Tee-hee-hee

[ital916]

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[AllanB]

Wife found your porn collection and kicked you outside?

[ital916]

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[shingo]

You finally taken ownership of the miny motard? Or better yet, you bought a scooter?

[ital916]

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[shingo]

Nah, the day I buy a new bike for myself is the day you stop riding that gay vibrator with wheels..i mean honda of yours :Pokey: but seriously i can't wait to ride next to the new arrival will be luuuurvly

Do i detect a hint of jealousy?

I take it your mum bought a bike then? What'd she get?

[ital916]

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[skidMark]

Edit: too rude a response for this good hearted little community

Nah more like you down have one, i absolutely ripped you the shit at the uni chiller, and all you ever responded was...

"i did not hear that"

because you had nothing...

and here i am shutting you down in flames again.

worlds slowest indian.

[MGST]

worlds slowest indian.

:lol: Mate that is actually quite funny :clap:

[skidMark]

:lol: Mate that is actually quite funny :clap:


can't take credit for it, origionally used by justsomeguy, the biggest gimp i thought i would ever meet.

then along came drider87.

:no:

[Squiggles]

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[skidMark]

Well we gave it to him a couple of hours ago, whether he wanted it or not :shit:


WTF.... dibs.... :love:

[ital916]

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[ital916]

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[Squiggles]

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[Phurrball]

oi an stop highjacking this thread, I want it to be sensible. Its a happy thread. Stevo I need to discuss something with ya sometime during the week, oh and can you please moderate this thread!..use your mod powers, and keep it happy!

Oh the irony.

Re-read your post #13 in light of what you have just said Dushy and then and then lead by example using the edit function.

[skidMark]

oi an stop highjacking this thread, I want it to be sensible. Its a happy thread. Stevo I need to discuss something with ya sometime during the week, oh and can you please moderate this thread!..use your mod powers, and keep it happy!

its a happy thread cus its full of honda riders.

if you need to discuss with steve pm him u n00b

you seem to fail to realise you are class clown mate.

[portokiwi]

:jerry::jerry::jerry:

[ital916]

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[Phurrball]

whats the point of leading by example, no one ever does especially in this club so why start. :yawn:

Because then, sir, you can be the bigger man.

At the moment, all you are proving is the opposite of this, and rather looking like the boy who cried wolf.

If you start a thread that invites speculation instead of setting out an interesting new piece of information, you must expect some daft responses.

Is suspect that if you had started the thread - "My bike has some rather fetching company" and posted a photo, the thread would have run rather differently.

I also note that it was you who lowered the tone of the thread significantly with your original third post.

You've got some work to do to arrest your slide towards becoming the club pariah.

*shrugs and walks away suspecting that some people never learn*

[Ragingrob]

Lol....

:love: Feeling the love!

[ital916]

Because then, sir, you can be the bigger man.

At the moment, all you are proving is the opposite of this, and rather looking like the boy who cried wolf.

If you start a thread that invites speculation instead of setting out an interesting new piece of information, you must expect some daft responses.

Is suspect that if you had started the thread - "My bike has some rather fetching company" and posted a photo, the thread would have run rather differently.

I also note that it was you who lowered the tone of the thread significantly with your original third post.

You've got some work to do to arrest your slide towards becoming the club pariah.

*shrugs and walks away suspecting that some people never learn*

This thread was posted to cause speculation of a good sort ross, I did not intend to cause strife but alas this thread was hijacked and the third post was meant to be a jooke, I meant good hearted community as in the kb community not the smc. I do not intend to hide my dislike of skidmark and this thread was created to be a nice thread about my mother joining the ranks of the biking cimmuity. Alas I believe if I am sliding towards the becoming club pariah it is a sad day for me as I have never intentionally meant to cause disruption though I will admit I have ignitined a few quarrels in my time, but have reinforced the clubs image the best I could with customers at work and members of the biking public. :yes:

I take leave of this forum and all shit talking contained with, may the little smc microcosm chug on happily without my input which I believe it 150% will.

Good day.

[motorbyclist]

now, now, play nicely kids

it's only the internet

(and we DO lead by example dammit!)

