Some kevlar lovin'

[bigfoot]

So I just turned off my sidestreet onto the road when all of a sudden a van (2 cars in front of me) comes to a halt, the car behind him pulls up against it coming to a screeching halt, causing me to emergency break. Big dude gets out of van, smaller dude gets out of car, with his 13ish year old daughters sitting in the back. And they start fisting each other. Like savages. I get in there and break it off reminding the small dude that his daughters are in the back. Small dude taunts the big dude saying "youve been fucking my misses too :nono:" lolI hold them off from each other till I think theyre finally chill. . Big dude comes back at small dude and they throws him a solid hook to the dudes eye socket. Small dudes daughters are screaming their lungs off crying. By then one of the Tongans from the church next door has come in and holds the big dude by his throat. When he pushes him off and has a go at me. I didnt really feel the urge to duck since I was still wearing my lid (fuck yea), but it didnt matter in the end anyway. Now according to my rules of engagement, I am allowed to defend myself. One solid kevlar studded right hook to his jaw sent him back to his van and me back to my patiently waiting CBR which was quite traumatised by the incident, but has responded well to counselling. :headbang:

[naphazoline]

yeah. i don't think i'd like to be on the recieving end of a bike glove punch.

[NZsarge]

Nice.
.......

[mowgli]

Made me laugh out loud :lol:

[imne1]

awesome!
don't fuck with people wearing armour :-D

[Slyer]

When fighting someone wearing biker armor, go for the nuts. :D

[vifferman]

When fighting someone wearing biker armor, go for the nuts. :D
Or grab their armored head.

[bungbung]

And they start fisting each other. Like savages

My eyes, my eyes!

[Slyer]

Or grab their armored head.
This is true, they could easily do a lot of damage if they manage to grab your helmet.
I think I'd rather not have one.

[bigfoot]

This is true, they could easily do a lot of damage if they manage to grab your helmet.
I think I'd rather not have one.

Totally. A totally different "ball" game (pun intended) if someone manages to spin your lid around on your head.

[Slyer]

As long as your opponent isn't smart enough to figure that out you're okay.

[WRT]

When fighting someone wearing biker armor, go for the nuts. :D


Or grab their armored head.


This is true, they could easily do a lot of damage if they manage to grab your helmet.
I think I'd rather not have one.


Totally. A totally different "ball" game (pun intended) if someone manages to spin your lid around on your head.

Thanks guys, for sharing our Kryptonite with the world.

[henry]

Is your bike going to be ok?

[AllanB]

The best way to help your bike out is to take it shopping - spend some $ on it and show it how much you care. :clap:

[CB ARGH]

what a dick for taking on biker gear. wewt:niceone:

[naphazoline]

Thanks guys, for sharing our Kryptonite with the world.


they gotta get near your head 1st.
and in a rage,nine out of ten people wouldn't think of grabbing.the majority would throw a punch.

if you feel an attack is unavoidable,don't wait,get in 1st.
the best defence,is attack.

[bomma]

if you feel an attack is unavoidable,don't wait,get in 1st.
the best defence,is attack.

i dunno, a helmet seemed to be quite effective as a defence....:yes:

[naphazoline]

i dunno, a helmet seemed to be quite effective as a defence....:yes:


from an impact,YES,but if someone does grab your head,the body goes where ever the head is lead.

that's why MMA fighters/kick boxers grapple around the head/neck area,to try to throw the body.

[Mr Merde]

[quote=bigfoot;1861372. And they start fisting each other. Like savages. [/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisting


"Fisting is a sexual activity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_activity) that involves inserting a hand into the vagina (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina) or anus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus). Typically, fisting does not involve forcing the clenched fist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist) into the vagina or anus. Instead, all five fingers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger) are kept straight and held as close together as possible (forming a beak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beak)-like shape, casually referred to as a "silent duck"), ........"


Alll this in public view and also in front of young children.

How the world has changed...:sick: :done:

[true-to-life]

ha ha ha - thanks i needed a good giggle. But in all seriousness i totally agree with the spending $ and time on the bike. That's not pleasant to witness.

[bigfoot]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisting


"Fisting is a sexual activity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_activity) that involves inserting a hand into the vagina (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina) or anus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus). Typically, fisting does not involve forcing the clenched fist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist) into the vagina or anus. Instead, all five fingers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger) are kept straight and held as close together as possible (forming a beak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beak)-like shape, casually referred to as a "silent duck"), ........"


Alll this in public view and also in front of young children.

How the world has changed...:sick: :done:


Hahahahahahahaha
Yeah there they were fisting each other right in the middle of the street, in front of a Tongan Baptist Church and his teenage daughters:done:

[Evilgenius]

And we all live happily ever after lol

[bungbung]

a Tongan Baptist Church and his teenage daughters

I live a sheltered life.