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If you have too much time on your hands, you too could be this dumb! <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ltktso-K6r4?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of...
World War I Pub Fight Germany, Austria and Italy are stood together in the middle of the pub, when Serbia bumps into Austria, and spills Austria’s pint. Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit, because there are splashes on its trouser leg. Germany expresses its support for...
Easy to install, also has the added benefit of reducing wear on the front tyre (however this may be offset by extra wear on the rear tyre). Does require additional strengthening of the rear subframe. Food not included.
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Demotivation posters at their best.
http://www.break.com/index/biker-loses-bike-then-recovers-amazingly.html Sorry if it's a repost.
NWS Please help if you can...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was...
I had a German plumber round the other day to fix my shower. He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply. I guess old habits die hard. Cuddling your wife after sex is like staying on the toilet after a dump.
One size fits all and you can move this device from one vehicle to another on a moments notice!
You know how people like to hyphenate married names? Like Kensington-Smythe and the like? Sometimes you just plain shouldn't. See why below. Feel free to add your own... Looney - Warde Best - Lay Busch - Rash Wang - Holder Beaver - Wetter Filler - Quick
http://www.bikerpunks.com/mediaviewer/474/little-girl-crashes-a-scooter.html Ok I know I shouldn't have laughed, and as mentioned on the site someone needs to give the father a wake up, but she looks ok. And that burnout, well for a little girl (I'm guessing her age, looks about the same size...
Not sure if this has been posted before but I failed multiple times. My reason for failing is that I CAN concentrate, but only on one thing (or maybe two) at a time. NWS http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf
DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my...
Just been sent a text as follows. Just dropped a girl home this morning,she was a gorgeous Pakistany chick,after screwing her I scratched her red dot and won a commodore.:2thumbsup
A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw, and spots another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his...
a few to start off with... DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to th races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. ...
A grandpa who worked away from home all week, always made Saturday a morning available when he would take his 7-year old grandson for a drive in his car, just him and his grandson. One particular Saturday morning however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to stay in bed. Luckily, his wife came...
If you like the 'Celtic' folk (which I do) these ladies are magical :yes: <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZAg0lUYHHFc?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...
Don't read if you're offended by anything at all. • The rescue workers at the Pakistan flood area say that the smell of bodies is unbearable. They expect it to get worse when they start finding the dead ones. • A charity single has been released in aid of the Pakistan...
Scary buggers
Husband Down A husband and wife are shopping in their local Supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Steinlager and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans’ he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them’...
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