[Real_Wolf]

yes, we lead by example.

I'm the example of what not to buy

[EJK]

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Did I miss something??

[ehab2weelr]

im so confused everything has been deleted?????? wtf!!!!!

ok so all i got is a bit of beef!!! and dushs mum is joining bike community????? :wacko:

so anyways i got a new tyre.....lets talk about that
i got the 2ct wana see what the big deal about them is :2thumbsup

[bomma]

im with you ej...actually wanted to know what bike dushi was getting but since he shal no longer part-take in smc threads and events i guess i shall never know :(

and it's sad to think that an individual can be such a dumbass.....it's unfair to refer to a post made by each person as "representing the thoughts of the smc"....it's just a uni club mate, just coz members give you shit doesnt mean it's the "SMC" giving you shit.....why not generalise even further? the same "SMC members" are also "KBers".....why don't you say that it is KBers who are giving you shit?? in fact if you go through the threads i would go so far as to suggest that most if not all shit flinging is instigated by you....:mellow:

tbh dushy i dont know what's crawled up your ass but i suggest you pull it out. then build a bridge and get over it.......guess he'll never read this though so yea.....

hey ehab how's the dual compounds?? i saw you riding on ti rakau drive on saturday when we were pulled over...you passed us when we were parked opposite bunnings warehouse coz jon's trailer blewout the poster and both sheets of perspex shattered!!!

[EJK]

I'm really really confused... I don't mind dushy getting a new bike!

[shingo]

Just to clear things up for those who came late.

Dushy didnt get a new bike, his mum did. All he said was it's a cruiser, no mention of which one.

[EJK]

Then why is everyone raping him again?

Gah never mind, maybe ignorance is a bliss...

[PirateJafa]

Then why is everyone raping him again?

Gah never mind, maybe ignorance is a bliss...

This Thread For Dummies:

Dushy posts up a thread guaranteed to cause speculation and light-hearted joshing regardless of where it is posted.

In comes some NON-SMC FOLK who poke a little fun as Dushy.

Dushy majorly over-reacts and says some really unneccessary and dickhead-ish things.

He even accuses the SMC senior member folk of not setting a good example (bollocks really, more bikers should aspire to be like Squiggles/Ross/Andrew).

He then proceeds to /ragequit the SMC when the fact that it was he who dragged this thread downhill was pointed out.

[/summary]


All that aside, I look forward to seeing the Intruder - they look the business! :niceone:

[motorbyclist]

He even accuses the SMC senior member folk of not setting a good example (bollocks really, more bikers should aspire to be like Squiggles/Ross/Andrew).

aww come on i'm not that bad!

[klyong82]

What happened to this thread....i read the first few post of how Dushi mum got a bike....good on her....but it seems to have turned custered...

[twinkle]

:rofl: Best thread ever. It's the bits that are left up to the imagination that make it so good :yes:

[Squiggles]

Moar posts should be deleted
This post will self destruct in 12 hours....

[Ragingrob]

Aw but Stephen I love this "Real-life KB" shit!

[Zim_Invader]

aha aha ahahaha.. delete more posts!!! this is brilliant! u know who'd start throwin hissy fits if squigs started "ammending their details".... skidmark! haha. try it man! i dare u!:shifty:

[Squiggles]

aha aha ahahaha.. delete more posts!!! this is brilliant! u know who'd start throwin hissy fits if squigs started "ammending their details".... skidmark! haha. try it man! i dare u!:shifty:

Im not deleting anything

[2wheeljunkie]

aww come on i'm not that bad!

its the mane i tell u..!

[Phurrball]

I'm stoked your mum has a bike Dushy - it sounds like she is enjoying life and growing 'younger' rather than 'older and more sensible'.


This thread was posted to cause speculation of a good sort ross, I did not intend to cause strife but alas this thread was hijacked and the third post was meant to be a jooke

I realise what you were trying to do.

I had no problem with your third post, and I'm pretty sure the majority of KB and SMC members have filthy enough minds not to be offended - 'twas you that went all prudish and deleted it to shield our innocent eyes.

