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    Two Smoker's Racing Fund

    It has come to my attention that Two Smoker is under a lot of financial pressure at this point in time, and struggling to find enough money to compete this weekend. Even though he works at least 60 hours a week to pay for his racing, and gets mechanical work free of charge.

    He is the current leader by 35 points in the VMCC winter series in Formula 2 (600cc), and is 2nd in Formula 1 (1000cc class) on his 3 year old GSX-R 600

    I know that a weekend's racing costs around $1000 for me, that's without buying new tyres every round. He needs 4 new tyres for this weekend's 2 day meeting, a wet front tyre, a dry front tyre, and 2 dry rear tyres.

    I'm sure any contributions will be gratefully accepted. I'm going to put my body on the line, and offer that if $1000 is reached by 8am Saturday morning, SisterEcho, and Chloe will finally get their chance to wax my upper body, with a photo record put up in this thread.

    If you'd like something more tangible for your money, feel free to click the link in my signature, and buy used tyres from the man.


    I will post an account number in this post this evening, or earlier I'm made aware of it before then.

    Account number is:
    12-3069-0197386-57


    Come on guys, help a financially crippled, talented, long term KB racer.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    If everyone who's logged in now put in $10, there'd be $920 in the fund already
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Bump!

    Come on guys... make a little girl's dream come true and raise that $1000 so I can wax Gav's hairy chest (and back).

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    Quote Originally Posted by sisterecho View Post
    Bump!

    Come on guys... make a little girl's dream come true and raise that $1000 so I can wax Gav's hairy chest (and back).
    fuck his chest...wax the buggars carpet thats growing on the back of his fricken neck and shoulders!!! do the guy a favor!!
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Yeah well there was no way in hell he would let you shave the flowing mane of hair now is there????

    Now that could be worth rather a lot more I reckon

    ooppss Mr Poos beat me too it

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    fuck his chest...wax the buggars carpet thats growing on the back of his fricken neck and shoulders!!! do the guy a favor!!
    I think you'll find I did mention his back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Yeah well there was no way in hell he would let you shave the flowing mane of hair now is there????

    Now that could be worth rather a lot more I reckon

    ooppss Mr Poos beat me too it
    Maybe if we raise $1200 he'll let us shave his head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sisterecho View Post
    I think you'll find I did mention his back.
    oh...ya did too!!! bigger letters doll!! that should be a priority!
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    oh...ya did too!!! bigger letters doll!! that should be a priority!
    I'm not as mean as you Poos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sisterecho View Post
    I'm not as mean as you Poos.
    are too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    are too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Good come back mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sisterecho View Post
    Good come back mate.
    pifft!! you giggled!
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Hurry up with the bank account eh.
    Someone needs to video Gav gettings waxed and put it on the web.
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    Hurry up with the bank account eh.
    Someone needs to video Gav gettings waxed and put it on the web.
    Hmmmmm some of us would pay for that NOT to be put on the web

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Hmmmmm some of us would pay for that NOT to be put on the web

    I would front up with $1K if all razors (electric or otherwise) were dumped in a bin before the race meet....but Gav should shave that head and become a nude nut for the hell of it...

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