses make a fine percussive orchestra for bikie ravez!

Ragingrob
29th April 2008, 13:30
How many people are in the SMC club total Stevo? Hirage of Shads is free for any groups with 100 or more people AND they return 10% of the bar revenue that night... just a thought?

Timati
29th April 2008, 13:33
How many people are in the SMC club total Stevo? Hirage of Shads is free for any groups with 100 or more people AND they return 10% of the bar revenue that night... just a thought?

That sounds like a good deal if 100 or more turn up. Am sure if invites were posted up around Uni, people could just RSVP and possibly pay a minimum entry fee that could cover the first couple of drinks???

2wheeljunkie
29th April 2008, 15:06
Kyle you should bring your friends along I met the other night especially the blonde hahaha

ahaha...they might be scared of u bikers ehh..the brunnete one loves bikes but not sure of the rest..funny seeing u at bungalow eight..bt yea have a party timati im sure a house party wud be the best since everyone will feel alot more comfortable..

Timati
29th April 2008, 15:10
ahaha...they might be scared of u bikers ehh..the brunnete one loves bikes but not sure of the rest..funny seeing u at bungalow eight..bt yea have a party timati im sure a house party wud be the best since everyone will feel alot more comfortable..

Am sure they'll be comfortable with me. Yeah, small world bumping into you. This Friday is out since I'm off to Ministry of Sound!!!. How about next Friday the 9th Of May @ my place?

Cr1MiNaL
29th April 2008, 17:09
All my dates* so far have always thought of me as the "dangerous guy" when they found out I rode a pocket rocket, and after that, put out even more... mmmm I'm feeling naughty ;)

were all in!

bomma
29th April 2008, 18:01
All my dates* so far have always thought of me as the "dangerous guy" when they found out I rode a pocket rocket, and after that, put out even more...

lol i think sublime put it very well in their song "if it wasnt for date rape id never get laid:buggerd:"....that sentence sounds pretty dodge raj...."they put out more after they found out im dangerous:buggerd:" lol cf sublime :lol:

Timati
29th April 2008, 18:38
All my dates* so far have always thought of me as the "dangerous guy" when they found out I rode a pocket rocket, and after that, put out even more... mmmm I'm feeling naughty ;)

were all in!

Sounds like a massive orgy

Cr1MiNaL
29th April 2008, 18:44
have u guys seen this !!! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1542581#post1542581

Timati
29th April 2008, 19:22
have u guys seen this !!! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1542581#post1542581

Sharing the love???

Timati
29th April 2008, 19:22
With so many posts on girls, KB might as well as start a dating service.

There's one for sports enthusiasts (http://www.sportzdating.co.nz/), why not for bikers lol

Hanne
29th April 2008, 20:14
Big Boy Boris 69 (sexy time!!) - Im Boris. You will like me. I am likable. I am also sexy and keen for sexy time I enjoy long walks on beach

Hmmm... looks like Borat is busy impersonating hot lesbians on that particular site, Timati. Ah well, there are enough of us here, I am sure he/she will be able toi make one of our days!

Timati
29th April 2008, 20:58
Hmmm... looks like Borat is busy impersonating hot lesbians on that particular site, Timati. Ah well, there are enough of us here, I am sure he/she will be able toi make one of our days!

As long as there is someone who is "keen for sexy time and long walks", just may be ...

HungusMaximist
29th April 2008, 21:02
Nice Timati, I'd be keen to have a get together at your place.

Just make sure you give Raj plently of time to get to your place, prerferably a hour head start. :msn-wink:

ital916
30th April 2008, 06:49
I'm keen for a party at tims, hehe . Oh anyone keen for a crate day?? It's when we start drinking early morn and have to finish a crate of beer off by the end of the day haha.

Hanne
30th April 2008, 06:56
One day my mate had a crate and he wanted to take it back to get the discount next time so the whole night he was super protective of the wooden box, but had no clue where the bottles were going. They ended up all over the place but he was happy because he still had the crate to swap, except than he found out that the liquor store didn't want the empty box so we had an awesome bonfire.

hey, does anyone have a bonfire pit in their garden?
Not that I' m a pyromaniac or anything, just wondering! ... :whistle:

Timati
30th April 2008, 09:22
I'm keen for a party at tims, hehe . Oh anyone keen for a crate day?? It's when we start drinking early morn and have to finish a crate of beer off by the end of the day haha.

Hmm, how many to a crate?

bomma
30th April 2008, 09:51
hey, does anyone have a bonfire pit in their garden?
Not that I' m a pyromaniac or anything, just wondering! ... :whistle:


wonder if his gn's would make good firewood :whistle:

could prolly get a few bricks and stuff together at stevo's shed and corner off a few off his gn's....would make a mean fireshow!:niceone:!!:jerry:

CRATE PARTY!!!!!!! :puke:

2wheeljunkie
30th April 2008, 11:18
i think its 9 swappas to a crate...thats a lot of beer..then again we have the whole day..:rolleyes:..soo yeaa..wud be a messy evening..:banana:...yay...then im sure a barby wud go down rather sweet..!

Phurrball
30th April 2008, 13:15
i think its 9 swappas to a crate...(snip)

Last I checked it'd be a dozen big-bots in the swappa crate. Crates might be handy for fork oil changes.

I'm old, and I've done my quota of crate days (daze?) at the Gardies in Dunedin.

A couple of quarts is all good, but I'd rather neck a few boutique-brewed masterpieces and wank on about how it was "in my day..." (:tugger: I know...) and mock you all from a safe corner as carnage unfolds.

What does this have to do with cunning plans to attract more members of the female persuasion? :Offtopic:

Surely a "Vodka Cruiser box-day" would go down better?:devil2:

Unless you want westie chicks - that'd be a "Woody" day surely? nothing like the old 'bogan and cola' aye?

Is that enough stereotyping yet? :Pokey:

rachprice
30th April 2008, 13:39
I would join but not in auckland, I wish my uni had a club!!

Timati
30th April 2008, 16:00
I would join but not in auckland, I wish my uni had a club!!

Should visit. Having a get together next weekend - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=72724.

