The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Those who dont learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Originally Posted by Hitcher
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