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    Who needs Viagra when you've got a BMW!


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    Fuckin classic.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Any State that would elect Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governor is no longer part of the Continental United States.
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    I thought it might have been Latin for vagina, or something...... "


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    Thanks for that, bloody funny and "only in America" alright!

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    Lets be fair though, after a 20 month boner, the loss of blood flow to the brain must be substantial, no wonder he isn't thinking straight!
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    Uneasy rider sues over bike-induced erection

    A US motorcycle enthusiast has taken legal action after a bike seat gave him long lasting erections.
    Straight from the ''only in America'' files comes this – a Californian man is suing BMW North America over a seat that gave him a severe case of priapism (A persistent, lasting erection) that has lasted for 20 months.
    Henry Wolf claims his 1993 BMW motorcycle, or more specifically the bike's "ridge-like" seat, gave him a "severe case of priapism" when he took it for a four-hour ride on May 1, 2010, according to the Courthouse News Service.
    Wolf is suing BMW North America and the seat's manufacturer, Corbin-Pacific, in a product liability lawsuit in the California Superior Court in San Francisco, claiming the "negligent design, manufacture and/or installation of the seat" has caused the painful condition.
    Narrow, "banana" style seats similar to the one reportedly fitted to Wolf's motorcycle have been associated with problems such as genital numbness and even erectile dysfunction, however Wolf's case is the first known to tackle the opposite side of the problem.
    The court notes state the Wolf "has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride" including "substantial emotional and mental anguish" and the inability to engage in sexual activity.
    Wolf is seeking compensation from both companies for emotional distress, lost wages and medical expenses.

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    Id say what a softcock but...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Id say what a softcock but...
    Say - don't those VMX bikes have a banana seat on them???

    If we read this right - a 1993 bike and Corbin is involved? He rode it several months??? Jeeze..... Maybe his wife wouldn't let him stop riding it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    If we read this right - a 1993 bike and Corbin is involved? He rode it several months??? Jeeze..... Maybe his wife wouldn't let him stop riding it?
    Maybe his silicon inplant reacted to the glue on the underside of the seat cover or summat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Maybe his silicon inplant reacted to the glue on the underside of the seat cover or summat.
    No Joke - Wellie type 1's used to have these informative lectures from specialists at regular get togethers - really top people in their fields and usually really interesting informative talks with tips on preventing the worst of the complications. Last one ever was on pregnancy and erectile dysfunction in type 1 diabetics.... There was me, another guy who was there for the coffee, Vicki and a pregnant chick plus 5 nurses... Damn shame as it was really interesting - got the low down on how viagra and cialis actually works plus various, erm, mechanical options as well... My guess is that this chaps plugged the wrong lead into the BMW accessory jack and....

    Of course me bein a Guzzi owner an all, I don't need that crap - we is well ard mate....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Lets be fair though, after a 20 month boner, the loss of blood flow to the brain must be substantial, no wonder he isn't thinking straight!
    He purchased a BMW - his head wasn't on straight to start with...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    - we is well ard mate....
    So is he...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vacquer0 View Post
    Any State that would elect Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governor is no longer part of the Continental United States.
    Um why?
    Or was that just one of those statements you say and then yell "YEEEE HAAAA!" while shooting pistols at the sky.
    Sorry not sure how its done over in Montana.
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    I rode a Beemer on the weekend, it gave me abit of a stify!

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