You could always be "El Prisendete" and start one ...

ital916
30th April 2008, 17:45
Mate, if we have the good times rolling the girls will come. They are like sharks they can smell good times from ages away...and blood......and when your in trouble.....and they'll kill you witha sharp hurtful blow and then watch you bleed to....*mumbles off into incomprehensible rants* haha just joking

rachprice
30th April 2008, 17:52
Should visit. Having a get together next weekend - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=72724.

You could always be "El Prisendete" and start one ...

Yeah I know that prob would involve lots of time and organisation skills two things which I dont have much of. Besides would have no idea where to start.
Thanks for the offer would if i could, waaaaaaay to poor and i think thats my flatmates grad. If Im visiting her in Auckland Ill come out, she has just had my other flatmate take her for a ride on the RGV and feel in love with it, was looking on trademe as soon as she got home hehe

Macstar
30th April 2008, 19:34
Mate, if we have the good times rolling the girls will come. They are like sharks they can smell good times from ages away...and blood......and when your in trouble.....and they'll kill you witha sharp hurtful blow and then watch you bleed to....*mumbles off into incomprehensible rants* haha just joking

Jesus mate?! Suggest you stop trying to date incarcerated chicks!

Hanne
30th April 2008, 20:01
Mate, if we have the good times rolling the girls will come. They are like sharks they can smell good times from ages away...and blood......and when your in trouble.....and they'll kill you witha sharp hurtful blow and then watch you bleed to....*mumbles off into incomprehensible rants* haha just joking

c'mon, let's boogie....


Loves got teeth and she bites so hard
Leaving you for dead like a deadly shark
And she doesn't leave a lot to be saved

I was swimming in the harbour of your smile
Splashing in the ocean like a child
I didn't know what dangers lurked there
Just beyond the waves
Shark attack!

Well she chewed me up and she spat me out
I didn't want to meet a maneater
Shark attack!

HungusMaximist
30th April 2008, 21:07
If Im visiting her in Auckland Ill come out

Only if you're sweet and hot Rach. :msn-wink:

We got way too many stuck up snobs in Auckland who think they're the shits.

georgie
30th April 2008, 21:57
Only if you're sweet and hot Rach. :msn-wink:

We got way too many stuck up snobs in Auckland who think they're the shits.

Hell, did you read her profile? Shes young, studying medicine, a self proclaimed 'dirty student', and rides a motorbike. Does it get any hotter?:doctor:

HungusMaximist
30th April 2008, 22:02
Hell, did you read her profile? Shes young, studying medicine, a self proclaimed 'dirty student', and rides a motorbike. Does it get any hotter?:doctor:

Well, that's sorta borderline lukewarm hot.

Hot as in having a hot face and a tight body.

But definitely having a sweet attitude and a affectionate nature comes first.

ital916
30th April 2008, 22:08
Hell, did you read her profile? Shes young, studying medicine, a self proclaimed 'dirty student', and rides a motorbike. Does it get any hotter?:doctor:

MbChB is the shizzle! but med people are dorks, engineering is where it's at ;)....oh and then you got the lawyers...they're like the k road section at uni...wait sorry thats commerce and arts, I'd say law chicks are the up market hookers haha jokes.

rachprice
30th April 2008, 22:30
Only if you're sweet and hot Rach. :msn-wink:

We got way too many stuck up snobs in Auckland who think they're the shits.

Well defintely not a snob! Hot is very subjective so I wont comment on that :P


Hell, did you read her profile? Shes young, studying medicine, a self proclaimed 'dirty student', and rides a motorbike. Does it get any hotter?:doctor:

Thanks for the back up :)


MbChB is the shizzle! but med people are dorks, engineering is where it's at ;)....oh and then you got the lawyers...they're like the k road section at uni...wait sorry thats commerce and arts, I'd say law chicks are the up market hookers haha jokes.

Yeah mate its sweet but that dork thing is all lies! Most my class are always partying hard!

motorbyclist
30th April 2008, 23:34
I don't mind having one at my place. Have a reasonably sized front & back yard. Could start off with poker & BBQ style gathering. Good music.

If we decide to hold a rave, there had better not be any damage to the place ... or ... else I'll have to bring out the shotgun and go all trigger happy haha.

OMG PARTY AT TIMATI'S HOUSE

not too many "older chicks" i hope :bleh:


Kyle you should bring your friends along I met the other night especially the blonde hahaha

kyle, have you been holding out on us mate?!

Timati
1st May 2008, 07:18
OMG PARTY AT TIMATI'S HOUSE

not too many "older chicks" i hope :bleh:



kyle, have you been holding out on us mate?!

Nah no nanas' *lol*. Most of the girls I know are under 23 the youngest being 18.

I reckon Kyle should bring his mates especially the blonde (saw her first) ... MacStar might just get away with twister with hot semi-naked chics hahaha

Timati
1st May 2008, 07:22
Yeah I know that prob would involve lots of time and organisation skills two things which I dont have much of. Besides would have no idea where to start.
Thanks for the offer would if i could, waaaaaaay to poor and i think thats my flatmates grad. If Im visiting her in Auckland Ill come out, she has just had my other flatmate take her for a ride on the RGV and feel in love with it, was looking on trademe as soon as she got home hehe

I think you should visit her. Really. Spoke to her last night. She thinks it's about time you visited *lol*

Am sure there'll be plenty of bikes at the party. Not bad eh, party and bikes. Actually ... me thinks plenty of open straight road to for wheelies ... :devil2:

Phurrball
1st May 2008, 13:51
MbChB is the shizzle! but med people are dorks, engineering is where it's at ;)....oh and then you got the lawyers...they're like the k road section at uni...wait sorry thats commerce and arts, I'd say law chicks are the up market hookers haha jokes.

You're SOOOOO jealous bro :devil2: as well as having a reason to slate all medders as dorks...

Have you spent any time at law school lately? It's mooting time, so plenty of baby lawyers are dressed in their formal finest - very corporate, very niiiiiiiice.... That goes for any ladies wanting to spot some male talent in suits too. No good when one's trying to do opinions though :crybaby:


(snippy)
Yeah mate its sweet but that dork thing is all lies! Most my class are always partying hard!

Based on the medders I knew at Otago, that'd be an accurate assessment - they sure knew how to party hard as well as geek hard (Though that's mainly in Healthsci 1)

Watch out though mate! They can smell the extra 'X' chromosome round here...or is it the absence of a 'y'?

(One wonders what they'd make of a Klinefelter's person or a XXX female :devil2: Hehehe...:Pokey:)

klyong82
1st May 2008, 15:10
Just attended the Auckland Uni convo ....yes met a lot of freshly to be graduated female lawyers :love: They look pretty in regalias and skirts. Loads of commerce students too...

HenryDorsetCase
1st May 2008, 15:14
Just attended the Auckland Uni convo ....yes met a lot of freshly to be graduated female lawyers :love: They look pretty in regalias and skirts. Loads of commerce students too...

and useless to anyone till they've done a couple years hard graft, realised that practising Lor is less about "But may it please your Honour, in the well known 1864 case of Trujilo vs Ulrich, where the plaintiff was .........." and more about "Fucksakes, how the fuck can we get this fucking deal done, given the amount of time and resources we have to throw at it, and the eight other things I need to do between now and five pm?".

motorbyclist
1st May 2008, 16:31
more about "Fucksakes, how the fuck can we get this fucking deal done, given the amount of time and resources we have to throw at it, and the eight other things I need to do between now and five pm?".

dunno bout the other degrees, but that sounds alot like engineering lol

gijoe1313
1st May 2008, 18:16
Just save me any hawt asian motorcycle girls :innocent: :o Oh wait ... everyone wants them as well :doh:

rachprice
1st May 2008, 18:32
I think you should visit her. Really. Spoke to her last night. She thinks it's about time you visited *lol*

Am sure there'll be plenty of bikes at the party. Not bad eh, party and bikes. Actually ... me thinks plenty of open straight road to for wheelies ... :devil2:

Oh cool you know Jo? :clap: She is actually with me in dunnas but she is making me come visit in the holidays so I will be around sometime and yes bikes and parties are defintely my thing!





Watch out though mate! They can smell the extra 'X' chromosome round here...or is it the absence of a 'y'?


Haha yeah they sound like they haven't met any girls but all good im very competent at looking after myself :2guns: (man these smilies are cool i have never really used them!)

Squiggles
1st May 2008, 20:59
and yes bikes and parties are defintely my thing!

If thats your rgv in your profile i think your speedo cable isnt correctly routed...

Ragingrob
1st May 2008, 21:07
If thats your rgv in your profile i think your speedo cable isnt correctly routed...

Trust you to get straight to the "routing" Stephen!

:oi-grr:

rachprice
1st May 2008, 21:22
If thats your rgv in your profile i think your speedo cable isnt correctly routed...

Yes it sure is and that would make a lot of sense since it stopped working a month ago haha whoops what do i need to do to fix it? Thanks for the good spot!

Nagash
1st May 2008, 21:58
Yes it sure is and that would make a lot of sense since it stopped working a month ago haha whoops what do i need to do to fix it? Thanks for the good spot!

Haha! Yeah good spotting man, took a look.

Err.. well look at the front wheel. See that cable hanging freely and not connected to anything? That's not meant to be not connected to anything.. as most cables need to be connected to something in order to do what thye're meant to do (get the theme?)

There should be a port for it *somewhere* around the middle of the wheel somewhere. Can't be more precise then that without actually looking at it.. it should be quite obvious. All you have to do is screw it back in..

The screws probably vibrated out so you'll need to replace that. Drop me or pretty much anyone if you get lost and they'll sort it out easy as.

[Edit] Wait.. you're in Dunedin.. I swear this is the Auckland Uni Club :P Pm someone in Dunedin to sort it out if you get lost!

mstriumph
1st May 2008, 22:07
this thread is making me feel very old


..... come to think of it, i AM very old

- thank god!!:devil2:

bomma
2nd May 2008, 09:34
"But may it please your Honour, in the well known 1864 case of Trujilo vs Ulrich, where the plaintiff was .........."

my money's on trujilo if it came down to a brawl, that guys a friggin gorilla!!!!:girlfight: he'd snap ulrich like a twig:crazy:

but in the court room my money's on ulrich.....bass players arent exactly widely famed for their intelliengce or tact......:clap:

rachprice
2nd May 2008, 09:44
Haha! Yeah good spotting man, took a look.

Err.. well look at the front wheel. See that cable hanging freely and not connected to anything? That's not meant to be not connected to anything.. as most cables need to be connected to something in order to do what thye're meant to do (get the theme?)

There should be a port for it *somewhere* around the middle of the wheel somewhere. Can't be more precise then that without actually looking at it.. it should be quite obvious. All you have to do is screw it back in..

The screws probably vibrated out so you'll need to replace that. Drop me or pretty much anyone if you get lost and they'll sort it out easy as.

[Edit] Wait.. you're in Dunedin.. I swear this is the Auckland Uni Club :P Pm someone in Dunedin to sort it out if you get lost!

It is I know, I am just jealous cos we dont have one!!
Thanks lots I will have a look when I get back from holidays, It all makes perfect sense I guess if i was at home I could have just had a look and work it out.

bomma
2nd May 2008, 11:26
SOLD

Hey guys please read this post coz its pretty urgent and might interest some of you!!!

its bout the up-coming foo fighters tour

FOO FIGHTERS CONCERT (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=72886)

Timati
3rd May 2008, 14:00
Oh cool you know Jo? :clap: She is actually with me in dunnas but she is making me come visit in the holidays so I will be around sometime and yes bikes and parties are defintely my thing!



Haha yeah they sound like they haven't met any girls but all good im very competent at looking after myself :2guns: (man these smilies are cool i have never really used them!)

Nah I don't know her...yet but introductions are always welcome :-). Well if you are ever in Auckland give us a shout.