[For the uninitiated - post was something about porn collections and their discovery by 'the mrs' and the question from her perspective as to what one 'did' with the collection followed by the response from you re massaging the purple luncheon truncheon ] I paraphrase here, accuracy is not guaranteed, but I think I get the tone right.

The issue I tried to politely point out was the obvious likelihood of the thread going the way it did, and your subsequent choice to react to it in the way you did.


I meant good hearted community as in the kb community not the smc. I do not intend to hide my dislike of skidmark and this thread was created to be a nice thread about my mother joining the ranks of the biking cimmuity.

You gave our pet troll exactly what he wanted by reacting in the way you did. All I was pointing to was the logical inconsistency of complaining about the slide in tone of the thread and then reinforcing that slide in tone.

Not-so-hidden-gibe detected: I'm sorry if I upset you - that was not my intention. You're one of the SMC's characters, and it won't be the same without you.

As always, everything you do is largely choice: You were invited to throw your toys by SM, and you accepted that invitation.

He knew you would, that's why he targeted you and your thread - a thread that was ripe for this hijack by the way it was pitched.

(I accept that at least one aspect of his 'hilarity' was genuinely offensive - but that could have been dealt with in a way that increased your mana and decreased his had you chosen it)


Alas I believe if I am sliding towards the becoming club pariah it is a sad day for me as I have never intentionally meant to cause disruption though I will admit I have ignitined a few quarrels in my time, but have reinforced the clubs image the best I could with customers at work and members of the biking public. :yes:

Truth be told, I am a little regretful about aspects of the tone of my post and some of what I said. I can't take that back now of course.

I was annoyed at the predictableness of it all. SM's trolling and your reaction.

I was pointing out that things could have been different had you reacted differently - that still rings true.

My post was a little harsh on the re-read. I apologise for this. I realise you never mean harm.


I take leave of this forum and all shit talking contained with, may the little smc microcosm chug on happily without my input which I believe it 150% will.

Good day.

Your choice, see above.

*sighs at the futility of it all*

EDIT: PM'ed to Dushy, because that's only fair.

[Nagash]

Wow, this thread was definately adequately named.

Gave me a laugh.

[GSXR Trace]

Ross that was a spectacular apology while maintaining your stance, giving every thread i have read in this forum I didn't expect it... but then again someone who chose the combination of science and law must have some linguistic and reasoning abilities. (no offence intended for anyone taking any other degree.. but there aren't many out there with a science and law degree)

Main point: I definitely think the lesson from this should be: be careful on the internet as what you say may not be taken as you intend it to be received. something humourous can be read very differently

but then again, do you guys really want to take a lesson from this or carry on as you are?

[2wheeljunkie]

but then again, do you guys really want to take a lesson from this or carry on as you are?

hermm in here lies the problem..pretty big choice here.

[Squiggles]

Ross that was a spectacular apology while maintaining your stance, giving every thread i have read in this forum I didn't expect it...

Phoar, we are insulted, we obviously need another contentious topic to discuss, and i think i have just the topic :devil:


Ross, we can tell you've done that library paper at least twice now :laugh:

[GSXR Trace]

Phoar, we are insulted, we obviously need another contentious topic to discuss, and i think i have just the topic :devil:




your insulted... does that mean you don't think the majority of this is pointless dribble and boys talking smack? :laugh:

but have to admit, with the posts that are deleted, this sounds a hilarious thread due to what you imagine to have been said, until it gets far too serious and out of hand

[Phurrball]

(snippy) but then again someone who chose the combination of science and law must have some linguistic and reasoning abilities. (no offence intended for anyone taking any other degree.. but there aren't many out there with a science and law degree)

:o Errr: GGATCC, GAATTC, GATATC?


Main point: I definitely think the lesson from this should be: be careful on the internet as what you say may not be taken as you intend it to be received. something humourous can be read very differently

but then again, do you guys really want to take a lesson from this or carry on as you are?

Uh - teh interwebs makes you say stupider shit that you would in meatspace?

Trouble is the absence of linguistic nuance, tone, non-verbal cues and lack of conversational dynamism - These all make for misunderstandings...

