The battle of the Banks', with old man Lincoln as collateral damage

**GirrlRacer** · 4th October 2011, 20:59

So as some of you know Dad (Clive) has entered round 6 of VMCC thinking he will beat me...been feeding him pies and chocolate for the last few weeks, mabe the 150 will sag under all his weight therefore slowing him down, my evil plan. Old man Lincoln thinks he is going to be somewhere in the mix....somewhere supposidly

Let the smack talk begin!!

**Racey Rider** · 4th October 2011, 21:33

Originally Posted by GirrlRacer

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...Old man Lincoln thinks he is going to be somewhere in the mix....somewhere suppository

Fixed that for ya!

Sponsoree tip #437 Always le-ase with your Sponsor about Press releases - incase they had a plan! Especially...... as they are the ones Putting The MONEY IN!!

**quickbuck** · 4th October 2011, 21:36

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Sponsoree tip #437 Always le-ase with your Sponsor about Press releases - incase they had a plan! Especially...... as they are the ones Putting The MONEY IN!!

Yup... A good tip right there....

So, i wonder who is going to sponser girrlracer next year....

**Mental Trousers** · 4th October 2011, 21:54

Grab a bunch of lead sinkers from a fishing shop and work them into hidden places on his bike. While you're at it swap the rear sprocket for a different one (preferably stamp different numbers on it so he thinks it's the correct one). Take the gear lever off and rotate it a fraction. Twiddle the throttle cable adjuster so the carb never fully opens. Get some Pledge and polish the seat and back half of the petrol tank. Rotate one of the handle bars a fraction. Give the chain adjuster on one side a couple of extra turns.

It's war. Do it!!!

**Nicksta** · 4th October 2011, 22:16

ooh this is going to be exciting!!!!

**yungatart** · 5th October 2011, 08:04

I'll be watching the outcome of this very closely....bring it on!

**Deano:Me** · 5th October 2011, 14:50

Bwahahaha - hey, whattchu got old man ?

**White trash** · 5th October 2011, 15:13

I wouldn't actually worry Mihi, your old man will probably run his mouth off for a couple of weeks prior to the event and then just not turn up anyway.

**RobGassit** · 5th October 2011, 16:42

Originally Posted by Mental Trousers

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Grab a bunch of lead sinkers from a fishing shop and work them into hidden places on his bike. While you're at it swap the rear sprocket for a different one (preferably stamp different numbers on it so he thinks it's the correct one). Take the gear lever off and rotate it a fraction. Twiddle the throttle cable adjuster so the carb never fully opens. Get some Pledge and polish the seat and back half of the petrol tank. Rotate one of the handle bars a fraction. Give the chain adjuster on one side a couple of extra turns.

It's war. Do it!!!

This is what usually happens if you leave your bike at the track overnight at the Nationals.

**RobGassit** · 5th October 2011, 16:43

Ten Bucks he pulls a groin injury 12 hrs before the flag drop.

**Clivoris** · 5th October 2011, 17:07

Am I feeling the love or what? Thanks heaps to Alex of Ridelife for making this momentous occasion, pregnant with potential shame and humiliation, possible.

What GirrlRacer fails to realise is that my species stores cake and pie calories as fuel for pushing underpowered motorcycles to previously unimaginable levels of performance. I'm backing myself folks, on Alex's immaculately prepared KR. I must say that he has barred me from spannering for GirrlRacer on the day, makes me wonder how truly impartial he is, as he will be helping her out.

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Let the smack talk begin!!

Come at me bro

Originally Posted by White trash

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I wouldn't actually worry Mihi, your old man will probably run his mouth off for a couple of weeks prior to the event and then just not turn up anyway.

Only if it's raining bro, or if I have to colour my moustache.
Normally I would slope off if it's raining. However, the Heidenau tyres are going to give me enough confidence to turn up. If only I could get GirrlRacer on some Bridgestones.

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Ten Bucks he pulls a groin injury 12 hrs before the flag drop.

More likely to slip on an empty pie packet.

**worm13** · 5th October 2011, 17:44

Sorry clive, histroy shows that the dad always gets beaten, have to say your smack talk doesnt match what the old man gives me so a lil advice, you may need to lift your game in this domain and your riding will follow!! all in all tho you guys will have fun dad and myself have enjoyed racing agaisnt each other over the past and im sure you guys will too!!

**RDjase** · 5th October 2011, 18:03

Is there a race happening soon?

I think there is a rule about two racers in the same race with the same sirname............The timing gear doesnt like it or something like that..............

**GirrlRacer** · 5th October 2011, 19:37

Originally Posted by Mental Trousers

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Grab a bunch of lead sinkers from a fishing shop and work them into hidden places on his bike. While you're at it swap the rear sprocket for a different one (preferably stamp different numbers on it so he thinks it's the correct one). Take the gear lever off and rotate it a fraction. Twiddle the throttle cable adjuster so the carb never fully opens. Get some Pledge and polish the seat and back half of the petrol tank. Rotate one of the handle bars a fraction. Give the chain adjuster on one side a couple of extra turns.

It's war. Do it!!!

A shame he doesnt get his bike till the actual day...otherwise that would of been a good idea

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I wouldn't actually worry Mihi, your old man will probably run his mouth off for a couple of weeks prior to the event and then just not turn up anyway.

If it rains hes too pussy to race...his hair might go curly, and his make-up might run.

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Ten Bucks he pulls a groin injury 12 hrs before the flag drop.

either that or he will come, race and on the first corner wreck his other shoulder AND his groin

Originally Posted by RDjase

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Is there a race happening soon?

I think there is a rule about two racers in the same race with the same sirname............The timing gear doesnt like it or something like that..............

That the timing gear favours the younger riders