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    I should be dead by now

    Doing my defensive driving and had a look at that bullshit game they have on cd.

    if i was this bad at picking risks(Funking thing kept saying "woa there you got a itchy trigger finger") suerly id be a nice pasty blob by now.




    (im just pissed cos it costs $170 and ive already done 2 to get other licences but i cant use them to get my full through some BS rule insuring they get $$$ each time you want a licence.)
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    Haha, Hanne, ehab, and Kyle are doing there's atm at quay st.

    The game is retarded, it doesnt pick anything thats not oblivious, just like most of the guys who you do the license tests with.


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    OMG, Chris, you're alive?

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    well it DID teach me that i should check ym speedo before entering a "speed controlled corner" then make sure i obey the sign...

    eg the sign says 45 but you can see the whole way around, should you
    a) keep going
    b) slow to 45
    c)die of retardation.

    i swear that when someone does that in their licence test and gets rear ended by the tester, ill laugh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrislost View Post
    eg the sign says 45 but you can see the whole way around, should you
    a) keep going
    b) slow to 45
    c)die of retardation.
    Obviously the answer is C, but only if it is a very funny retardation.
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    Ha ha whos lisa?

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    havn't seen the game but it is always the obvious things we miss, and that can be to our misfortune...Look hard for both the inobvious and the obvious, think out side the square..
    When you have driven a 100,000k in all conditions and come across most situations and stayed alive only then will you say that your training was good value.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duckonin View Post
    havn't seen the game but it is always the obvious things we miss, and that can be to our misfortune...Look hard for both the inobvious and the obvious, think out side the square..
    When you have driven a 100,000k in all conditions and come across most situations and stayed alive only then will you say that your training was good value.
    like when you click on the road works sign that you can see around the corner, and it says woa there you got a itchy finger or somthing.
    then at the end it says you shoulda seen the road work signs.

    hmm fuck knows.

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    wat te flux is this game ? im sure they diden't have that back in 1975 Opps am i showing my age now ! DOH .....

    so u have to play a game to sit your licence now ? .... So all the lil pc Geekz wil fly through the licence , HTFU !
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    hahahahah i cant even imagine you sitting through defensive driving chris!!! lolololololololol you'll fucking love it mate!! when i did it we had to make a poster for road safety or some shit and you can go wild!!! its a blast sitting through mindless videos and filling in missing words
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    Quote Originally Posted by bomma View Post
    hahahahah i cant even imagine you sitting through defensive driving chris!!! lolololololololol you'll fucking love it mate!! when i did it we had to make a poster for road safety or some shit and you can go wild!!! its a blast sitting through mindless videos and filling in missing words
    That second pic in the first post is my road safety poster.

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    yea the LTNZ are fuckers bro! Y you duin your defensive now? how long you been riding without a license anyway? lol

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    best $170 ever spent n you get to keep the book too
    "Rock is dead" - Jim Morrison

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomma View Post
    best $170 ever spent n you get to keep the book too
    yeah true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrislost View Post
    yeah true.
    Haha no hazards yet...yeah right I can see a few hazards from that pic.

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