Forum: Jokes and Humour

http://i.imgur.com/OzyF4.jpg That made me get tears. of laughter, but if that happened to me id just kill myself. or jump out the window or something...man...

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she...

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Wonder how much they charge?

I NEVER REALIZED THE DANGER OF REUSING BACON FAT.....UNTIL NOW....... HOPE I AM NOT TOO LATE IN GETTING THIS INFO TO SOME OF YOU !! We were raised on bacon fat as kids and even into adulthood.I will never use it again.

Would you choose a car over a woman or visa versa?

It seems like a good idea, but since imnot good at guitar and only new to biking maybe I should wait till I'lm a bit better at both. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55JMnSUTt8I&feature=related (You need to watch the whole thing)

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WIFE FROM HELL A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." :yes: Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now...

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they are Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while...

Who killed more Indians than general Custer?

Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work. > > Woman 1: Did you have good sex last night? > > Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner > in 3 minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in 4 minutes, rolled > over and fell asleep in 2 minutes....

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKi2mJ5tlWk................

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end...

Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,...

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.' The Englishman responds, 'I'd like...