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The Scotch haka
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"Hello Douglas my old friend, I've come to talk with you and Jen." [Simon & Garfunkel: Sound of Silence]
The instructions are simple...
Gives new meaning to Scotland The Brave - it gets fearsome cold there...
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea... does that mean that one enjoys it?.
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Straight forward computer-cut signs.
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unless you can prove it.
A comment made by Sam, our (my office) resident Scott, upon my showing her this video clip "I thought it was only dumb Americans who referred to we Scots as Scotch. Scotch is a bloody whisky FFS".
Norty norty Mr H. Beware the angry haggis munchers.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
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Given it was for a whisky advertisement, I thought the use of Scotch would be OK?
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"Hello Douglas my old friend, I've come to talk with you and Jen." [Simon & Garfunkel: Sound of Silence]
Scotsman on an Italian
Ach, Ah coulnae resist - eftar a' the BDOTGNZA boather an that.
things that are Scotch:
Scotch Eggs
Scotch Mist
Scotch Whisky
Hop Scotch
Butterscotch
The people of Scotland are Scots or Scottish - the local lingo is called Scots Tongue (unless you're a cheuchter in which case it's Gaelic) this is words like kirk, bairn, unco, wee, brig, ken, doon, ocht etc.
As King Sean Connery says "Here endeth the lesshon"
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Actually in strict English terms "Scotch" is not incorrect, seeing as it was used in a "patronising or faintly offensive" method.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch
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unless you can prove it.
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This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
The instructions are simple...
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea... does that mean that one enjoys it?.
Decal service available. Most makes/models are possible.
Race numbers. Sponsors logos.
Straight forward computer-cut signs.
Heatpress for those t-shirt ideas
I agree with Hitcher, it's an advert for scotch whisky, and is THEIR haka, not the Scottish peoples - otherwise it would have to be "The Scot's Haka", you lot are correct about that.
I told him,
"Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?"
He said,
"Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
What became of North Briton ?
Study make brian hurt!
Give me enough scotch and Ill have a go at most things - including Scots!
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
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