Carry an L plate (with some cable ties ready) with you, if you have a crash, chuck it on quickly and discretely. or try get it jammed in your hugger or somewhere between rear wheel and engine area. Just say "the crash must of made it hit my tyre and got sucked through by the tire, last I checked it was on the back". Include photo of you proudly posing by your bike with an L plate
If it couldn't hurt it wouldn't be fun.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a motorbike, and that's pretty close.
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