Tasters Choice
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.
As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet.
"What's this, "she asked.
"Taste it," he replied, "If you like it, I'll give you a whole one!"
WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
That is
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body .... but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out .... shouting FUCK what a ride!"
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