Conelius is at it again! (club mascot)

[motorbyclist]

so i was riding one of the work scooters around town early in the morning, and guess who i saw on new north road!

must've been one helluva night to wake up there.....

(and yes, conelius is the official SMC mascot - unanimously agreed by the comittee and approved by the "active" club members at the chiller)

[Phurrball]

Jeebus...:shit:

Conelius must be a quantum cone capable of being in two places at once methinks - he seems to have a close relationship with the horse, having been witnessed there numerous times when I fill up at Gull Kingsland.

(I'm just bloody amazed the business owner lets him stay there - still, a horse with a cone fetish must be good at attracting attention)

[Slyer]

It's an impostor!

[klyong82]

I got a rocket launcher that you can use to blow it up....KABOOOM!!

[ehab2weelr]

I got a rocket launcher that you can use to blow it up....KABOOOM!!

wait thats my line???? :2guns:

[2wheeljunkie]

why wud u guys wanna blow up conelius..that is just immoral and sad...

[klyong82]

why wud u guys wanna blow up conelius..that is just immoral and sad...

My previous job at a defense contracting company allowed me to collect such weapons....I just need to use them as I think Interpol's after me....should we use your GPX as a test target? KABOOOM!! Plenty of spare parts for Rie then.....haahhaa

[2wheeljunkie]

ohh wow.. battle on now kim..:2guns:...u think you got weapons bud..i got the the parangs of the orang asli that will destroy wat ever weapons you can put forward..:banana:.. sorry to the guys who dont understand what some the words mean..

[klyong82]

Parang!!! That aint anything....i can take you out with my ancient chopsticks....once in my hand your parang aint a match at all.....:bash: by the way I got a parang, a sabit and a cangkul that can do some serious damage hiding in my garage...

[motorbyclist]

i'm telling you he's got connections to the triads!

[2wheeljunkie]

he aint got triad connections..he's malaysian..:lol::lol::lol:

[shingo]

he aint got triad connections..he's malaysian..:lol::lol::lol:

poor andrew, he tries so hard to fit in...

[2wheeljunkie]

poor andrew, he tries so hard to fit in...

its the long hair i tell u..im jealous..:rolleyes:

[klyong82]

he aint got triad connections..he's malaysian..:lol::lol::lol:

Tak boleh cakap macam itu...nanti taiko besar baca dan datang ke New Zealand bawa parang cincang awak punya tangan...:niceone: awak lari taiko dan geng pun lari dengan parang!! mampus lar lu...:bleh:

[motorbyclist]

i told you he's a triad!

(zomg free online malay to english translators are hard to find, and are really shit.... might try malay to chinese then chinese to english but i doubt that'd work too well)

[shingo]

(zomg free online malay to english translators are hard to find, and are really shit.... might try malay to chinese then chinese to english but i doubt that'd work too well)

lol, i looked too, couldnt find anything that worked.

[2wheeljunkie]

Tak boleh cakap macam itu...nanti taiko besar baca dan datang ke New Zealand bawa parang cincang awak punya tangan...:niceone: awak lari taiko dan geng pun lari dengan parang!! mampus lar lu...:bleh:

awak jangan capak macam itu tau..u ingat u saja ada gang ka?.. saya pun ada gang tau..mak saya india..india gang lagi besar...awak punya taiko tak da chance..bapa saya pun ada klang gang..u tau ka klang gang..orang itu bukan saja potong tangan..mereka potong kepala pun tau..mati lar u.:crazy:

[Ragingrob]

:bash: I think Conelius has brainwashed Kim and now Kyle into uttering nonsense only coneheads would understand!

[klyong82]

awak jangan capak macam itu tau..u ingat u saja ada gang ka?.. saya pun ada gang tau..mak saya india..india gang lagi besar...awak punya taiko tak da chance..bapa saya pun ada klang gang..u tau ka klang gang..orang itu bukan saja potong tangan..mereka potong kepala pun tau..mati lar u.:crazy:

awak punya geng besar tapi geng saya pandai punya...satu orang boleh hapuskan 10 ekor dari geng awak....u tahu tak geng saya ada Jackie Chan, Jet Li, :shit: dan banyak pahlawan-pahlawan hebat:shifty:
India ada siapa ....Shahrukh Khan?? dia tahu menari sahaja....tak tahu lawan lar... Klang punya geng mana boleh lawan sama geng Ipoh....geng taiko paling hebat punya...mampus lar u and geng India....:done:

[Hanne]

:bash: I think Conelius has brainwashed Kim and now Kyle into uttering nonsense only coneheads would understand!

I haven't heard anyone call someone else a conehead since, like, standard 3!

[2wheeljunkie]

take this kim :bash: and a little :ar15:..and more of :puke: and a s:finger:and finally...:tugger:

[bomma]

he's malaysian..:lol::lol::lol:

wait kim's malaysian?!??! :mellow::mellow::mellow: ftw?!?!?!

[klyong82]

wait kim's malaysian?!??! :mellow::mellow::mellow: ftw?!?!?!

Yes and I can speak many many languages....:Playnice: kyle....:devil2:

[2wheeljunkie]

Yes and I can speak many many languages....:Playnice: kyle....:devil2:

yea i shud respect my elders..sorri ar bang..:Punk:

[klyong82]

yea i shud respect my elders..sorri ar bang..:Punk:

no worries.....kita sama-sama geng...!! we cool bro

[2wheeljunkie]

terima kasih ahh..mari kita pergi makan nasi lemak..panmure does some sweet nasi lemak..!:2thumbsup

[EJK]

ehh? Whats with the language? Isn't this thread about this statue Conelius?

[Squiggles]

I've put conelius to work in the shed, he's been going 2 weeks straight :clap:

[EJK]

Did you add "conelius oral sex" to the tag Steve?

:killingme

[2wheeljunkie]

I've put conelius to work in the shed, he's been going 2 weeks straight :clap:

workk...??? more like slave labour u horrible horrible person...:shutup:...free conelius!!..hey was juz thinkin..everytime the smc club has ride someone has to take conelius wit them..not sure how it will work but we shud..:Punk:

[shingo]

workk...??? more like slave labour u horrible horrible person...:shutup:...free conelius!!..hey was juz thinkin..everytime the smc club has ride someone has to take conelius wit them..not sure how it will work but we shud..:Punk:

We could turn him into a Dunce hat and tape him to peoples helmets.

[BANZAI]

workk...??? more like slave labour u horrible horrible person...:shutup:...free conelius!!..hey was juz thinkin..everytime the smc club has ride someone has to take conelius wit them..not sure how it will work but we shud..:Punk:

Put it at the back of my GN :done:

[EJK]

Put it at the back of my GN :done:

Did you add those tags? :lol:

[2wheeljunkie]

Put it at the back of my GN :done:

soo thats one volunteer..im volunteering as well..i have a pack rack at the back and ill be more than happy to strap conelius on..there will be alot of tape though..shud be exciting..not too sure how the cops would see it though.." ahh sorry officer, was juz taking my cuz for a ride..":Police:..or we cud juz do what shingo suggested..! wind blast..yay.!