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bomma
12th May 2008, 23:08
In breaking news (that happened on the morning of the 10th of may) Hanne, whilst riding a company scooter, was attacked suddenly, and without warning, by a gang(??) of were-sheep. Eye-witnesses say that the were-sheep were ruthless in their onslaught and that hanne put up a brave fight. Coming to her rescue were Kyle, Rodger and Nish (but mainly Nish), who managed to scare off the attackers and escort hanne to safety.

An Urgent Courier Cyclist who was passing by at the time was kind enough to use his mystical skills to summon an ambulance, that arrived an incredible 30+mins after the attack, despite the incident occuring less than 2 minutes from Grafton.

As the reporter understands it, there has been a warning issued to all bikers to be wary off all were-sheep and that, unlike our cousins in the south island, no sheep need to be "helped through the fence" at any time.....:clap:

PirateJafa
13th May 2008, 05:13
Attacked by a were-sheep? Oh no, she's one of them!

Watch out for the full moon guys - her hair will start growing, then BANG! She'll be out prowling the city streets looking for a new victim to pass the ancient curse onto...

*starts looking for his silver-lined riding gear*

scracha
13th May 2008, 06:14
Yah boo...that sucks.

Did she at least get some free mutton to stick in the freezer?

Number One
13th May 2008, 06:39
OUCH! Blardy sheep still atleast it weren't a gang of were-cows!!! Hope that ankle heals up good and fast.

Magua
13th May 2008, 08:14
I best keep an eye out for these so called were sheep! :O
Heal fast, Hanne.

Trudes
13th May 2008, 08:22
Heal up fast Hanne and back on the scooter to get revenge on those were-sheep!!!!

EJK
13th May 2008, 08:22
Sheep? I don't get the joke.... :blink:

You mean real baa baa sheep?? :blink:

klyong82
13th May 2008, 09:01
Goodness! I think it is payback time....should we assemble a strike force to take out these weird-sheep? Dont you worry Hanne we will get em...sheep toast..

BANZAI
13th May 2008, 09:14
Sheep? I don't get the joke.... :blink:

You mean real baa baa sheep?? :blink:

Same! I have no idea what you guys are talking about!! :blink:

Hope you heal soon Hanne! :sunny:

bomma
13th May 2008, 10:29
oh yea and hanne ive got one of the only keys to getting your bike out :devil2: sooooo how much is madison worth to ya ;)

Squiggles
13th May 2008, 13:50
rofl, this is soo late. Blardy were sheep. She's out riding again already.

The were sheep are moving though, first pukekohe, then coromandel, the domain, k road... WHERE WILL THEY STRIKE NEXT????

HungusMaximist
13th May 2008, 15:03
So that's what it was?

A sheep eh?

Phurrball
13th May 2008, 15:15
Oh my! She hasn't got pinkeye too has she? Google found a cure yet? Or do we need a scary, wizened Tohunga of some sort?

(BTW heal well Hanne, though it's probably a little late to wish that)

I'll put up the walls to keep our Waitakere ranges safe!

Then I'll barricade myself in the Lainghom fishing club... It has a bar and pool tables... The sheep'll never take me...

avgas
13th May 2008, 15:27
I blame the government

Squiggles
13th May 2008, 16:20
I'll put up the walls to keep our Waitakere ranges safe!

Then I'll barricade myself in the Lainghom fishing club... It has a bar and pool tables... The sheep'll never take me...

they've already struck out west, we are not safe.

I believe a sheep may have been in the van alongside you Ross when the vtr met its ill fate.

Phurrball
13th May 2008, 16:51
they've already struck out west, we are not safe.

I believe a sheep may have been in the van alongside you Ross when the vtr met its ill fate.

Faaaaark - I didn't check the back of that van. I'd better tell Star insurance...

The driver was a florist - flossy was probably in the back bulking up on psycadelic flowers and using mind control on the driver (How else could you not see a bike with full-beam blazing and fail to hear the yoshis booming from the lofty viewing platform that is a van?)

Quick! To the hollowed out hill deep in the Waitaks!

gijoe1313
13th May 2008, 17:06
:oi-grr: I dunno, I reckon theres two sides to this story ...

Sheep 1 : Baaa-baa-bbaaab* "Didya see that scooter haring across our path?"
Sheep 2 : Baa-baabababa* "S'truth! I thought I was minted fer shure!"
Sheep 1 : Baabababab-baa* "Filthy biker scum"
Sheep 2 : Baaa-baaa-baab* "D'y reckon we report it?"
Sheep 1 : Baba-babaa-baa* "Nah, leave it alone, got some grass to get eh?"

2wheeljunkie
14th May 2008, 22:54
i think i might have been bitten ehh..i went to sleep last nite all good and woke up at dawn to find myself on k road about to bite a fellow lady scooterist..she was pretty hot though...shud hv bite her anywayz...;)

motorbyclist
14th May 2008, 23:06
i went to sleep last nite all good and woke up at dawn to find myself on k road

DUDE


:buggerd:

2wheeljunkie
14th May 2008, 23:17
DUDE


:buggerd:

i somehow knew that wud come bite me in the ass..hope this line doesnt come bite me in the ass too..then again me mentioning it prolly will..:doh: