Miaow - will pop another can of tuna in the post to you todayOriginally Posted by DMNTD
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Miaow - will pop another can of tuna in the post to you todayThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteI said cat, not dog
"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page" Saint Augustine
They see me rollin, they hatin
If the cats tongue is too rough you could always play "little boy, catholic priest".
KB Chief Cat Herder
My wife has told me a number of times over the years that if I ever do anything for Valentines Day she'll divorce me. She can't see how spending ridiculous amounts of cash relates to how much you love someone. Unless it's because you're trying to assuage the feeling guilty because you're having an affair.
So to her spending ridiculous amounts of money on her equates to having an affair.
My wife rocks
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Where's the fun in that? It would deprive him if his nightly ritual of slathering his knob in a tuna mayo concoction, standing on his doorstep shouting "come get it puss puss".This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page" Saint Augustine
I've been mad for f'kin years
You fill yer vag with mayo?This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
You're a rude boy Mashman - you deserve to be soundly whipped for that comment. That you opening up that pandora's box again ??This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page" Saint Augustine
I've been mad for f'kin years
heh heh... no whippin me massa, iza good boy massa... which reminds me, I'll have to remember to get a card tomorrowThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteYou're a rude boy Mashman - you deserve to be soundly whipped for that comment. That you opening up that pandora's box again ??
2 stroke-less no more!
Good excuse for me to buy stupidly expensive champagne 'for pete', yes for him....
I think it is better to have a loving man all year round than someone that spends a lot of money on one day.... I would rather feel loved than have money spent on me.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteMy wife has told me a number of times over the years that if I ever do anything for Valentines Day she'll divorce me. She can't see how spending ridiculous amounts of cash relates to how much you love someone. Unless it's because you're trying to assuage the feeling guilty because you're having an affair.
So to her spending ridiculous amounts of money on her equates to having an affair.
My wife rocks
Of course if he wanted to buy me a V-Rod, I wouldn't say no...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I just prefer my pet to cook me breakfast when I'm hungover. Though I wouldn't say no to a decent dinner after boxing tomorrow night. Cos face it, I'm gonna be pissed if he ignores it!
I don't do blonde things. I do ginger things. Its like blonde, but more awesome.
ooooooooh don't mess with the redhead!This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quoteespecially a small one!
Small but fiesty!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Hahahaha yeah pretty much. Does the boxing make it better or worse?This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quoteooooooooh don't mess with the redhead!
Small but fiesty!
He's out of town tomorrow. Hrmpf.
I don't do blonde things. I do ginger things. Its like blonde, but more awesome.
hope you didn't for get Valentines guys & girls
what to do? a
with your
one this evening with followed by wine & .......
Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends
So............too much wine and.............you pass out? Or did I interpret the ........... wrong?!!This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quotehope you didn't for get Valentines guys & girls
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Wine 'em, dine 'em and sixty nine 'em.
'There are none so merciless as those who have been shown no mercy' Mark Brandon (Chopper) Read
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