Teh interweb has somewhat evolved it's own responses, but they lack the natural fluidity of a spoken language conversation.


Phoar, we are insulted, we obviously need another contentious topic to discuss, and i think i have just the topic :devil:


Ross, we can tell you've done that library paper at least twice now :laugh:

^^^^Don't be cheeky Squiggs :spanking: - I might stress out and loose all my hair or something terrible like that.

Too much KB, faffing about in general, working too much to pay massive bills, making a really, really poor topic choice and the überpedant from hell = epic FAIL.

Oops. Do not pass go. Return straight to purgatory.

[Nagash]

but have to admit, with the posts that are deleted, this sounds a hilarious thread due to what you imagine to have been said, until it gets far too serious and out of hand

A well-known (would say respected but yeah.. didn't seem all that evident) member has just left the SMC forums in a big huff and deleted all his posts. (Du'h to the people who think someone else deleted them..)

I'd consider that serious and out of hand..

But hell it's fun. I wanna read over the thread again and see if i can fill in the blank posts myself.. could be the newest trend of caption contest!

[Real_Wolf]

:P, this is just like most SMC posts on here. The topic starts out one way, and then goes off on a tangent.

Indeed, it seems only the posts of my bike seem not to end up in the bushes.

The other interesting thing is that you can always read the tags to learn a bit about the thread, as someone always goes through and annotates with tags.

Also, people who take offense from things on the internet should really get a life, theres much more offensive things than these posts on the internet, someone signing you up for beastiality porn is much more offensive. And painful on the eyes. Very painful. Flames in a thread is something you gotta deal with, every so often things on the internet turn into a slap fight and everyone who reads it thinks the people still arguing are a bit retarded for trying.

Lastly, I think I know why my threads don't go off topic. Its because everyone is so depressed from the facts of my bike that they don't bother derailing it

[motorbyclist]

your insulted... does that mean you don't think the majority of this is pointless dribble and boys talking smack? :laugh:


sir madam, put up your fisticuffs!

:girlfight:


:P, this is just like most SMC posts on here. The topic starts out one way, and then goes off on a tangent.

Indeed, it seems only the posts of my bike seem not to end up in the bushes.


two reasons for that:

it would be like kicking a man when he's already down
it hasn't ever been running long nor well enough to end up in the bushes, ditch, tree, etc ;)

[Real_Wolf]

true, tends not to be until the late 2nd to 3rd pages when the interesting strangers join, thinking that it must be a troll topic to have gotten so big.

Then you get a brief flame war around then, and by the 4th its back to just SMC picking up the pieces of the burnt topic

[GSXR Trace]

sir madam, put up your fisticuffs!

:girlfight:


i would put them up, but have the feeling that you wouldn't hit a girl :yawn::nya:
and damn straight you had better strike out that sir!:kick:

[Ragingrob]

Hey he's got long hair so he can hit back for sure!

This thread - Pretty funny stuff to be honest... My only comment is that Dushy, you're the one always stating that KB is just shits and giggles and everyone's got an opinion and that nothing should be taken seriously... Maybe you should listen to your own advice.

Anyway good to see your bike in at uni each day!

[Squiggles]

i would put them up, but have the feeling that you wouldn't hit a girl :yawn::nya:

We are all for equality in this day and age, so why not?:devil2:

[Ragingrob]

We are all for equality in this day and age, so why not?:devil2:

Feminist are pretty good at demanding equality... When and where they want it. Women still only play best of 3 sets in tennis grand slams!

[shingo]

Feminist are pretty good at demanding equality... When and where they want it. Women still only play best of 3 sets in tennis grand slams!

Is that by choice, or because the guys or governing body(which i assume is made up largely of guys) don't think they can handle anymore?

[Ragingrob]

Is that by choice, or because the guys or governing body(which i assume is made up largely of guys) don't think they can handle anymore?

If the women wanted to play 5 sets, I'm pretty sure it could be easily changed! Who wouldn't wanna see Sharapova etc running around that bit longer?

Jokes, but yeah, it could be easily changed.

