Originally Posted by
Akzle
nut up or fuck up.
A woman got pulled over for speeding by a New Zealand Police motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Policeman's Ball."
He replied, "No, Ma'am, New Zealand Police don't have balls."
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled. Without saying another word, he closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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