Sidecar Racing

[Stirts]

HOW TO GET A ROOT

I think that might be a bit hard...with all that sand in there, there can't be much room for anything else.

[husaberg]

I think that might be a bit hard...with all that sand in there, there can't be much room for anything else.

A young man during the gold rush decided to leave his family and go west to prospect for gold. After three months out in California, well, a man has needs. With little success so far, he went out to the nearest whorehouse. He said to the man at the front desk, "I'd like a woman for the night please." The man at the front desk replied, "Well, sir, I'd be more than happy, but I should warn you, the only woman we have left tonight is a woman named Sandpaper Sally." The prospector said, "Excuse me? Sandpaper Sally? Absolutely not!" and left.

Another three months passed, and the prospector was getting extremely horny, so he went back to the whorehouse. He walked up to the front desk and said, "I'd like a woman for the night please." The man at the front desk replied, "Well, sir I'd be more than happy, but I should warn you, the only woman we have left tonight is a woman named Sandpaper Sally." The prospector remembered the name, and he considered for a time, but in the end, he said "No thanks, I'm not interested," and left.

Six months later, the prospector finally found gold. It was his first true success out west, and he decided that with his new found gold he should celebrate. The prospector went back to the whorehouse and at the front desk, said "I'd like your finest woman for the night!" The man at the front desk replied, "Unfortunately, we only have one woman left for the night, and her name is Sandpaper Sally." The prospector, full of money and seed and lacking on patience, said, "You know what, I'll take her!"

The man led him up to the second floor and into a bedroom. A few minutes later, in walked Sandpaper Sally. All things considered, she didn't look too bad. The prospector was in no mood for foreplay, so he stripped naked and stuck his dick into her as fast as he could. Only then did he realize his mistake, as he found out why she was known as Sandpaper Sally. It really felt like sandpaper was being run along each side of his dick! After a couple of thrusts, he said, "Sally, I'm sorry, I just can't do this anymore. Your vagina is like sandpaper!" Sally replied, "You know what, here, let me try something," and she ran to the bathroom. After a couple of minutes, she came back and suggested they try again. The prospector figured, what the hell, let's give it a shot, and thrusted in. To his absolute shock, it was no longer like sandpaper! In fact, it was incredible! This was the best sex he'd ever had!

After a few hours and a few turns, curiosity became too much. The prospector said, "I'm sorry, Sally, but I have to ask. When we first started, your vagina was like sandpaper. But, after you came back from the bathroom, you gave me the best sex of my life! What did you do in that bathroom?" Sally replied, "Oh I just picked the scabs and let the pus run."

Re 7887 Note
I understand Elton John is pretty miffed at the quality if the gay jokes as well.........
There has also been bestiality jokes galore too...........

[cc rider]

husa, you sick little fukka

[husaberg]

husa, you sick little fukka

[IMG]rare photo of a dog (Likely her first on KB)posted by cc[/IMG]

You say the sweetest things sometimes, I am available next Wednesday........

[nodrog:Me]

rape is bad mmmkay

I think you need to see therapist.

[Fast Eddie]

Alright lets leave Ella and Sarah and us down here out of the thread mmmkay - the thread used to be funny but meh. I can take it or leave it these days so I'll leave.

With some people being directly affected by rape and abuse its probably just unlucky and a poor joke/bad timing whatever, I'm not terribly upset about it - but has struck some nerves.

laters gayters

[cc rider]

You say the sweetest things sometimes, I am available next Wednesday........

Well you bring out the in me
Wednesday sounds fine. Just remember can only pull with one hand

[husaberg]

Well you bring out the in me
Wednesday sounds fine. Just remember can only pull with one hand

I have a hands free kit.....

[nodrog:Me]

With some people being directly affected by rape and abuse .....

Fuck (oops, I mean gosh) how many times do I have to say I'm sorry? I though you were Warwick!!!!

[cc rider]

I have a hands free kit.....

Sweet as!

[husaberg]

Sweet ass!

thanks I do the best I can.....

[cc rider]

thanks I do the best I can.....

Gud to see the squats are working for ya

[husaberg]

Gud to see the squats are working for ya

There was a pic in circulation...

[cc rider]

There was a pic in circulation...

Of ya ass? Where?????

[cc rider]

Finally got my op, 2 wks later.

Collar bones were a bit broken up on the ends but plated & pinned now. Feels heaps better. Scapula fractured.





Hoping next time out will be on my chair. The rebuild is coming along pretty good. Just need a 'new' crank it seems.
Anyone got a 1982 GSX 1100 crank they don't want?