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    Cloggy-21407

    Tag o rama!

    Thread Starter: BMWST?

    Welly TAG O RAMA EDIT....CREDIT TO ADV RIDERS GARDEN STATE TAG O RAMA Rules are easy... #1 - Find the tag and reproduce the photo (as best as possible). The first person to post a found tag gets to place the next tag. If you get a tag, but somebody else posts their picture first, you lose....

    Cloggy Today, 09:07 Go to last post
    bucketracer-20045

    ESE's works engine tuner

    Thread Starter: TZ350

    . This is Thomas a Vietnamese race mechanic, you know that place where they have all those hot 50's and 125's are big bikes. Thomas, ESE's Race Team's Tuner is fettling number 9. adjusting the port timing for Taupo. Its hard to see but he has taped a degree wheel to the magneto flywheel...

    bucketracer Today, 12:40 Go to last post
    NordieBoy-909

    Nelson Rideouts - Where next?

    Thread Starter: NordieBoy

    Just thought a specific thread may work. Anything up this weekend? I went up the Wairoa Gorge and did the Boundary Road/Ben Nevis loop yesterday. Scared myself a bit sh1tless when I headed back off a skid site and realised as I started down that I'd just chosen the downhill mountainbike track...

    NordieBoy Today, 17:38 Go to last post
    slofox-18044

    Laxed out rides

    Thread Starter: mister.koz

    I have seen allot of new riders on 250's and other riders who aren't so keen on racing or trying to keep up with the super sports looking for some organised rides around hamilton. I am on a zx6rr but i am looking to enjoy a relaxed ride rather than race anything. Was thinking of getting a...

    slofox Today, 07:23 Go to last post
    haydes55-34169

    Tag o rama!

    Thread Starter: Dargor

    That game that all the cool people are playing. Rules are easy... #1 - Find the tag and reproduce the photo (as best as possible). The first person to post a found tag gets to place the next tag. If you get a tag, but somebody else posts their picture first, you lose. #2 - Take the tag to...

    haydes55 Today, 17:53 Go to last post
    KapitiLizard-28033

    Kapiti/Horowhenua Tagomania

    Thread Starter: devo

    Oki Koki Another tagorama Not to compete with, but to compliment the Welly and Manawatu games, as there appears to be a large chunk of middle ground and prospective players which is untouched and full of potential. The Rules pretty much standard , copied from the welly game with a few...

    KapitiLizard Today, 17:34 Go to last post
    Pikey-32654

    The DR650 thread

    Thread Starter: Denniso

    Finaly figured out what to do about the stack of tyres off my motard , I bought a new DR650 and spoked on 17 inch rims , what a blast for such a soft bike it is stupid fast on the road ( allready pissed off quite a few road bikes ) but it's a lot better in the shingle than I thought it would be ,...

    Pikey Today, 17:38 Go to last post
    Crasherfromwayback-6250

    MotoGP 2012

    Thread Starter: Reckless

    Came across a couple of articles speculating the future of the thous and the new structure thought I'd post up for comment. Firstly we wont see Marquez in MotoGP next season http://www.motogp.com/en/news/2011/Marquez+to+remain+in+moto2+for+2012 And some comment from Cycle world on next...

    Crasherfromwayback Today, 17:19 Go to last post
    Maakz-31445

    South Auckland Street Skills

    Thread Starter: Sis

    South Auckland Street Skills or SASS After checking out NASS, I thought it would be time to try another SASS Same Rules as NASS apply South Auckland Street Skills - SASS What: Riding skills practise When: Wednesday Nights, starting on Feb 2nd 2011 Where: Meet at Shell Service Station,...

    Maakz Today, 17:09 Go to last post
    Transalper-4529

    Looking for Christchurch Adv Rides

    Thread Starter: Benjah

    I've just relocated from Wellington to Christchurch and am looking to go on some sweet adv rides. Any Christchurch Veterans willing to show a new guy the ropes? Any recommended routes etc. I ride a F650gs Dakar and I'd rate my skill level as intermediate (on a good day..)

