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  1. Internal only ACC dossier found on train seat

    A friend of mine has found a dossier full of secret meeting notes between the ACC and Stephen Joyce and Nick Smith. Key points are. New ACC initiatives are going to be leveled at other high risk groups to meet short falls. Initiaitives include. $600 one off ACC levy will be applied on...

    Started by Wobblyas, 15th October 2009 22:24
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  2. New CEO makes his mark!

    If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this: Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO...

    Started by YellowDog, 17th October 2009 15:14
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 149
    Yesterday 21:59 Go to last post
  3. A KB member...?

    The poor lad, the shop is probably at high altitude.....no sound. http://leanmeanfightingmachine.posterous.com/-most-pissed-man-ever

    Started by Winston001, 17th October 2009 23:22
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 223
    Yesterday 21:49 Go to last post
  4. Glamorous Grannies Competition!

    Brazillian in more was than one :yes:

    Started by YellowDog, 11th March 2010 13:53
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 127
    Yesterday 20:56 Go to last post
  5. Friday jokes...

    I had a German plumber round the other day to fix my shower. He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply. I guess old habits die hard. Cuddling your wife after sex is like staying on the toilet after a dump.

    Started by Swoop, 2nd October 2009 11:46
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    • Views: 2,473
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  6. Boys Beware.

    Nuff said really. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4&feature=player_embedded

    Started by Ronin, Yesterday 09:36
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 135
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  7. Tasters Choice

    Tasters Choice A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery. As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the...

    Started by one fast tl1ooo, Yesterday 05:57
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 55
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  8. Zen sayings for those who are too serious

    Zen sayings for those who take life too seriously!!!!! 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET. 2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE...NIGHT. 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS. 4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.

    Started by feistyredhead, 3rd August 2005 12:15
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    11th March 2010 22:34 Go to last post
  9. Check your tyres before going for a WOF

    WOFs must be easirer to pass in South Africa!

    Started by YellowDog, 10th March 2010 12:54
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 175
    11th March 2010 20:37 Go to last post
  10. Nice new bike!

    Seat Colour choice = Major Fail http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/andwend/seat.jpg

    Started by YellowDog, 11th March 2010 16:03
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 89
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  11. Bran flakes anyone?

    An 85-year-old couple had been married for 60 years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day...

    Started by Edbear, 10th March 2010 10:37
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 93
    11th March 2010 11:22 Go to last post
  12. Share your txt jokes

    Just been sent a text as follows. Just dropped a girl home this morning,she was a gorgeous Pakistany chick,after screwing her I scratched her red dot and won a commodore.:2thumbsup

    Started by ynot slow, 2nd February 2008 07:46
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    10th March 2010 15:57 Go to last post
  13. That'll shut her up.

    I thought it was clever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV--ISqrMLs

    Started by golfmade, 10th March 2010 13:26
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 97
    10th March 2010 13:42 Go to last post
  14. Child TV at its best

    I nearly pissed myself when I saw this, so I hope it's not a re-post.:rofl: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hKSHNwao3JQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...

    Started by Owl, 10th March 2010 11:25
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 85
    10th March 2010 12:18 Go to last post
  15. Circle Fly

    During a traffic stop a police officer is swatting at a fly that is circling around his head, and blurts out what kind of damn fly is that anyhow. The traffic offender replies, "that's a circle fly". The officer replies that he's never heard of a "circle fly". The offender replies circle flies are...

    Started by one fast tl1ooo, 10th March 2010 06:23
    • Replies: 0
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  16. Safari anyone?

    The possibility of THIS happening probably wasn't mentioned in the safari travel brochure!

    Started by YellowDog, 10th March 2010 05:09
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 63
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  17. Is my room-mate gay?

    Not that there is anything wrong if he is. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i6oPWh_gJoc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...

    Started by YellowDog, 9th March 2010 13:14
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 81
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  18. Best Out-of-office auto replies

    1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you. 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything...

    Started by YellowDog, 9th March 2010 10:12
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 98
    9th March 2010 10:33 Go to last post
  19. What pest problem ?

    http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/andwend/pestproblem.jpg ____________________________________________________

    Started by YellowDog, 27th February 2010 11:12
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 132
    8th March 2010 21:53 Go to last post
  20. Ned calls the gay and lesbian channel

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2byD0ytOWwY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2byD0ytOWwY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"...

    Started by Kickaha, 2nd March 2010 15:47
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 111
    8th March 2010 21:24 Go to last post
  21. A movie about who?

    A must watch! :shit: My jaw dropped when it was sent to me! http://en.tackfilm.se/ http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1267310028535RA43 I made one for KB.

    Started by Brownbabe, 28th February 2010 10:06
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 226
    8th March 2010 21:15 Go to last post
  22. Best real-life Facebook blog ever (pdf)

    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Started by retro asian, 5th November 2009 11:49
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 480
    8th March 2010 21:04 Go to last post
  23. An Australian politician's view of an oil disaster

    On August 19th 2007, an oil tanker off the coast of Australia split in two, dumping 20,000 tons of crude oil . Senator Collins, a member of the Australian Parliament. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"...

    Started by YellowDog, 18th February 2010 12:21
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 154
    8th March 2010 20:51 Go to last post
  24. Sex ed for women, circa 1960

    So who is up for some of the "more unusual" practices? and some great advice there....

    Started by HenryDorsetCase, 12th February 2010 13:19
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    8th March 2010 20:40 Go to last post
  25. Stormtrooper trades in his light saber.

    For a good old S.

    Started by 98tls, 8th March 2010 19:09
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 80
    8th March 2010 19:54 Go to last post

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