Apparently Ewen is on the prowl :devil2:

bomma
5th May 2008, 15:16
girls just wanna have fu-un, girls just wanna have fun :banana:

Hanne
5th May 2008, 19:53
girls just wanna have fu-un, girls just wanna have fun :banana:

My friends were super keen when I mentioned twister ;)

ital916
5th May 2008, 20:25
My friends were super keen when I mentioned twister ;)

I'm super keen now that your friends are super keen cos there is twister.:drool:

2wheeljunkie
6th May 2008, 16:03
My friends were super keen when I mentioned twister ;)

is it goin to be naked twister..if so then im keen..then again it might just be all boys..if thats the case im out..sorry fellas..i dunt swing that way..sorry to dissapoint u dush...:buggerd:

bomma
6th May 2008, 17:54
^ so does anyone actually know how old hanne's sister actually is?? :mellow: this game of twister starting at timati's could end up finishing in prison and trust me you wont wanna drop the soap :buggerd:

Chrislost
6th May 2008, 18:04
is it goin to be naked twister..if so then im keen..then again it might just be all boys..if thats the case im out..sorry fellas..i dunt swing that way..sorry to dissapoint u dush...:buggerd:

fucks sake!
ill bring the wire cutters if your planning to being naked.

ital916
6th May 2008, 19:13
^ so does anyone actually know how old hanne's sister actually is?? :mellow: this game of twister starting at timati's could end up finishing in prison and trust me you wont wanna drop the soap :buggerd:


Did you drop the soap mate, learnt the hard way eh ;)

Squiggles
6th May 2008, 19:41
Did you drop the soap mate, learnt the hard way eh ;)

Soap and lube came with the honda, they told him it was for cleaning

bomma
6th May 2008, 19:47
Soap and lube came with the honda, they told him it was for cleaning

me and chris got closer than i ever thought possible :2thumbsup

Hanne
6th May 2008, 21:54
me and chris got closer than i ever thought possible :2thumbsup

*whit-whooo!* don't you go parkign your bikes too close at uni please, they aren't to sully my madison's innocent little eyes

motorbyclist
7th May 2008, 01:36
so has madison popped out a little pocket rocket yet?:bleh:

klyong82
7th May 2008, 12:53
^ so does anyone actually know how old hanne's sister actually is?? :mellow: this game of twister starting at timati's could end up finishing in prison and trust me you wont wanna drop the soap :buggerd:

Hahaa.....little Hanna.....hahaha!!


me and chris got closer than i ever thought possible :2thumbsup

I hear you got closer to pretty much anything that moves with 2 legs.......:crazy:

bomma
7th May 2008, 13:14
I hear you got closer to pretty much anything that moves with 2 legs.......:crazy:

and two wheels :bleh:

Hanne
7th May 2008, 21:19
so has madison popped out a little pocket rocket yet?:bleh:

No but she might be trying to keep it a secret from the VFR in case it's not actually his *ooops*><

rie
7th May 2008, 23:59
i dont think the club NEEDS girls. sounds like you lot amuse yourselves perfectly fine without the better half.

motorbyclist
8th May 2008, 00:30
female - check

auckland - check

bike - check

age, well first post was in the uni forum so can't be that old - check

:shit:

quick, Drider! now's your chance! get in there!


:laugh:

motorbyclist
8th May 2008, 00:44
No but she might be trying to keep it a secret from the VFR in case it's not actually his *ooops*><

:drinknsin
..............:whistle:
..............:sweatdrop
..............:shutup:
..............:psst:
..............:buggerd:
:shit:

motorbyclist
8th May 2008, 00:45
:weep:
:crybaby:
:apint:
:violin:

PirateJafa
8th May 2008, 05:22
Wall of text smilies

It all goes downhill from here...

motorbyclist
8th May 2008, 18:34
aw! who deleted half of them?
i put alot of effort into that emoticon story!

motorbyclist
8th May 2008, 18:44
Only if you're sweet and hot Rach. :msn-wink:

We got way too many stuck up snobs in Auckland who think they're the shits.

+1


Hell, did you read her profile? Shes young, studying medicine, a self proclaimed 'dirty student', and rides a motorbike. Does it get any hotter?:doctor:

quick dushi!

ital916
8th May 2008, 19:11
i dont think the club NEEDS girls. sounds like you lot amuse yourselves perfectly fine without the better half.

Just a random shot here but do you ride the red gpx older model at uni with the red tribal flames? Just a stab in the dark

PirateJafa
8th May 2008, 19:59
quick dushi!

Looks like he's already been eyeing her up - he's quick off the mark that boy. Or totally desperate. ;)

rie
8th May 2008, 21:48
Just a random shot here but do you ride the red gpx older model at uni with the red tribal flames? Just a stab in the dark


no but i have seen that bike parked outside architecture building. if we're imagining the same bike i own a black version. yes, even the red tribal flames. for shame.

probably won't catch me near main campus. i hang out at the law quad where people park their scooters & bikes like tetris blocks.

motorbyclist
8th May 2008, 21:53
you should come to the chiller on friday (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=64433):)

shingo
8th May 2008, 22:21
no but i have seen that bike parked outside architecture building. if we're imagining the same bike i own a black version. yes, even the red tribal flames. for shame.

probably won't catch me near main campus. i hang out at the law quad where people park their scooters & bikes like tetris blocks.

Is it the one with the L plate attached?


you should come to the chiller on friday (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=64433):)

Good work Andrew. Nice to see some is actually trying to increase the member numbers. Instead of just coming up with all these kooky ideas on how to recruit more chicks (Not that i can talk tho).

Ragingrob
8th May 2008, 22:23
Ya heading to the chiller tomo Shaun?

shingo
8th May 2008, 22:25
Will try.

Got a test worth 20% on monday which i havent started studying for, and a rather large assignment due on wednesday which i havent started either. Needless to say, it's going to be a busy weekend for me.

Ragingrob
8th May 2008, 22:27
Oh true that sounds a bit rough! I'll be there but not having a big night either as got a lot on over the weekend.

Yep nice one Andrew, not only talking the talk, but walking the walk! :wari:

shingo
8th May 2008, 22:35
The worst thing is they are for the same subject. You'd think they would plan the due dates better, but apparently that would make my life to easy.

rie
8th May 2008, 23:08
Is it the one with the L plate attached?

no...
catch me if you can. black. stock. wanky red flames. rather deceptively scooter-like from the front it's spooky. or is it that more scooters are taking on the guise of motorcycles now?


Good work Andrew. Nice to see some is actually trying to increase the member numbers. Instead of just coming up with all these kooky ideas on how to recruit more chicks (Not that i can talk tho).

do you...have any chicks in this club? all this talk about soap is rather troubling.

BANZAI
8th May 2008, 23:37
Hey, just wondering... Are you Japanese?

Rie sounds/spell like Japanese name so I just thought could be...???

