bomma
13th November 2008, 11:06
so put up your songs or bring along your bongs, either way we gonna have a good time.....as per andrew's study thread, but i couldnt be arsed minesweeping over and over, ill leave that to the chaps in Africa and parts of Asia and whatnot......think up songs, stupid songs, funny songs, love songs, hate songs, gay songs, shit songs WHATEVER!! anything to kill the time and not have to study!!!;)
beans beans the musical fruit,
the more you eat the more you toot :sweatdrop
there once was a westie named andrew,
his hair was blonde and it grew and grew.
he loved to ride, a viffer was his steed,
he would ride long and hard and at high speed.
out and about one fine day,
stopping at kaiaua along the way.
he had the world famous fish and chips,
he wolfed it down and licked his lips.
and into the distance off he rode,
completely unaware of his growing load.
when all of a sudden, it hit him with a thump,
he pulled over in a hurry, looking like a chump.
talked to a lady at the oyster shop nearby,
only to have access to the toilet denied.
what should i do he started to ponder,
he looked around the back and began to wander.
running out of the shop, the lady she shrieked,
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MATE?!?! around the corner she peeked.
paper and plastic she had in her hand,
she told him to get the mess of her land.
instead he cleaned up himself and he ran,
to the two laughing bikers, who could barely stand.
with a look of horror he began his rants,
that in his hurry, he hadnt removed his pants.
covered in his own fresh poo and pee,
andrew rode home, to find the story on kb!!
beans beans the musical fruit,
the more you eat the more you toot :sweatdrop
there once was a westie named andrew,
his hair was blonde and it grew and grew.
he loved to ride, a viffer was his steed,
he would ride long and hard and at high speed.
out and about one fine day,
stopping at kaiaua along the way.
he had the world famous fish and chips,
he wolfed it down and licked his lips.
and into the distance off he rode,
completely unaware of his growing load.
when all of a sudden, it hit him with a thump,
he pulled over in a hurry, looking like a chump.
talked to a lady at the oyster shop nearby,
only to have access to the toilet denied.
what should i do he started to ponder,
he looked around the back and began to wander.
running out of the shop, the lady she shrieked,
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MATE?!?! around the corner she peeked.
paper and plastic she had in her hand,
she told him to get the mess of her land.
instead he cleaned up himself and he ran,
to the two laughing bikers, who could barely stand.
with a look of horror he began his rants,
that in his hurry, he hadnt removed his pants.
covered in his own fresh poo and pee,
andrew rode home, to find the story on kb!!