A Driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.
> Nothing is moving.
>
> Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
>
> The driver rolls down his window and asks,
>
> "What happened?"
>
> "Terrorists kidnapped "Helen Clark" and are asking for a $10
> Million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse her with petrol
> and set her on fire. We are going from car to
> car to take up a collection."
>
> The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
>
> "About a litre ."
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