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    Its always a bit early for some people.

    As it is Im not offended and currently Im living under a curfew inside cordon.

    Im closer to this shit than anyone. I know people that have lost family and friends, everyone's just trying to stay positive at the moment. Some people do it with black humor, some people are probably drinking way to much. Everyone is dealing with it their own way though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phill-k View Post
    This thread was posted in jokes and humour and titled EQ jokes, if you are that precious, do a little bit of self censoring and don't read a thread such as this.

    A little humour for many right now is a good thing and I'm sure at the many BBQ and EQ imposed get together's there will be many instant comedians good thing as well.

    Virago shame you had to search my profile to red rep me for a spelling mistake in another totally irrelevant post here is one you can really have a go at ya tosser
    Making a joke about your wifes broken the other week didn't go down to well did it?
    Is there any real difference?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spuds1234 View Post
    Careful you dont rock things to much with that bad pun.
    Is there any other kind......
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Making a joke about your wifes broken the other week didn't go down to well did it?
    Is there any real difference?
    Quite a bit of difference but can't expect everyone to understand that, but as this is a post under jokes and humour, the title very much says it all and the jokes were not aimed at anyone personally, just general good humour unlike the very directly pointed comments about my wife's miss fortune, but then again if that appeals to you good on you for finding a laugh about it. Next time I'll remember to post such things in jokes and humour so that you don;t need to make it a personal attack.
    Don't judge me based upon your ignorance.

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    The biggest problem the country faces is going to be brand recognition.

    After all the rebuliding it will be necessary to change the country's name to Newer Zealand.

    After 200 years of marketing, Americans don't have a clue where we are. The new(er) name will screw them royally
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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    change the country's name to Newer Zealand.
    Or with all those broken pipes 'Sewer Zealand' Oops probably shouldn't have said that. It'll surely cause a stink!
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    Quote Originally Posted by phill-k View Post
    Quite a bit of difference but can't expect everyone to understand that, but as this is a post under jokes and humour, the title very much says it all and the jokes were not aimed at anyone personally, just general good humour unlike the very directly pointed comments about my wife's miss fortune, but then again if that appeals to you good on you for finding a laugh about it. Next time I'll remember to post such things in jokes and humour so that you don;t need to make it a personal attack.
    No it was you and someone else not me.
    Go and check the thread. It was called double standards I think?
    I did make one post in it, but it was mainly you and someone else, cant remember who.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phill-k View Post
    This thread was posted in jokes and humour and titled EQ jokes, if you are that precious, do a little bit of self censoring and don't read a thread such as this.

    A little humour for many right now is a good thing and I'm sure at the many BBQ and EQ imposed get together's there will be many instant comedians good thing as well.

    Virago shame you had to search my profile to red rep me for a spelling mistake in another totally irrelevant post here is one you can really have a go at ya tosser
    I love it when a lecture about good humour dissolves into rage...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    No it was you and someone else not me.
    Go and check the thread. It was called double standerds I think?
    I did made one post in it, but it was mainly you and someone else, cant remember who.
    Yea well your post makes no sense to me so what is your point?
    Don't judge me based upon your ignorance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    I love it when a lecture about good humour dissolves into rage...
    Likewise can't understand your post either, is their humour hidden here or something?
    Don't judge me based upon your ignorance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phill-k View Post
    Yea well your post makes no sense to me so what is your point?
    My point is, you seem to think its quite ok to joke about the horrific events that occured in Christchurch this week, but when someone made a joke about your wifes car broken window, you deemed that no joke at all...thats double standards Phil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    My point is, you seem to think its quite ok to joke about the horrific events that occured in Christchurch this week, but when someone made a joke about your wifes car broken window, you deemed that no joke at all...thats double standards Phil.
    sorry but wanton vandalism to and individuals property is not funny, and I did not post about that in jokes and humour, likewise many aspects of CHCH's disaster are not funny but the generic jokes that were headed by a title of EQ jokes and posted in jokes and humour were funny and were not directed at anyone personally.

    However we are all entitled to find individual things as humorous, and yes my family has been effected personally by this but I find humour very therapeutic, however I would not post a personal humorous comment anywhere, generic is fine.
    Don't judge me based upon your ignorance.

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    No straws to clutch onto here...move along please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Dour? Maybe. But I'd rather be dour than a cunt.

    ...
    Looks like you are doing a pretty good job of both !
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    On a serious note:

    Bob Parker rang up Nga Tahu tribe and said 'yeah....we want our muskets and blankets back....your lands faulty!'
    Pick of the bunch so far. Particularly with that pun on 'faulty'

    Even though I think it is still a bit soon, this had me tittering up my sleeve.
    Keep on chooglin'

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