Btw I am lol

shingo
8th May 2008, 23:41
no...
catch me if you can. black. stock. wanky red flames. rather deceptively scooter-like from the front it's spooky. or is it that more scooters are taking on the guise of motorcycles now?

hmmm... dont think i've seen that one parked down there, assuming we're talking about the staff parking under the quad that is.


do you...have any chicks in this club? all this talk about soap is rather troubling.

There are two chicks that attend the friday night chilla and such club events, but they are both taken.

Now i'd say something witty here but i ain't a very good comedian, so i'll leave it up to one of the residents funny guys.

All i'll say is that if you do come to one of the club functions, the last thing any of the guys will want is to scare you away. They may look like this :drool: for a while as they dont get to close to females that often, but if you start talking about bikes they will be back in their element again and normal converstaion will resume.

Cr1MiNaL
8th May 2008, 23:49
konichiwa biyatches !

BANZAI
8th May 2008, 23:51
There are two chicks that attend the friday night chilla and such club events, but they are both taken.

All i'll say is that if you do come to one of the club functions, the last thing any of the guys will want is to scare you away. They may look like this :drool: for a while as they dont get to close to females that often, but if you start talking about bikes they will be back in their element again and normal converstaion will resume.

Hmm should I get my gf to make her come to chillar and help those two poor girls?? lol

She knows nothing about bike/car tho!! (oh she likes Land Rover lol)

motorbyclist
9th May 2008, 00:26
do you...have any chicks in this club? all this talk about soap is rather troubling.

yes we do, but only see two of them on a regular basis though.... then there's a few extra girlfriends who we see from time to time (including mine, macstar's and phurrball's)

considering we've only really got about 20 active members, and you'll be lucky to see more than 10 of them at the chiller, 20% girls isn't too bad... it's about that in every other bar in auckland on a friday night anyway!

basically just watch out for dushi... he's recently broken up with his gf and is on the prowl after 2 years of monogamy (thus this thread was spawned)


Hmm should I get my gf to make her come to chillar and help those two poor girls?? lol

She knows nothing about bike/car tho!! (oh she likes Land Rover lol)

the more the merrier.. i'm sure if we get enough girls we'll hit some critical mass whereby girls start coming without having being dragged their by the boyfriends

just make sure she doesn't talk about landrovers... or any 4wd for that matter - every time i hear a 4wd getting talked about it's after someone either had a near miss or nasty accident<_<

pocketcracker
9th May 2008, 01:32
green ! ,,, Random ? i though so !!

ps, any 1 extended the invite to rie (spelling) ? to the saturday nite gathering at timati (spelling) place ?>

motorbyclist
9th May 2008, 02:24
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=72724

done:)

it's going to be good if we all show up, timati has a mean place all to himself.

and i don't want to see any of you chickening out at the sight of rain and staying home tomorrow/saturday evening!

*yet another rumble from above reminding me i left clothes out on the washing line*

Macstar
9th May 2008, 06:02
Dushy had a girlfriend:blink:

klyong82
9th May 2008, 06:37
Hmm should I get my gf to make her come to chillar and help those two poor girls?? lol

She knows nothing about bike/car tho!! (oh she likes Land Rover lol)

Yeah bring her along....she can talk to me about land rover, bmw, f1, guys, life, finance, etc....like they say the more the merrier ...like one big family:hug: (whoops that did not sound right :dodge:) have fun with your concert will be working till 7 then gotta shoot off for dinner...food:drool:

Phurrball
9th May 2008, 10:54
()
*snippy*
probably won't catch me near main campus. i hang out at the law quad where people park their scooters & bikes like tetris blocks.

Another law student?!

I think I know the bike - have spoken to ya briefly at the Eden Cres bike park - you admired my ability to wrestle my beast into a park.

Did you get an angry orange unisafe parking sticker the other day when under the garden with the other tetris blocks?

ital916
9th May 2008, 13:09
Hey rie, you should come to the staurday party, new members are always welcome. You'll know me by the million dollar smile, motorbicyclist by his long blonde hair*and no that was not a spelling mistake,he is not a girl haha*, banzai by the fact that when he turns side on he dissapears, macstar by the fact that there is probably a bike spinning towards you when looking in his direction, phurrball by the fact he will be the main point of intellectual conversation etc. good times me think.

Cr1MiNaL
9th May 2008, 13:26
And Schnappy needs no introduction.

Hanne
9th May 2008, 18:12
Hmm should I get my gf to make her come to chillar and help those two poor girls?? lol


two 'poor' girls?? OI! Who was it who took you out to get your bike??!

BANZAI
9th May 2008, 21:57
two 'poor' girls?? OI! Who was it who took you out to get your bike??!

Oops :whistle:

pocketcracker
9th May 2008, 22:14
you just got served sucka !

trump-lady
9th May 2008, 23:22
hmmm didnt read all the thread cause I havent been on for ages. 11 pages is to much esp when most is ahhhh.......crap :)

Anyways I think us women....well ok I speak for myself
are here.....we lurk. When we need help we ask, as I have myself asked some very awesome KBERS with help on pannier racks and self servicing (get ya mind out the gutter) We have many very strong women representing on the site and tend to find our own circles cause as women in a mostly mans world thats how we flow. I think a chicks "night" fix er uperer woulda attract a some what different type. Trust me we are here watching listening and contributing in our own way........ima play the devils advocate here too and start some shit............ Is a female scooter rider the same a s a motorbike rider? While there will be some comparisons.......there are scooter rider s who LOVE riding, as i myself started at 15 but some do it to get to uni cheap......*I do not like to be called out in the same category unless scooter girl can come with the passion. Its like me asking a scooter boy and a buel rider their opinions on the ride around coroloop............anyways good thought, nice idea but youll find most motorbike women find their own help and fixerupper cause of who we are. If we need we seek cause to get to motorbike statusn wasnt easy and we HAD to ask, it didnt come easy,,,,,,which is why we ride. sooo ahhhhh PS anyone got cheap triumph sprint backtires?

Macstar
9th May 2008, 23:23
Hey rie, you should come to the staurday party, new members are always welcome. You'll know me by the million dollar smile.

