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Jahdafario
11th February 2009, 23:09
go sit down beth, ill fix uncle bully some eggs
Wingnut
12th February 2009, 05:48
Domestic voilence is no joke. ---------------------------------------- Yea right.
bomma
12th February 2009, 14:43
the SMC is a serious motorcyle club...............
bungbung
12th February 2009, 14:48
I can stop from 60km/h in 2m
RC1
12th February 2009, 14:54
USD make your bike faster.....
bungbung
12th February 2009, 14:57
If you know how to ride, off-camber corners are just as fast
Maha
12th February 2009, 14:58
Kiwibiker is all about bikes.
bomma
12th February 2009, 14:59
no that doesnt make your butt look big
bomma
12th February 2009, 15:02
size doesnt matter
slofox
12th February 2009, 15:07
"slofox is a demon rider...."
MIXONE
12th February 2009, 15:14
Red bikes are faster.
Maha
12th February 2009, 15:17
Honda's are gay.
MSTRS
12th February 2009, 15:18
Auckland is the best little place in the world
:pinch:
MIXONE
12th February 2009, 15:21
Honda's are gay.

No.Honda Riders are gay.
Maha
12th February 2009, 15:22
No.Honda Riders are gay.

Both fitting Tui ads.
turtleman
12th February 2009, 15:24
Honest, Dear - I was just reading her Tee-shirt !
MSTRS
12th February 2009, 15:24
No, dear, I don't mind you cutting your toenails in bed.
Hitcher
12th February 2009, 15:50
There's no such thing as countersteering.
bungbung
12th February 2009, 15:51
You can't wheelie shaft-drives
marty
12th February 2009, 15:53
Tui is a great beer
slofox
12th February 2009, 15:56
Course I don't mind you farting in bed...
sinfull
12th February 2009, 16:01
It's not all about the sex baby !!
sinfull
12th February 2009, 16:03
I'll limit myself to a couple hundred dollars worth of mods to the bike !
sinfull
12th February 2009, 16:05
I'll do them dishes first thing tommorrow !
slofox
12th February 2009, 16:06
I bought the bike to save petrol!
sinfull
12th February 2009, 16:07
i'll make this tyre last 4 meetings !
Maha
12th February 2009, 16:09
Lend it to jrandom
nallac
12th February 2009, 16:12
honda riders aren't gay
sinfull
12th February 2009, 16:31
She's new to riding and i'm just showing her a few cool roads !
Lonebull
12th February 2009, 16:37
Traffic arm of the NZ Police is not a blunt instrument
Shadows
12th February 2009, 18:47
Tui is a good beer....
nallac
12th February 2009, 18:51
harley riders do wave
zxr400#150
12th February 2009, 18:59
what do u mean officer, i dont even no how to do a burn out
Gubb
12th February 2009, 21:03
I miss idleidyllidol
_STAIN_
12th February 2009, 21:10
Honda's are gay.

year right
motorbyclist
13th February 2009, 12:17
more than half the posters in the uni forum have ever been to uni

:P
motorbyclist
13th February 2009, 12:22
perhaps they will consider the long term maintenance costs and factor the cost of damage to bikes, and decide to lay a quality road surface that's up to its intended purpose?

yeah right.
Hitcher
13th February 2009, 12:25
The Uni Forum members are all English majors.
nallac
13th February 2009, 12:26
I know an honest politician...........
bomma
13th February 2009, 12:31
with my university degree, im going to change the world.......
bomma
13th February 2009, 12:32
im doing a BA because it's challenging.........
skidMark
13th February 2009, 12:50
I can stop from 60km/h in 2m


USD make your bike faster.....


If you know how to ride, off-camber corners are just as fast


I dont even have to post...

And i get 3 mentions...

Bow for me my opressed minions.

BOW.
Mr Merde
13th February 2009, 13:16
And now for the classics


I Love you....

The cheque is in the post

I wont ... in your mouth
Real_Wolf
13th February 2009, 13:19
This thread will never get trolled

yeah right
motorbyclist
13th February 2009, 16:47
sorry ladies, it's only a single bed
bomma
14th February 2009, 13:46
andrew was potty trained........
ital916
15th February 2009, 14:10
monogomy for the win......yeah right
gunrunner
15th February 2009, 15:03
I was just reading her t shirt .
ital916
16th February 2009, 09:56
I swear, she told me she was sixteen...
Hanne
16th February 2009, 11:04
I swear, she told me she was sixteen...

Dushy, you did notice this was the Tui thread and not confessions-to-the-world thread didn't you? :blink:
Cheshire Cat
16th February 2009, 11:11
Dushy, you did notice this was the Tui thread and not confessions-to-the-world thread didn't you? :blink:

:lol::lol::lol:
ital916
16th February 2009, 12:41
Dushy, you did notice this was the Tui thread and not confessions-to-the-world thread didn't you? :blink:

:shit: you cracked a funny joke....hmmm must be piratejafa on your account <_<
Hitcher
16th February 2009, 13:25
This thread is still on topic.
PirateJafa
16th February 2009, 18:10
Jafa has never abused other member's KB accounts.
Real_Wolf
16th February 2009, 18:25
Jafa is a safe safety officer
Ragingrob
16th February 2009, 18:30
The re-development of Symonds st will improve traffic flow.
FJRider
16th February 2009, 18:39
Scooters are motorcycles too...
GrayWolf
16th February 2009, 19:12
At this time we (govt) are NOT considering compulsory reflective vests for motorcyclists,
twotyred
16th February 2009, 19:16
It isn't just revenue collecting
ducatilover
16th February 2009, 19:24
this is six inches :shutup:
Slyer
16th February 2009, 21:23
Sexy Male Club
Jahdafario
24th February 2009, 11:00
The black jellybeans didn't steal the mans watch when he put his hand in the jellybean jar
Zim_Invader
1st March 2009, 23:56
Jafa has never abused other member's KB accounts.

hahah! this takes the cake! i think this tui quote of jaffas ought to be his new personal slogan!