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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Obvious answer is obvious. Tell your wife to cut back on her drinking...
    You are a braver man than I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    It was full, with my Laptop, work shoes, Spare Router, Chocolate, Winter gear etc.
    Work shoes are about the same size and bungy down easier.


    Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

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    Also the hump has a space about the size of a coke bottle.


    Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R650R View Post
    ... large plastic pots of gravy don't travel well on bikes ...
    A plastic bag and a couple of rubber bands does the trick.
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    Fucksakes.
    Down the front of the jacket. No worries!

    As Mom says, keep it close to ya!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    your missus shouldnt be drinking while youre breastfeeding
    Is TheDemonLord breastfeeding?

    (Edited for Maha's benefit).

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    So coke bottles are fine, the little bungy cord keeps them nice and secure.

    Wine bottles, with their smooth glass finish and tapered shape - not so much.
    I appreciate this is way OTT but how about a NOS-themed wine carrier? complete with threaded fitting for a temp gauge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Is the TheDemonLord breastfeeding?
    That would read better if it were ''Is TheDemonLord breastfeeding''? without the extra 'the'?

    Not Edited: for any reason but

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    Todays mission was succesful.

    Wine delivered to happy wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    I know the secret to a happy Marriage involves a regular and reasonable supply of wiener .
    Fixed that for you
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    I had several containers of Chinese food in the top box. Got home to find the sweet and sour all over my wet weather jacket. And I'm gentle round corners too.
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    I found out the hard way that a motorcycle is probably the best way to move all of a pizza's topping to one side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Obvious answer is obvious. Tell your wife to cut back on her drinking...
    Still single then? :-)

    Fish and chips down the front of the jacket is good. Tooo hot thoug and grease on the work shirt is not good......
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    Still single then? :-)
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    Stupidest load I've carried was quite recently.
    Picked up some ingredients for home brew (mostly large bags of grain) and discovered that I couldnt fit it all in the back pack.
    So a 15 minute ride with one bag sitting between my bum and the pillion seat, while I rode practically sidesaddle to hold it.
    Left it in 3rd the whole way So I didnt have to move my hand from the grain bag to the clutch to change gear.
    Never again.

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