A suburbanite is being shown around his rural mate’s farm. They are out in the paddock in the Hi-Lux when the suburbanite sees a pig with a wooden leg. He points it out to his farmer mate.
“That pig is amazing,” the farmer says. “One day me kids were playing in the creek and the youngest fell in and would have drowned, but that pig came along and dragged him onto the bank. The pig’s amazing.”
“Yeah, but the pig has a wooden leg,” says the suburbanite.
“I’m telling you, the pig is amazing,: responds the farmer. One day I parked me tractor on a hill and forgot to put on the handbrake. It was rolling into the river when that pig came along and knocked over an old tree in front of the tractor, which stopped me $50,000 tractor from going in the river.”
Yeah,” says the suburbanite, “but your pig’s got a wooden leg!”
“That pig, mate, is truly amazing,” the farmer goes on. “One day these hoons came out from town and were doing burn-ups and hooning around - me wife was terrified. That pig came along and saw them off – attacked at their car, really had a go at them. The wife was relieved. That pig saved me farm and all.“
Yeah, mate,” says trhe suburbanite. “I get all that, but your PIG HAS A FUCKING WOODEN LEG!”
Yeah mate,” says the farmer “If you had a pig that great would you eat it all at once?”
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