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    Fairy Tales - Adult Version

    CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
    her.
    As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,
    and
    promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the
    ball,
    but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
    Cinderella
    agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m.
    Any
    later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
    Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and
    goes,
    and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows
    up,
    looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands
    the
    Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin
    three
    hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of
    everything."
    The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of
    power!
    Tell me his name!"
    Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, ...Peter, Peter,
    something or
    other..."

    ___________________________________________


    PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
    splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit
    Gepetto to see if he could help.
    Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and
    Pinocchio
    skipped away enlightened.
    A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through
    town
    and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
    Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

    _____________________________________________


    LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the
    Big
    Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her
    throat,
    said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
    To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket
    and
    pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're
    not.
    You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."

    ____________________________________________


    MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said
    to
    Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I
    didn't
    say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy."

    ___________________________________________


    SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind
    him,
    knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to
    me!
    Lie to me!"

    ___________________________________________


    Did you know...Captain Hook died from jock itch.

    ____________________________________________
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
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    LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
    To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket
    and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're
    not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
    LMAO!!!!!!!! Classic
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    hehe, the PINOCCHIO one's my fave!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Hahaha nice Str8

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    than battle ever knew.

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