ATGATT. Why? It doesn't affect anyone else?
You jump on a borrowed bike wearing a borrowed helmet...so? It doesn't affect anyone else.
You ride said bike like you stole it...nobodies business but yours.
Wearing trackpants, sneakers (that you haven't bothered to do up) and a vinyl dress jacket. So? Bloody gear nazis...who cares?
It DOES affect others. It IS their business. I CARE!
Today, while out for a leisurely pootle with a bunch of friends, we came across an accident.
Borrowed bike, outside licence class, and no gear apart from a helmet.
OUR ride was disrupted, while my mates picked up the shattered remnants of your mate's kawasaki, I sat on the side of the road with you, your blood oozing over me while I tried to clean the hole down to the bone in your forearm, dress the grazes on your back, keep you calm and conscious while we waited for an ambo. I tried to ascertain the extent of your head injuries and noted that your ribs were probabaly broken while my mates waved traffic to slow down. I'm sorry, I missed the neck injuries and the broken kneecap....
Others were trolling the paddocks and the side of the road looking for your belongings (we never did find your other sneaker or your cellphone)...made it hard to contact your partner and kids....
We WERE all affected by your stupid decisions and your inability to control the bike you were on.
So when you jump on your bike for a quick fang, wearing inappropriate clothing and think it is nobody else's business, spare a thought for the innocent motorists who help you when it turns to shit. Spare a thought for the two crews of Volunteer Firemen who interrupted their holiday weekend to come to your aid. Spare a thought for the poor ambulance guy,your accident was his third today!
Put on some gear, and if you want to go fast..take it to the track...chances are I'll help you out there too!
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
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