[GSXR Trace]

We are all for equality in this day and age, so why not?:devil2:

glad to see the girls of the club will not be discriminated against! :clap:
especially since I only have see two others!

[bomma]

glad to see the girls of the club will not be discriminated against! :clap:
especially since I only have see two others!

funny thing is that we had HEAPS more girls in the club last year. still keep in touch with a couple of em. most rode scooters but a few, after joining the club, wanted to move on up :niceone:

do we even have ANY scooter riders in the club this year?? i mean the first word in our club name is SCOOTER :wacko:

[Squiggles]

Only a few scooters this year, a few ladies, but none of them see any of the others!

[Phurrball]

I like this new tangent MOAR betterer!

The vexed question of how we increase female and scooter participation...

Mrs P has TWO bikes (and more personalities:devil2:), just gotta get her out on them.

(She has good reasons - and the FXR needs tyres and battery, VTR needs head bearings and more reasonable bars and I need more than 24 hours in a day to work enough to afford all of this plus my bills...*sigh*)

[klyong82]

(She has good reasons - and the FXR needs tyres and battery, VTR needs head bearings and more reasonable bars and I need more than 24 hours in a day to work enough to afford all of this plus my bills...*sigh*)

That's where I come in.....I can provide a cash loan to you at a reasonable interest rate. Just takes 10 mins to process your request and you get your life back on track.....guaranteed!! :wari:

[Phurrball]

That's where I come in.....I can provide a cash loan to you at a reasonable interest rate. Just takes 10 mins to process your request and you get your life back on track.....guaranteed!! :wari:

Hmmm :sherlock: so I can work considerably more-er to pay your interest? Will the gubbermint guarantee my loan? :msn-wink:

Who was it that was telling me about some FXR tyres a while back? Someone was. Too much shit filling up my brain overflowed that info out my ear I think...

It'll be all good soon when I have my profs done and can find a full-time job. Yay for slavishly working for the man!!

[Squiggles]

Seeing as the vtr isnt going anywhere, it should come visit and we'll pop the old bearings out and take their part numbers down ta the bearing place. T'was me who mentioned the tires, turned out they were stockers tho :(

[shingo]

Let me know what the bearing numbers are when you get them, will be interesting to see if i can get hold of them.

[Phurrball]

Seeing as the vtr isnt going anywhere, it should come visit and we'll pop the old bearings out and take their part numbers down ta the bearing place. T'was me who mentioned the tires, turned out they were stockers tho :(

^^^If you've got room in that shed Stevo - I could bring round all my defective machines...powerbook included (Bottom case arrived - it's mint!)

Anyhoo - I'm sure a VTR reverse burglary can be arranged - will be interesting to see how common the bearings are. Poor thing is parked up not being used at all :(

[Squiggles]

^^^If you've got room in that shed Stevo - I could bring round all my defective machines...powerbook included (Bottom case arrived - it's mint!)

Anyhoo - I'm sure a VTR reverse burglary can be arranged - will be interesting to see how common the bearings are. Poor thing is parked up not being used at all :(

There's always room for one more :headbang: you have a pm

[Real_Wolf]

:P, this is just like most SMC posts on here. The topic starts out one way, and then goes off on a tangent.

Indeed, it seems only the posts of my bike seem not to end up in the bushes.


Sorry for necro-ing, just was checking through what I had + rep's for, and noticed this, and then realised that although posts about my bike don't end up in the bushes, my bike itself goes there

[Gubb]

What the fuck is the point of these threads if you cunts keep deleting everything?

Put it up, and leave it up, or don't post anything.

[The Pastor]

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[Taz]

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[Real_Wolf]

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[motorbyclist]

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[Danae]

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[Real_Wolf]

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[scumdog]

Wotdafuk.

Is this the thread for the most deleted or what????

Sheesh, THE most message deficient posting thread.

[macros87]

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you will fit well in the club :)

[Ragingrob]

Hrmmm... Did I miss something here? :blink:

[motorbyclist]

yeah, but we deleted it :bleh:

[Real_Wolf]

dw, i'm sure one of the others will explain