Human microchip

[Katman]

So who plans to line up like a good obedient little citizen?

http://yournewswire.com/dr-oz-microchips/

[ruaphu]

Nup! Fark that


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[Moi]

Nup! Fark that

+ 1

with a garnish of "uppus fuckus" from the Akzle range of condiments...

[slofox]

“We are so attracted to our devices..."

Not in my house we're not.

[Grumph]

I've already got one fitted. The pacemaker has a serial no which can be read off on the appropriate gear.
i know they can access it's memory to tell when i last got excited, for all I know it's got GPS fitted too.

I want to microchip Gareth Morgan.

[Moi]

... I want to microchip Gareth Morgan.

Why stop there?

[Jeff Sichoe]

The mere fact that parts of the world think this is a good idea raises my desire to check out of society and move to the rapa

[Akzle]

been coming for a long while. some bitch had, not just her, but her whole family, microchipped after 9/11. cos obviously otherwise, the terrorists win. and anyone who's played counterstrike as CT knows that shit is bad hmkay.


but it'll be sold (and bought!) as a convinience thing... like paywave and cellphones and shit.

[Katman]

but it'll be sold (and bought!) as a convinience thing... like paywave and cellphones and shit.

And I'm sure they'll eventually work it so that not having a microchip will become an inconvenience thing.

[Akzle]

i should rather tumultuous freedom than peaceful slavery...

[Grumph]

And I'm sure they'll eventually work it so that not having a microchip will become an inconvenience thing.

Stand up for your rights, fuck them,.....pay CASH.

[bogan]

You guys know they are just a digital serial number right? only able to be read from close range. If TPTB want to monitor your shit, facial recognition software would be way simpler.

This is just convenience tech the conspiracy sheeple have invented more dystopian theories about. I've got a similar thing but it's in a ring since I'm holding off to see if RFID actually makes it to credit card functionality.

[Akzle]

Stand up for your rights, fuck them,.....pay CASH.

you mean.... legal tender, right

silly old white people.

[Akzle]

I've got a similar thing but it's in a ring since I'm holding off to see if RFID actually makes it to credit card functionality.

like... paywave? what fucking rock are you under?

my NFC enabled blackberry will steal all your jewgolds....

(actually it wont. credit card companies closed that down when they realised it was broadcasting your identifying particulars, but still.)



i'm surpised that you still think ~"the chip needs to be inductively energised to be read"
more, that anything in your carcass a) wouldn't be charged by your bio-tricity and b) couldn't draw from your cellphone which you're always carrying, and c) /or the nearest tesla tower....

[bogan]

like... paywave? what fucking rock are you under?

my NFC enabled blackberry will steal all your jewgolds....

(actually it wont. credit card companies closed that down when they realised it was broadcasting your identifying particulars, but still.)



i'm surpised that you still think ~"the chip needs to be inductively energised to be read"
more, that anything in your carcass a) wouldn't be charged by your bio-tricity and b) couldn't draw from your cellphone which you're always carrying, and c) /or the nearest tesla tower....

Paywave isn't in this stuff yet.

Sounds a lot like that dystopian theory the conspiracy sheeple are inventing, got any examples of this stuff at long range?