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Heading down Esmond Road this morning in a car I stole from Papa Smurf, young woman on one of those new Kawasaki learner bikes comes roaring past, L Plate affixed (**YHZ), short shorts showing a decent set of legs.
She bullies down the centre, then races a bike at the front of the queue, cutting perfect lines through cages all the way to the motorway onramp at warp 9.3.
Wild thing. I think I love you.
(Yes, I'm a dirty old man).
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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doesn't juniper live round there?
Mr. Responsible
Originally Posted by Akzle
doesn't juniper live round there?
She has an older kwaka, no L plate and ATGATT
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well. not _A_ tt. iykwim.
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Did she wave?
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She didn't wave. Gutted. How rude. Didn't even offer me a pie.
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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Sounds like you need to teach that be-arch some respect. Yeah.
Or at least take photos!
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Was it diss 1?
I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Whish I could have swapped her for the lass I followed the other morning.
A scooterist who kept her feet hanging down near the ground. Followed her over some speed bumps and was expecting a broken ankle at least. She rode like that the whole time.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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What is it about scooters that makes people so fucking retarded? Young girl on a scooter the other day, bare feet, short shorts, bikini top, bicycle helmet - she was getting a dressing down from a biker for being a moron - get this - he was telling her off for taking fucking selfies while she was riding down Lake Road in traffic...Whish I could have swapped her for the lass I followed the other morning.
A scooterist who kept her feet hanging down near the ground. Followed her over some speed bumps and was expecting a broken ankle at least. She rode like that the whole time.
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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Mate, I was stuck in a cage, Papa Smurf's car has less HP than a lame donkey.
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Takapuna spastics. It's all about the image.
No surprises there.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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I fucking hate all the north shore try hard bitches. They're arrogant, narcissistic, and usually, butt ugly. I (mostly) live in Sydney, and you get incredible stunners who are also down to earth and fun to hang out with (for the most part).
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
Mr. Responsible
But... A shore girl is a sure thing.
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Only when they've already got a boyfriend or a husband apparently.
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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