    Transalper Yesterday, 19:36 Go to last post
  • Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club - the event that will solve your election problems...

    ...and you may even get into someone else's pants....

    Yes indeed peeps, its time for

    Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club Election Year Special

    To celebrate 2011 as an election year, Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club are staging a ride to the Beehive......well, a beehive....but it is full of irritating insects that will sting you as quick as look at you.....

    When: Sunday 26th June 2011

    Where: The Honey Centre
    7 Perry Road
    Warkworth

    Then onto:

    The Great Dessert Cafe
    260 Mahurangi Road West
    Pohuehue

    Time: 10.30am at the Honey Centre for a look at the Beehive, a Honey Ice cream and the FBMC "Who's Pants Are These?" fundraising raffle.

    Then......

    Off to the Great Dessert Cafe where Gastromrider has invited us to have a coffee and more desert while he talks about food, biking and any election problems you may have

    Ok, what do I need?:

    • A pair of undies with your name written on them (they dont have to be your undies but can they at least be clean)
    • Entry fee donation for the undies raffle
    • Some money for ice cream, coffee and desert


    And what are we doing this?: Well, like every FBMC event, this is to raise a few bucks for charity. This time the proceeds will be donated to the Child Cancer appeal



    Get a bunch of lardy riders together and meet us there for an unforgettable day out. You never know who's pants you will be getting into....


    Final meeting point for riders will be outside Burger King at the BP Dairy Flat, 9.30am for a 10.00am start
    This article was originally published in forum thread: Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club - the event that will solve your election problems... started by Fatt Max View original post
    Comments 22 Comments
    1. Mal1975's Avatar
      Mal1975 -
      A big thanks to all that attend, I am unfortunately not in your area but I know first hand the Awesome support that the Child Cancer Foundation gives to both the patient AND the family. My daughter was diagnosed 2 years ago with leukaemia. she is still on drugs and will be for about another 6 months yet. So once again a big big thankyou for donating to a very worthy cause
    1. allycatz's Avatar
      allycatz -
      With or without crotches
    1. Scuba_Steve's Avatar
      Scuba_Steve -
      ohh man I thought this was going to be about eating politicians in a pie, imagine my disappointment
    1. jtzzr's Avatar
      jtzzr -
      Might be keen , get our mutual friend Mark to attend Fatt M.
    1. DEVVIL's Avatar
      DEVVIL -
      Will see if I can get the day off
    1. Hawk's Avatar
      Hawk -
      hi there Max

      wish I could be there, watch out for the queens that maybe in that beehive

      good luck mate
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max -
      Yes indeed my lovelies,

      Those lovely fat bikers covering the Nelson and Blenheim areas of our fine land are running their fundraiser on the same day (26th June 2011), details as follows:


      Nelson & Blenheim crew meet at Rai Valley Cafe at11am, ride to Okiwi Bay where there is a shop with food, continue riding the sounds till we run out of tar seal or have had enough.
      Returning to Rai Valley for more food and drink before ride home.
      Nelson Fat Bikers meet across road from KFC 10am
      Blenheim Fat Bikers Shell Springlands 10am


      If you need any further info on this ride, contact our lovely people for the area via email on asylem3@hotmail.co.nz
    1. oneofsix's Avatar
      oneofsix -
      Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
      Yes indeed my lovelies,

      Those lovely fat bikers covering the Nelson and Blenheim areas of our fine land are running their fundraiser on the same day (26th June 2011), details as follows:


      Nelson & Blenheim crew meet at Rai Valley Cafe at11am, ride to Okiwi Bay where there is a shop with food, continue riding the sounds till we run out of tar seal or have had enough.
      Returning to Rai Valley for more food and drink before ride home.
      Nelson Fat Bikers meet across road from KFC 10am
      Blenheim Fat Bikers Shell Springlands 10am


      If you need any further info on this ride, contact our lovely people for the area via email on asylem3@hotmail.co.nz
      oh so sad, Unless it really means Nelson Fat Bikers meet at KFC for Breaky through morning tea, depart from across the road at 10 am
      Otherwise it would just be torture worse than waterboarding. The aroma of fat and spices drifting across to all those rubbling tummies.
    1. Bodir's Avatar
      Bodir -
      Looks like I am in, and I will bring a pillion to make up for my SX shape Together we should fit the criteria
    1. Bodir's Avatar
      Bodir -
      Looks like I am in, and I will bring a pillion to make up for my SX shape Together we should fit the criteria
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max -
      ---STOP PRESS--

      Back by popular demand, The FBMC Brainy Biker Quiz....!!

