whats the best thing about fucking a transvestite?
Reaching around the front and thinking its gone all the way through.
Pop get pizza for cat!
whats the best thing about fucking a transvestite?
Reaching around the front and thinking its gone all the way through.
bloop bloops!
Bunny Assassin
Hey, remember that time we were on the train and you stuck your head out the window and I stuck my arse out the window and everyone thought we were twins.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
The instructions are simple...
Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend the other night....I still have a key...and she's a heavy sleeper.
Avoid arguments about the toilet seat by using the sink...
Decal service available. Most makes/models are possible.
Race numbers. Sponsors logos.
Straight forward computer-cut signs.
Heatpress for those t-shirt ideas
I had a wet dream about you last night. I pissed myself with laughter when you fell off a cliff.
Head your with fu##ed just has me like cu#t a that realised have you that moment this at is it. Now read this backwards.
"I want to thank you lord, so far this day. With your help i haven't been impatient, lost my temper, been grumpy, judgemental, or envious of anyone. But i will be going out in a minute and i think i will really need your help to start my bike. Amen."
The instructions are simple...
Went to see a friend's new baby yesterday. She asked me if I'd like to wind it. I thought 'Fuck me, that's a bit harsh". So I gave it a dead leg instead.
Avoid arguments about the toilet seat by using the sink...
Decal service available. Most makes/models are possible.
Race numbers. Sponsors logos.
Straight forward computer-cut signs.
Heatpress for those t-shirt ideas
Whats the difference between a Walrus & a hardcore Dyke...?
One has a moustache & smells of fish - the other is a Walrus !!!
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Went to the cemetary the other day & saw four men carrying a coffin...
Three hours later I saw the same four men with the same coffin & I thought to myself they've lost the fucking plot !!!
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Little girl was crying in Farmers because she'd lost her Mum...
Security gaurd asked "Whats ya Mum like...?"
The little girl replied "Big cocks & Vodka" !!!
Cheers
To finish first - first you must finish...
Nice ZX12-R For Sale - go on, buy it, you know you want too: http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-354326038.htm
The instructions are simple...
The recent event in Albany was not a kidnapping. It was a just another chinese takeaway.
Avoid arguments about the toilet seat by using the sink...
Decal service available. Most makes/models are possible.
Race numbers. Sponsors logos.
Straight forward computer-cut signs.
Heatpress for those t-shirt ideas
Hey can you Help me? Iv just been arrested for possession........ of good looks cops said I need an ugly bugger to bail me out, can you hurry?
A cannibal is found crying next to a large pile of shit. His mate asks whats wrong? The cannibal replies I've just dumped my girlfriend
scientists have discovered that the average cock weighs 8 ounces but cant decide what the average cunt weighs, can you pop on the scales and tex me back?
Hardcore Biker
People have been talking about you but i stuck up for ya.
They were saying you like dick sandwiches. I said "no! you dont like bread"
Member #3164 of the SHITMARK haters club.
What do you call a polynesian full of shit
Fartoo Fulofeaces...
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CNC Machining,Precision Engineering,Thermal Coatings/Metalization,
Msg me....
I keep getting my profile rejected on that dating site Match.com,
One of the questions is What do you want in a woman?
Apparently 'My Cock" is not an answer....
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CNC Machining,Precision Engineering,Thermal Coatings/Metalization,
Msg me....
<<----- My dream bike.
A racist one....
What do you do when you see a black man coming out of the bush all covered in blood?................
Stay calm........re-load
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
3825 67 944779 (oh yeah)
why dont you run over a Maori when you see him riding a pushbike.
It could be your bike.
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