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    For women of a 'certain age'...

    not that that will stop the rest of you of course!

    This is not bike related, but something that Im curious about. Bear with me for a time please.
    Being a bit slow off the mark I have only recently had it explained to me what a 'cougar' is. yeah yeah I know, but at least I know now ok?

    While I've accidently fallen into this category once or twice at different times, I'm curious about how widespread this is. What got me thinking was browsing the BIker Eye Candy thread someone has posted. The lads featured are not to my taste being far too young.
    So...
    if you were to go cougaring, what features would the lad in question have to have to make it worthwhile? Dont go getting rude here...I can guess the most obvious.

    Personally I like them 20 something, arty, long fair hair, soft beard, wear glasses, not too tall . Not that I go looking, but that is the candy that catches my eye...

    Would you go for a much younger biker? I wouldnt, prefer my biker friends older and wiser.

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    What is cougaring?


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    WTF?
    "certain age"

    How rude!!

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    Roflmao! There are some lovely young chaps here on kb, although I can't vouch for whether they'd want to be cougar feed.
    Personally I think it's finally time that women got to play the game that older men have always enjoyed.

    p.s. I try not to be so vain that I avoid the "older woman" tag, even though I'm sure I'm only still 22 on the inside!!!
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    God i'd hate to imagine if i got cougared, bwahahahahahaha grab a granny springs to mind, it'd never happen, she'd have to have one fast zimmer frame to catch me !
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    From the urban dictionary:

    An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
    That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

    .............Wow!......Looks like the 'cougar' moniker applies to BRU as well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
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    .... There are some lovely young chaps here on kb,....
    Aaaargh! If ever there was phrase to strike terror into the heart of a try hard young playa that's it. If you are ever referred to as a "lovely young chap" you know you ain't getting any.

    As for women of a "certain age": you go girls!
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    cougars are more common than you think actually...


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    Pffft...and yet again people think they have discovered something new.

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    Firstly, I'm wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too young to be considered a cougar
    and secondly, I'm happily married.....
    However, if I wasn't either of those things and I was on "The hunt" as such, I would probably pounce on someone that was mature enough to still be able to have a conversation with, nothing in particular in the looks department is a must, but big strong hands are nice....... something like these would do nicely............

    Just as well I don't fit the category!!

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    COUGARS!

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    p.s. Sorry, can't be arsed finding a picture and making you a poster.
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    Ew theres something quite disturbing about shagging someone my sons age...give me experience over a toy boy anyday. I don't wanna have to hold their hands crossing the road!
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Makes me feel like I'm dead already, no matter how loud and long I call, here kitty kitty kitty, there isn't gonna be one young enough to handle the challenge!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
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    Makes me feel like I'm dead already, no matter how loud and long I call, here kitty kitty kitty, there isn't gonna be one young enough to handle the challenge!

    There ain't no justice OR. The opposite of couger is a dirty old man. Now where's the mud bath?


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