      Yes folks, as well as the pants raffle we will also be having another quiz just like the Nuthin' Much run.

      This will be a brain stretching extravaganza, 10 questions on NZ Politics and 10 questions on food. So, if you know your Treaties from your sweeties, you should be on to win one of the two fantastic prizes on offer.

      Entry to this Mensa endorsed event is by donation....


      ......and dont forget to bring a pen.......
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max -
      ELECTION SPECIAL FUNDRAISER - 26.06.2011 - CHANGE OF VENUE

      With regards to the Election Special Fundraiser Run on 26th June 2011, unfortunatley the Honey Centre in Warkworth are behind with their rennovation works meaning the venue will not be available for us on the 26th.

      But never fear, the lovely people at the Cider Shed Cafe in Wark...worth are more than happy to host us. They have a great menu and are also taking part in the Gastromriders T Shirt challenge, so if any of you have the shirt take this as an oppotunity to get your card stamped.

      Check out the Cider Shed Cafe here: http://www.thecidershed.co.nz/thecidershed.html

      The cafe is located at 182 State Highway 1, Warkworth.

      Those of you who want to ride there as part of a group, the meeting place and time stays the same, ie BP Dairy Flat outside the Burger King at 9.30am for a 10am start.

      Remember to bring a pen for the quiz and a pair of undies for the raffle.

      Once we are done there, its all over to the Gastromriders place for more fun, frivolity (and possibly some live music......)

      Email me if you have any queries, otherwise see you all on the 26th

      Take Care, Ride Safe and Eat Well,

      Mark 'Fatt Max' Hill
    1. faulty's Avatar
      faulty -
      Quote Originally Posted by Bodir View Post
      Looks like I am in, and I will bring a pillion to make up for my SX shape Together we should fit the criteria
      If Nelson bikers want breaky first then come early but need to be leavin around 10.15am to meet us Blenheim folk in Rai Valley.
    1. mrmeal's Avatar
      mrmeal -
      okay! must remember my gastrom shirt and underwear..... see you all this weekend!
    1. caseye's Avatar
      caseye -
      I see that the Germans are coming, No, not they're coming, they're coming along.
      Be good to see you Colonel.
    1. jaffaonajappa's Avatar
      jaffaonajappa -
      Could hold it at the Navel and family bar in the city...opening night specials on this Weekend.

      They have chicken breasts and hamburger buns...without the chicken or hamburgers.




      http://www.facebook.com/CalendarGirlsAKL?ref=ts
    1. hellokitty's Avatar
      hellokitty -
      Thanks Mark for a great day! I now have the Stig's undies!!!!! Was a great bunch of people and a great way to christen the new bike on it's first group ride and second ever outing with me
    1. MadDuck's Avatar
      MadDuck -
      Quote Originally Posted by hellokitty View Post
      I now have the Stig's undies!!!!!
      I hope he knows
    1. Foghorn's Avatar
      Foghorn -
      Excellent day out, Great to meet new people.

      Well Done, Can't wait for the next one on Waiheke.
    1. caseye's Avatar
      caseye -
      Mark ya great big Fat barstard! cheers bruv for a bloody awesome days out.
      The quiz was won by another brainy lady and did ya notice that ol Tinky baby is always there at the top end?
      Sorry I could not stay and play but the coal burner called.
      Shes looking very smart wiv her new light bulbs and things.
      Great day out , brilliant turn out and people you did yourselves proud today, the charity we supported to day got a hell of a lot form a relatively small bunch.
      A great bunch though to be fair.
      Pleasure riding with you all, Kitty, great bike mateeeeeeeeeeeeeee.