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    Corruption

    A KB user took advantage of me today. He presented his son for his Basic Handling Skills Test, and arrived with a box of bribery.

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    His son passed.

    KB corruption is rife.

    Mmmmmm, donuts.

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    You can take the cop out of the donut but you cant take the donut out of the cop

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    would I pass 'advanced' with this?
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    Recently a lost record tape was found during an arrest many moons ago. Below is the transcript.

    Rastuscat: "You are under arrest! You have the right to remain silent..."
    Bad guy: "I work at Coupland's Bakeries"
    Rastuscat: "I'm listening..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by GrayWolf View Post
    would I pass 'advanced' with this?
    I can't issue Space Ship licences, but if you turn up with that salad, I'll find a way.

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    Damn it!

    I wish I would have known about this when I took my basic handling skills test!

    I would have bought you 2 boxes.....

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    The dough nut salad needs "dressing" with whipped cream I'd say

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    Appears to be legal currency.

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    If you can turn my 1,2,4,6,F into a 1,2,4,5,6,F,R,T,W there's a pallet of donuts in it for ya
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    Has a donut stall ever been robbed?
    Im thinking they receive a constant flow of code popo false alarms with response times under 20 seconds.
    I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Has a donut stall ever been robbed?
    Im thinking they receive a constant flow of code popo false alarms with response times under 20 seconds.
    yes 20 second response, with numbers
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    That's a freakin' good looking box of yummies!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    A KB user took advantage of me today. He presented his son for his Basic Handling Skills Test, and arrived with a box of bribery.
    Quote Originally Posted by caspernz View Post
    needs "dressing" with whipped cream I'd say
    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    That's a freakin' good looking box of yummies!!
    That's shocking!!!

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    What a shocker!

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