I was just pondering last night in an awesome state of drunkenness, that the club definitely needs more girls! There has to be a fair few that ride those scooter-thingys that overcrowd uni. What I reckon is an e-mail sent out to all chicks in the club to turn up to a ladies fix it night where they can get greasy and fix bikes and stuff, with guys there to help them tinker and fix their scooters and bikes and stuff.
Stephen can crack out his pink polo with his popped collar, andrew can discuss how he keeps his hair so straight and shiny haha and i'll just lurk in the corner with my heavy metal, and of course give the ladies a hand and generally just add running commentary to the evening, ross can wow them with his intellect and ehab can wow them with his inability to spell. Hanne can be the friendly female mechanic, just don't work on any exhaust systems. Dave can woo them with his story of danger and adventure, of his scars from riding. Isaac can tell them of his misadventure too..as I heard it he was riding along when all of a sudden there was a baby in the middle of the road...he did what he needed to save the poor child but alas crashed in the process. Ewen can show of his spandex pants and Timati can show of his crashed bike *five hundred, thats my final offer!
*. Chris can sit in the corner doing burnouts, and ej can well break down on the way there. Pocketcracker, well he'll probably end up going home with one of them within the first five minutes putting us all to shame and raj can show of his R6 *I want it*.
All in all a good night to be had, with brews, and boobs and bikes and bloody good heavy metal! Sooooo, who's keen?
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