Funny Stuff
A friend of mine has found a dossier full of secret meeting notes between the ACC and Stephen Joyce and Nick Smith. Key points are. New ACC initiatives are going to be leveled at other high risk groups to meet short falls. Initiaitives include. $600 one off ACC levy will be applied on...
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this: Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO...
The poor lad, the shop is probably at high altitude.....no sound. http://leanmeanfightingmachine.posterous.com/-most-pissed-man-ever
Brazillian in more was than one :yes:
I had a German plumber round the other day to fix my shower. He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply. I guess old habits die hard. Cuddling your wife after sex is like staying on the toilet after a dump.
Nuff said really. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4&feature=player_embedded
Tasters Choice A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery. As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the...
Zen sayings for those who take life too seriously!!!!! 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET. 2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE...NIGHT. 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS. 4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.
WOFs must be easirer to pass in South Africa!
Seat Colour choice = Major Fail http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/andwend/seat.jpg
An 85-year-old couple had been married for 60 years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day...
Just been sent a text as follows. Just dropped a girl home this morning,she was a gorgeous Pakistany chick,after screwing her I scratched her red dot and won a commodore.:2thumbsup
I thought it was clever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV--ISqrMLs
I nearly pissed myself when I saw this, so I hope it's not a re-post.:rofl: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hKSHNwao3JQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...
During a traffic stop a police officer is swatting at a fly that is circling around his head, and blurts out what kind of damn fly is that anyhow. The traffic offender replies, "that's a circle fly". The officer replies that he's never heard of a "circle fly". The offender replies circle flies are...
The possibility of THIS happening probably wasn't mentioned in the safari travel brochure!
Not that there is anything wrong if he is. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i6oPWh_gJoc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you. 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything...
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A must watch! :shit: My jaw dropped when it was sent to me! http://en.tackfilm.se/ http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1267310028535RA43 I made one for KB.
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
On August 19th 2007, an oil tanker off the coast of Australia split in two, dumping 20,000 tons of crude oil . Senator Collins, a member of the Australian Parliament. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"...
So who is up for some of the "more unusual" practices? and some great advice there....
For a good old S.
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