She'll also know you by the fact that you're the only club member without a working motorcycle.

rie
10th May 2008, 09:08
I think I know the bike - have spoken to ya briefly at the Eden Cres bike park - you admired my ability to wrestle my beast into a park.

yes - i have since learned to wriggle my own bike through the barriers with surprising agility (into the carpark to join the tetris blocks). the wrath of Mary Rose will inspire all kinds of desperate measures to get to 399 on time.


Did you get an angry orange unisafe parking sticker the other day when under the garden with the other tetris blocks?

bastards! i must have been conveniently missing in action. that means the eden cres parking strip will start to get quite competitive as people stop parking under the garden? rawr.

rie
10th May 2008, 09:17
Is a female scooter rider the same a s a
motorbike rider?

why specifically a *female* scooter rider?

my neighbour (Santa Claus lookalike) owns the biggest, gruntiest scooter i have ever seen. he duckwalks it every weekend down the driveway to take it for a spin. it's the most glorified scooter: definitely over 150cc. however would not describe it as a motorcycle by any means. who cares, as long it gives you a thrill.

Squiggles
10th May 2008, 09:55
She'll also know you by the fact that you're the only club member without a working motorcycle.

mintest burn ever.

Ragingrob
10th May 2008, 09:59
mintest burn ever.

Haha that's what I was thinking! :gob:

ital916
10th May 2008, 11:40
Is a mint burn and I would be laughing if the situation was funny but unfortunately it's not and I'm not a happy chappy right now.

Phurrball
10th May 2008, 13:33
yes - i have since learned to wriggle my own bike through the barriers with surprising agility (into the carpark to join the tetris blocks). the wrath of Mary Rose will inspire all kinds of desperate measures to get to 399 on time.

She's pretty approachable in person - it's Algie that makes it a bastard to turn up late - how farked up was that 399 worksheet!!!! How does she come up with the questions?!?! "Outer space treaty" AAAARRRRGH !!!!???:Pokey:


bastards! i must have been conveniently missing in action. that means the eden cres parking strip will start to get quite competitive as people stop parking under the garden? rawr.

No one has stopped parking there that I've noticed - mine's the (Mrs') black VTR250 (my big, red VTR1000 was written off last Sunday by a van, though I did enjoy rattling the downstairs windows at Davis with the Yoshi mufflers the few times I did take it in:devil2:)

See you at the Tetris blocks sometime.

Phurrball/Ross

motorbyclist
10th May 2008, 17:00
She'll also know you by the fact that you're the only club member without a working motorcycle.

lol, bit rich considering at the time of posting, you yourself was without bike and had been for 5 weeks:bleh:

(jeez dushi learn to make a proper comeback!)


why specifically a *female* scooter rider?

my neighbour (Santa Claus lookalike) owns the biggest, gruntiest scooter i have ever seen. he duckwalks it every weekend down the driveway to take it for a spin. it's the most glorified scooter: definitely over 150cc. however would not describe it as a motorcycle by any means. who cares, as long it gives you a thrill.

+1

pocket rocket FTW :D

ital916
10th May 2008, 17:03
lol, bit rich considering at the time of posting, you yourself was without bike and had been for 5 weeks:bleh:

(jeez dushi learn to make a proper comeback!)



+1

pocket rocket FTW :D

At the time of posting I was in no mood for a comeback but have no fear if isaac turns up tonight the comebacks will be thrown quick and fast.

motorbyclist
10th May 2008, 17:09
ooh, thems sound likes fightin' words they do!

Macstar
10th May 2008, 23:58
I've only ever defended myself against the 'Daily Dushies' (verbal attacks). Here's something new though:

Dushy, I know how much it sucks not to have a bike, so if you promise to lay off the wise cracks - I'll take you for a spin on the Hornet.

PirateJafa
11th May 2008, 12:51
But it's a Honda!




I didn't mean it honest - be gentle please.

Ragingrob
11th May 2008, 17:28
But it's a Honda!




I didn't mean it honest - be gentle please.

Aren't you the one after a CBR :yes:, cause they're so cool :rockon:

Macstar
11th May 2008, 18:14
But it's a Honda!




I didn't mean it honest - be gentle please.

Where'd your Suzuki get you?:rolleyes:

PirateJafa
11th May 2008, 18:27
Aren't you the one after a CBR :yes:, cause they're so cool :rockon:

Yep, so I'd best make as much fun of Hondas now while I still can! :D

Ragingrob
11th May 2008, 19:21
Yep, so I'd best make as much fun of Hondas now while I still can! :D

Haha point taken! And then you'll join us all in outnumbering everyone in the club ha!And have electrical problems, I didn't say that :sick:

BANZAI
12th May 2008, 20:58
Hey Dushy, do you remember KB member called ZOOM?

Was searching forums about GN250 and find your post and her post (actually this is the thread you have started http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60438)

She's 22, rides GN250, lives in Auckland. Sounds good to me!???

Only if she is female, not pretending to be female on online...

klyong82
13th May 2008, 09:06
Hey Dushy, do you remember KB member called ZOOM?

Was searching forums about GN250 and find your post and her post (actually this is the thread you have started http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60438)

She's 22, rides GN250, lives in Auckland. Sounds good to me!???

Only if she is female, not pretending to be female on online...

What's all this about Banzai? matchmaking...? ehh

BANZAI
13th May 2008, 09:10
yeah something like that :lol:

bomma
13th May 2008, 10:40
ww.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/findtruelovewithtwolegsnottwowheels.php

klyong82
13th May 2008, 10:56
yeah something like that :lol:

What about the rest of us? bomma is desperate...especially:wari:

bomma
13th May 2008, 11:16
What about the rest of us? bomma is desperate...especially:wari:

lol if only i was a playa like you kimmer....how'd you get along with those flute playing girls?? that one in yellow could play my flute anyday....oh wait ive got a recorder....same thing right?? :clap:

klyong82
13th May 2008, 13:13
lol if only i was a playa like you kimmer....how'd you get along with those flute playing girls?? that one in yellow could play my flute anyday....oh wait ive got a recorder....same thing right?? :clap:

I went for the white one...could not remember what happen but it was super....:hug::wari:

Macstar
13th May 2008, 14:06
You boys are looking for love in all the wrong places...

Phurrball
13th May 2008, 14:46
Do what I did -

Give up on women completely.

