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  1. 25th January 2012, 12:26 #1
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    Its pissing down here on my day off and whilst being bored came across this,maybe a repost dunno but theres some funny stuff on there. http://youtu.be/xsamwOs2slI
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    ...ohhh god that was funny!, thanks mate, just had everyone at work looking at me for laughing my arse off ....I love the darwin effect.

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    Is idiots really an adequate description?
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    I find it difficult to comprehend just why some of that stuff is attempted...can only put it down to befuddlement as a result of the prodigious consumption of alcomaholic beverages...
    Now that I'm older, I thought it was great that I seemed to have more patience. Turns out I just don't give a shit...
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    If I was that sad cunt that got his leg mangled by the lathe...as soon as I got my leg out of the cast, I'd kick the stoooopid cunt that turned it on in the fucking balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
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    Its pissing down here on my day off and whilst being bored came across this,maybe a repost dunno but theres some funny stuff on there. http://youtu.be/xsamwOs2slI
    Pissing down?

    Sunny and 27 degrees right now here in Riviera of the South.
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    They. Are. Out. There.
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    Is idiots really an adequate description?
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  9. 25th January 2012, 14:22 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
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    Pissing down?

    Sunny and 27 degrees right now here in Riviera of the South.
    Mate that sucks (well for me anyway).All week they promised us 26 here on Wedensday which suited me as its my first day off,hasnt stopped all day bugger it.
    Traction control on a motorcycle,whats not to like about sliding?
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    Fuck my lips are blue from laughing so much thanks for the post!
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    The facepalm needed for this doesn't exist.

    Fuckin' brilliant laugh thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
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    If I was that sad cunt that got his leg mangled by the lathe...as soon as I got my leg out of the cast, I'd kick the stoooopid cunt that turned it on in the fucking balls.
    Looked to me like the dopey prick wanted it turned on so he could see who was the toughest, man or machine.

    Guy at the end cracked me up, "I've shot myself in the leg" Thanks captain obvious
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
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    Looked to me like the dopey prick wanted it turned on so he could see who was the toughest, man or machine.
    If that's the case...good job then!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
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    Mate that sucks (well for me anyway).All week they promised us 26 here on Wedensday which suited me as its my first day off,hasnt stopped all day bugger it.
    you should move south a little bit....sunny here as well plus we have the electrick and running water
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
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    you should move south a little bit....sunny here as well plus we have the electrick and running water
    But Oamaru has a better supply of idiots ...
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