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    Logistics of sex on a bike...

    does it work... does the stand fail if your banging away too hard??? just curious... must be sum funny stories out there on this topic!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Well rumour has it that a honda cb350 onced rocked off it's main stand at a very inoportune time...
    Never too old to Rock n Roll.
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    heehee, I have had sex on my Bonnie
    In the garage, door open, god knows who saw. ( I was living on the main road into town)
    It was great!~!!!!
    makes me smile just remembering

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs weekendwarrior View Post
    does it work... does the stand fail if your banging away too hard???
    Why have the stand down - do it on the move. I can do Mrs Tank 2-up doing 120! and I have speed camera pics to prove it (Tui)

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    Instructions for the male. Bike stand down. Sit on the seat facing towards the back of the bike with both feet on the ground providing stability for the bike. Then have her climb on top of you (using pillion pegs to get up if needed). So you're facing the back of the bike, and she is sitting on you facing the front of the bike.

    Or you can opt for the simpler option of having her bend over the bike, and take her from behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    Instructions for the male. Bike stand down. Sit on the seat facing towards the back of the bike with both feet on the ground providing stability for the bike. Then have her climb on top of you (using pillion pegs to get up if needed). So you're facing the back of the bike, and she is sitting on you facing the front of the bike.

    Or you can opt for the simpler option of having her bend over the bike, and take her from behind.
    K will try that when he gets home.... then post the pics for tank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs weekendwarrior View Post
    .... then post the pics for tank

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    Dont listen to the boys.
    Chic, YOU get on front, grab the handle bars & enjoy the ride!

    No bloody man sits on the front of my bike!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    Or you can opt for the simpler option of having her bend over the bike, and take her from behind.
    Never let a woman touch your bike. Last time I did that she ended up dropping it. Just as well it was my old CG125 and not my CBR. The mirror still ended up breaking though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    N. The mirror still ended up breaking though.
    fuck - she must have been ugly

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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    Instructions for the male. Bike stand down. Sit on the seat facing towards the back of the bike with both feet on the ground providing stability for the bike. Then have her climb on top of you (using pillion pegs to get up if needed). So you're facing the back of the bike, and she is sitting on you facing the front of the bike.

    Or you can opt for the simpler option of having her bend over the bike, and take her from behind.
    Romance is not your thing is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    Romance is not your thing is it?
    Shhhh, it's from the Wiki.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Shhhh, it's from the Wiki.
    Wiki??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    fuck - she must have been ugly
    Yeah she's a big dog ay.

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