The only way is to let love find you - worked for me. Shortly after this decision, a hot blondie walked into the café where I was waiting to give my flattie a lift home.

She looked at me, I looked at her - the rest is history.

*Now we torment one another for life*

pocketcracker
13th May 2008, 15:16
yet 2 see said hot blondie !

Phurrball
13th May 2008, 15:57
^^Keeping her away from you bro...:msn-wink:

She does exist - if you feel like cyber-sleuthing, there is photographic evidence in this AUSMC forum.(not that you seem the type to scour the net for images of women :shifty:)

*where would be the fun in supplying a link now, eh?*

klyong82
13th May 2008, 17:50
You boys are looking for love in all the wrong places...

Who said anything about love? What's love? :buggerd:


^^Keeping her away from you bro...:msn-wink:

She does exist - if you feel like cyber-sleuthing, there is photographic evidence in this AUSMC forum.(not that you seem the type to scour the net for images of women :shifty:)

*where would be the fun in supplying a link now, eh?*

I can provide SMC photographs to pocketrocket

bomma
13th May 2008, 17:59
Who said anything about love? What's love? :buggerd:

hahahahaha +1 :first: only three things on my mind at any given point....beer, food and you can work out the third :yes:

Squiggles
13th May 2008, 18:33
hahahahaha +1 :first: only three things on my mind at any given point....beer, food and you can work out the third :yes:

wanking? 10char

bomma
13th May 2008, 19:01
wanking? 10char

trust a suzuki rider <_<

Macstar
13th May 2008, 19:22
F&^ken hillarious thread. Keep it going! Make it a sticky!!!!

I don't know what the problem is here fellas. What chick wouldn't want to go for the ride on the back of a bike? If that's not an opening...

Use the force (biker)

Magua
13th May 2008, 19:32
15 pages later, any luck?

Macstar
13th May 2008, 19:34
15 pages later, any luck?

Ha hA! It would appear NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.:lol:

klyong82
13th May 2008, 19:51
Ha hA! It would appear NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.:lol:

I was riding yesterday around town between 6 to 8pm with a lovely lady putting her arms round my waist....it felt so warm. Gosh I love her leathers.....hot hot hot!!

bomma
13th May 2008, 19:52
I was riding yesterday around town between 6 to 8pm with a lovely lady putting her arms round my waist....it felt so warm. Gosh I love her leathers.....hot hot hot!!

was it your mum?? :blink:

Chrislost
13th May 2008, 19:53
how many dam people at uni have red hornets?

theres the one with the dent in teh left side that always ends up parked 5cm away from me.
theres the red one that was at the bottom of the stairs(bommer?)
macsta...

:wari:
more importantly, when am i going to be alowed to wheelie one!

btw, this thread was about girls, from the last page or so of bitching it seems we have many many more then first thought:hug:

Chrislost
13th May 2008, 19:58
hahahahaha +1 :first: only three things on my mind at any given point....beer, food and you can work out the third :yes:

oooo yeahhhh:buggerd:

bomma
13th May 2008, 20:13
Give up on women completely.

haha something i could never do....my door doesnt swing the other way:nono:


Ha hA! It would appear NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.:lol:

i can just see dushy all frustrated and going down the wrong path as suggested above.....but i guess metal-heads came up with two wonderful things...head and banging....two wonderful WONDERFUL things :Punk:

BANZAI
13th May 2008, 21:53
lol if only i was a playa like you kimmer....how'd you get along with those flute playing girls?? that one in yellow could play my flute anyday....oh wait ive got a recorder....same thing right?? :clap:

Heh, both taken!! They both are piano players so no blowing but good at playing with hands :bleh:


15 pages later, any luck?

Not really, but maybe one girl riding Kawasaki is interested to come to Strata.

I just remembered this thread is about how do we get more girls "member" to the club not let's find a rider girlfriend for Dushy and other single(or even for non-single) male member thread :p

rie
13th May 2008, 23:43
one new girl for every sixteen pages of dushy-bashing (see, i'm catching on) is better than no new girl.

PirateJafa
14th May 2008, 04:58
one new girl for every sixteen pages of dushy-bashing (see, i'm catching on) is better than no new girl.

Oh no, we would never "bash" Dushy.

Just make fun of him.

Repeatedly. :Pokey:

Phurrball
14th May 2008, 08:54
haha something i could never do....my door doesnt swing the other way:nono:
(snippity)

You get the wrong end of the sausage my friend - I went ASEXUAL not homosexual, I didn't own a Honda then, see.

Ironically, that's when love struck :2thumbsup:

She just found me. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine" (Apologies to Humphrey Bogart)

All I'm a saying, is it's possible to try too hard, (Res ipsa loquitur this thread...) and it may be easier to not worry about it for a while - worked for me...:blink:

Ya never know when the right woman will 'walk into your gin joint'. It'll just happen one day when the universe is ready.

*Until then, there's this interweb thingy, see?*

rie
14th May 2008, 10:32
All I'm a saying, is it's possible to try too hard, (Res ipsa loquitur this thread...)

the pipe dream speaks for itself.

bomma
14th May 2008, 11:02
You get the wrong end of the sausage my friend - I went ASEXUAL not homosexual, I didn't own a Honda then, see.

BLING BLING BLING BLING :first:

hope i never find "the one"...the thought of being stuck with one person for eternity :shit::gob::mellow:

EDIT: seems i cannot bling you yet p-mac but its definately on my to-do list

Phurrball
14th May 2008, 11:16
Just bling your sentence in the other thread with some commas and apostrophes and suchlike...

(Then I'll stop rocking myself in the corner and counting my personal hoard of previously unloved, unused or abused pet apostrophes.)

klyong82
14th May 2008, 11:24
was it your mum?? :blink:

You just wanna see her photo again eh? :shit: I remember you could not get your hands off with the last few pictures I showed you :shutup:. Haha ...



Heh, both taken!! They both are piano players so no blowing but good at playing with hands :bleh:


Haha yeah that was the best part no strings attach...

bomma
14th May 2008, 11:31
one new girl for every sixteen pages of dushy-bashing (see, i'm catching on) is better than no new girl.

if that were the case we'd have a lot of girls in the club :blink:

ital916
14th May 2008, 12:55
one new girl for every sixteen pages of dushy-bashing (see, i'm catching on) is better than no new girl.

