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    Nelson Mandella

    NOTE: if you cant handle humours, please dont read...




    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he
    hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little
    Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"

    Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

    Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
    starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look,
    you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

    The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
    little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts
    his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

    Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little

    Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man.
    I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

    The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears
    a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little
    Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign!
    You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

    This time Nelson loses his temper completely. He picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand?
    You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

    The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
    says:




    (It's a beauty)



    (wait for it)




    (Get your best Chinese accent ready)





    "You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
    " If you even dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologise... "


    "I done wrassled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, Only last week I murdered a rock, Injured a stone, hospitalized a brick, I’m so mean I make medicine sick."

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    ohh and i forgot to say...no offence to any asian... its just a joke that i got forwarded to..
    " If you even dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologise... "


    "I done wrassled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, Only last week I murdered a rock, Injured a stone, hospitalized a brick, I’m so mean I make medicine sick."

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    Don't worry about offending the 'over-pc' folk. Anyway, I laughed.

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    Good joke LMAO........don't worry asian's have a sense of humour

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixpackback
    Good joke LMAO........don't worry asian's have a sense of humour

    They must do alright, I got one to marry me!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    They must do alright, I got one to marry me!!
    They allowed into DD college now, or was she just a JP?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Okay, over my head there MSTRS.

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    LMAO good joke!
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Nice one. Vewy goooood
    Marty

    Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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