A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was
> relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when
> he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
>
> Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to
> his apartment and, after some small talk,
> they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
>
> After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you
> finish?"
> She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
>
> Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.
> This time she thrashed about wildly and
> there were screams of passion..
>
> The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You
> finish?"
> Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles
> closer to him and softly says, "No."
>
> Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman
> unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman
> yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages
> it, but they end together screaming,
> bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
>
> Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to
> turn his head, he looks into her eyes,
> smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
>
> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his
> ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."
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