:hug: she gets it! Ahh yes, I am the club piniata lol, i'll be seeing you at the friday strata meeting then eh...where everyone basically bashes me in real life rather than online ;), all led by the might macstar...who reminds me of that boss guy from mad max 2, you know the old baldy wearing the leather with his little pet boy on the leash only the boy is nish in this instance.

BANZAI
14th May 2008, 13:13
Why don't we do Free BBQ at Quad or in front of Kate Edgar with 5-10 SMC bikes parked up nicely polished and sign-up stand, so that people do get attention?(I know someone have suggested earlier)


Maybe we will get bunch more of guys but we could get some attention from girls if we:


Park 2 or 3 Vespa and cute looking bike/scooter -Cub, Monkey, Street magic etc (preferbly in Pink, Red, Green, Sky Blue or something COLOUFUL)

Also 250cc big scooter (alternative to "MT" bikes, I assume most girls prefer AUTO)

*Hanne must be at the sign-up stand during the event. If we can convince Rie also that would be great as well (because it might be more approachiable when there is one or two girl who rides a bike) :p

Does anyone's girl-friend rides sccoter to uni(who have good knowledge of Scooter and riding experience -probly none, yea I'm just taking my chance)? Ask her to stay at the stand as well for Scooter related questions(we may need more than box of chocolate for her for reward...)

Have you guys seen a free mag in uni called "SCOOT and commute"? that mag is trying to convince girls to scoot so if we can do something with them it might be a good idea.

I think the first intention of this thread was to get more Girls member so that people can socialise with more variety of people and not to make match making club for single guys who own a motorbike :p

Then someone would probly say "but motorbiking used to be men's hobby, hard for girls to get into blah blah" and then we go back to the beggining of this thread for never ending discussion....

Gee that took me while to type... I so have no life!!!

ital916
14th May 2008, 13:44
I so have no life!!!

I second that, we need one more then we can pass the motion that banzai has no life.

Squiggles
14th May 2008, 15:55
*makes a note for the minutes*
Does anybody second the motion "Banzai has no life" ?

:lol:

Macstar
14th May 2008, 16:16
:hug: she gets it! Ahh yes, I am the club piniata lol, i'll be seeing you at the friday strata meeting then eh...where everyone basically bashes me in real life rather than online ;), all led by the might macstar...who reminds me of that boss guy from mad max 2, you know the old baldy wearing the leather with his little pet boy on the leash only the boy is nish in this instance.

I called a truce a few days ago which you haven't replied to yet (however there's a new insult so I get to "defend myself" again!):

I'll save it for another occassion.....

ital916
14th May 2008, 16:22
I called a truce a few days ago which you haven't replied to yet (however there's a new insult so I get to "defend myself" again!):

I'll save it for another occassion.....

That wasn't an insult I was comparing you to an actor in one of the greatest movies ever my friend :innocent:.

BANZAI
14th May 2008, 19:24
Umm...... Can anyone teach me English, what's "second" mean??? I know about First, Second, Third... but it's got different meaning right?:confused:

Cr1MiNaL
14th May 2008, 19:34
Macstar u want to fight me?

Phurrball
14th May 2008, 19:43
Umm...... Can anyone teach me English, what's "second" mean??? I know about First, Second, Third... but it's got different meaning right?:confused:

Yep - Formal meeting protocol/rules: To 'second' is a formal way of saying you support a 'motion' (an idea) in a meeting.

The 'motion' is 'moved' by the person that came up with the idea, a 'seconder' supports it, and it is voted on by everyone at the meeting, and if there is enough support, it is 'carried' - so the group agree to carry out the motion/idea.

It's weird eh?

For example - Committee on the colour of the environment:

Person A: "I move that the sky is green!" (Mover of motion)

Chair of meeting: "Who will second that motion?"

Person B: "I second that the sky is green!" (Seconder of motion = supporter of person A's idea)

Chair: "All in favour please say 'aye'."

Lots of people all at the same time: "Aye, aye, aYe"

Chair: "All opposed?"

People: (just a few in this example - but could be many) "Nae!"

Chair: "Any abstentions?" (People who choose not to agree or disagree abstain)

Chair: "Motion carried, the sky is now green!"

If the 'Ayes' and the 'naes' sound the same, a count may be taken, some motions may be voted on in a secret ballot (pieces of paper put in a box)

There are more strange words to do with meetings too. All to do with making sure ideas have the necessary support of enough people.

It's all part of the alien language of administration and government.

I hope that makes sense??:second:

Macstar
14th May 2008, 21:32
Macstar u want to fight me?

Put up your dukes!

motorbyclist
14th May 2008, 22:58
Do what I did -

Give up on women completely.


+1

oddly enough every time i've "given up" chasing girls (partly due to ample supply of friday night txts) i've had a girlfriend within a week... go figure


Macstar u want to fight me?

:rofl::clap:

2wheeljunkie
14th May 2008, 23:08
Yep - Formal meeting protocol/rules: To 'second' is a formal way of saying you support a 'motion' (an idea) in a meeting.

The 'motion' is 'moved' by the person that came up with the idea, a 'seconder' supports it, and it is voted on by everyone at the meeting, and if there is enough support, it is 'carried' - so the group agree to carry out the motion/idea.

It's weird eh?

For example - Committee on the colour of the environment:

Person A: "I move that the sky is green!" (Mover of motion)

Chair of meeting: "Who will second that motion?"

Person B: "I second that the sky is green!" (Seconder of motion = supporter of person A's idea)

Chair: "All in favour please say 'aye'."

Lots of people all at the same time: "Aye, aye, aYe"

Chair: "All opposed?"

People: (just a few in this example - but could be many) "Nae!"

Chair: "Any abstentions?" (People who choose not to agree or disagree abstain)

Chair: "Motion carried, the sky is now green!"

If the 'Ayes' and the 'naes' sound the same, a count may be taken, some motions may be voted on in a secret ballot (pieces of paper put in a box)

There are more strange words to do with meetings too. All to do with making sure ideas have the necessary support of enough people.

It's all part of the alien language of administration and government.

I hope that makes sense??:second:


love the great explanation mate..plus u love tool soo i shud def add you to my buddy list...:niceone: