Toejam. It turns my eyes on...
The instructions are simple...
Toejam. It turns my eyes on...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Deus ex ukulele
This photo is a veritably Sherlock Holmes plot: The hand cream, fluff and tweezers in shot are more of a worry than the slipper-loving feline. Or are they?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
The instructions are simple...
A word of advice, Mr Hitcher...don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Rasta Ratskins
It's face stuck in the shoe of certain death, the light in Terminator cats eye began to fade.......
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Forum whore
My current cat has no fetishes to share but the previous liked my t shirt armpits and wifes knickers to the point you needed to wrestle them off her.
Wait that sounds bad.I mean wrestle knickers off the cat not me wrestle them off wife.
No wait.... Ohh whatever... I just wrestle to get my wifes knickers off.
I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.
NEDWN VIII
I have heard it fart....sorry...wrong pussy...
Smarty pants... since ages ago
Get her to buy you a pair that fit ...Originally Posted by mossy1200
So ... Yungatart's pussy has a shoe fetish ...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Whip it, whip it good!
I would prefer to near suffocate in this stinking shoe than let you fuckers plucks MY whiskers...
Weekend cruiser
bwahahaha I like this one.
Just a Dog
You had to cut how much off to make him happy ? Thats it, i'm in for a cold winter !!
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Just a Dog
Whaaaah whats with the fish ? Oi, forget the doushe I'll show ya a short cut .... damn too late, ya need all that hair to carry the scent of his socks !!!
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Just a Dog
You did what to your hair ? Quick hide me before someone sees us !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Just a Dog
After shaving, St Duck is not the lotion i'd be using !!!
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Just a Dog
I draw the line at my nose hairs !!
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Grumpy Old Bastard
Phoooarrr! These don't 'arf ponk!
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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