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bomma
16th June 2008, 16:19
Hey all and welcome to the Rob Norris (aka RagingRob) fan club thread!! here all "Norris-heads" are welcome to put up whatever you want on Rob or Chuck Norris.
Also there will be a competition for the funniest Rob Norris joke, the prize being a high vis vest courtesy of ACC. This will be given out most likely at the next sign up stand or at one of the upcoming chillers so get onto it!!!
chuck norris pwns all (http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?imgurl=http://bp1.blogger.com/_BHru2cDEPhs/R2C0EydgSXI/AAAAAAAAAEA/QPapX8DIIdw/s400/chuck_norris_toilet_paper2.png&imgrefurl=http://sportsshovel.blogspot.com/2007/12/chuck-norris-jokes.html&h=366&w=297&sz=73&tbnid=SO0Fn6pVZ7YJ::&tbnh=122&tbnw=99&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dchuck%2Bnorris%2Bpics&hl=en&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=2&ct=image&cd=1) :Punk::done:
bomma
16th June 2008, 16:21
here's one:
"When Rob Norris jumps into the pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets Rob Norris-ed"
MIXONE
16th June 2008, 16:24
When Rob Norris was born he slapped the doctor and caught a taxi home.
bomma
16th June 2008, 16:32
Rob Norris walked into a burger king and ordered a Big Mac...........and he got one.
Zim_Invader
16th June 2008, 18:17
aint no nodoby tell a joke bout the rob norris and lives to see tomorrow... nobody, fool!:kick:
bomma
19th June 2008, 14:37
Rob Norris was originally cast for the lead role of "24" but they had to recast because Rob Norris killed all the terrorists and saved the world in 12 minutes
bomma
19th June 2008, 14:47
When Rob Norris was having sex in a truck, some of his sperm accidentaly got into the engine. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.
bomma
19th June 2008, 14:53
Rob Norris could have saved it.
sori ej, hope its not too soon. man i gotta stop taking these pills, get off kb amd start studyin!!
Ragingrob
19th June 2008, 15:21
Rob Norris could have saved it.
sori ej, hope its not too soon. man i gotta stop taking these pills, get off kb amd start studyin!!
Haha! That is brilliant! :niceone:
2wheeljunkie
19th June 2008, 16:31
When Rob Norris was having sex in a truck, some of his sperm accidentaly got into the engine. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.
thats definately a winner..ahaha...optimus fuckin prime..:headbang:
Chrislost
19th June 2008, 17:36
Rob Norris could have saved it.
sori ej, hope its not too soon. man i gotta stop taking these pills, get off kb amd start studyin!!
that corners fun.
i once went straight ahead, missed the cliff and the gate was open.
i think Rob Norris has nothing on my old CBR
rob norris can gargle peanut butter.
rob norris grinds his hot chocolate with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
motorbyclist
20th June 2008, 00:12
there is no 'ctrl' button on Rob Norris's computer; Rob Norris is always in control
motorbyclist
20th June 2008, 00:12
there is no chin behind Rob Norris’s beard; there is only another fist
motorbyclist
20th June 2008, 00:14
Rob Norris does not sleep - He waits.
PirateJafa
20th June 2008, 05:53
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Rob Norris roundhouse kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
PirateJafa
20th June 2008, 05:54
Rob Norris once played Russian roulette with a Glock and won.
PirateJafa
20th June 2008, 05:56
Rob Norris' kernel never panics.
When Rob Norris wheelies his bike, His front wheel doesn't go up. The Earth goes down..
Rob Norris taught Evel Knievel how to jump on a bike. Evel's broken bones record was not caused by his accidents. It was caused by Norris' disciplinary training
ehab2weelr
20th June 2008, 11:42
Once Rob Norris caught a bullet with his teeth..... naked ....
motorbyclist
20th June 2008, 13:15
Rob Norris can call an 0900 number - and never be charged
Zim_Invader
20th June 2008, 22:05
there is no chin behind Rob Norris’s beard; there is only another fist
AAH!!! PLAGARISM!!!! SNAPPED!!!! don't be cheating the system now....
Zim_Invader
20th June 2008, 22:07
when rob norris stood in front of a mirror, the mirror whattered. why? becoz even the mirror knows not to get stuck in between Rob norris and Rob norris!!!
BANZAI
20th June 2008, 22:16
When Rob Norris turns up to the Chiller late and Strata shut already, electrics of all bikes in carpark dies.
(Hmm never made English joke before so hope it's funny!?)
ehab2weelr
21st June 2008, 14:04
How many Rob Norrises dos it take to screw in a light bulb? Non he looks at it and it screws its self in....
ehab2weelr
21st June 2008, 14:11
If Rob Norris tells you to jump...you jump and jump high
If Rob Norris tells you to run....you run and run fast
If Rob Norris tells you to sit.....you sit and sit tight
If Rob Norris tells you to bend ova......you bend and take it up the.....:buggerd:
Zim_Invader
23rd June 2008, 23:25
area 51 isn't hiding aliens, it's hiding the evidence of the craters rob norris made when he was playing junior league baseball - (think that's being over cautious?? look at what he did to the moon in his freshman years)
Zim_Invader
23rd June 2008, 23:28
how does rob norris get a burger? he doesn't, it's on the plate for him already.
bomma
24th June 2008, 12:21
rob norris once roundhouse kicked god in the face....we now know this event as the big bang
ehab2weelr
24th June 2008, 19:50
bro bomma that was uncalld for....
Zim_Invader
5th July 2008, 00:01
sha, this is pretty sad. the rob norris forum has died!!! it's a little sad. it had so much potential too!
klyong82
5th July 2008, 01:11
Rob Norris did a coro poops!!
Chrislost
7th July 2008, 18:45
Rob Norris did a coro poops!!
wondered where all that cloud came from
Last time Rob Norris drunk "V" energy drink, innocent biostanders took video and that how "The HULK" movie started :woohoo:
klyong82
10th July 2008, 22:02
Rob Norris is always telling his friends off when they leave the fuel level at F. "Didn't you learn in driving school that F is for Finish and E is for enough...moron!!"
TOTO
10th July 2008, 22:48
Rob Norris so horny, he will shag anything that moves.
when he comes to the zoo, the fish stops swimming...
bomma
2nd September 2008, 22:56
rob norris can kill two stones with one bird
bomma
2nd September 2008, 23:03
rob norris "can touch this"
bomma
2nd September 2008, 23:06
we live in an expanding universe....everything's trying to get away from rob norris
Real_Wolf
3rd September 2008, 11:26
when rob norris is around, my xs250 is afraid to start incase rob norris thinks its a growl, and roundhouse kicks it
Jahdafario
3rd September 2008, 18:57
jake the muss cooked rob norris some eggs
Patar
3rd September 2008, 19:42
Cars were invented as a faster way to escape Rob Norris.
Not to be outdone, Rob Norris promtly invented car accidents.
bomma
3rd September 2008, 22:24
rob norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because he only believes in the element of surprise
Ragingrob
7th September 2008, 22:13
Ha! Hey guys I'm back :yes: after a mint week of riding.... my snowboard.
bomma
8th September 2008, 00:27
Ha! Hey guys I'm back :yes: after a mint week of riding.... my snowboard.
rob norris can perform a kickflip.........with his snowboard
rob norris only has two speeds - slow and kill
rob norris got into a knife fight, the knife lost
rob norris went to the virgin islands.....now they're just known as the islands :buggerd::lol:
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