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    Hanne hospitalised: Were-sheep strike again

    In breaking news (that happened on the morning of the 10th of may) Hanne, whilst riding a company scooter, was attacked suddenly, and without warning, by a gang(??) of were-sheep. Eye-witnesses say that the were-sheep were ruthless in their onslaught and that hanne put up a brave fight. Coming to her rescue were Kyle, Rodger and Nish (but mainly Nish), who managed to scare off the attackers and escort hanne to safety.

    An Urgent Courier Cyclist who was passing by at the time was kind enough to use his mystical skills to summon an ambulance, that arrived an incredible 30+mins after the attack, despite the incident occuring less than 2 minutes from Grafton.

    As the reporter understands it, there has been a warning issued to all bikers to be wary off all were-sheep and that, unlike our cousins in the south island, no sheep need to be "helped through the fence" at any time.....
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    Attacked by a were-sheep? Oh no, she's one of them!

    Watch out for the full moon guys - her hair will start growing, then BANG! She'll be out prowling the city streets looking for a new victim to pass the ancient curse onto...

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    Yah boo...that sucks.

    Did she at least get some free mutton to stick in the freezer?
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    OUCH! Blardy sheep still atleast it weren't a gang of were-cows!!! Hope that ankle heals up good and fast.

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    I best keep an eye out for these so called were sheep! :O
    Heal fast, Hanne.
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    Heal up fast Hanne and back on the scooter to get revenge on those were-sheep!!!!

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    Sheep? I don't get the joke....

    You mean real baa baa sheep??


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    Goodness! I think it is payback time....should we assemble a strike force to take out these weird-sheep? Dont you worry Hanne we will get em...sheep toast..
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJKDDORAI View Post
    Sheep? I don't get the joke....

    You mean real baa baa sheep??
    Same! I have no idea what you guys are talking about!!

    Hope you heal soon Hanne!
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    oh yea and hanne ive got one of the only keys to getting your bike out sooooo how much is madison worth to ya
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    rofl, this is soo late. Blardy were sheep. She's out riding again already.

    The were sheep are moving though, first pukekohe, then coromandel, the domain, k road... WHERE WILL THEY STRIKE NEXT????


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    So that's what it was?

    A sheep eh?

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    Oh my! She hasn't got pinkeye too has she? Google found a cure yet? Or do we need a scary, wizened Tohunga of some sort?

    (BTW heal well Hanne, though it's probably a little late to wish that)

    I'll put up the walls to keep our Waitakere ranges safe!

    Then I'll barricade myself in the Lainghom fishing club... It has a bar and pool tables... The sheep'll never take me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phurrball View Post
    I'll put up the walls to keep our Waitakere ranges safe!

    Then I'll barricade myself in the Lainghom fishing club... It has a bar and pool tables... The sheep'll never take me...
    they've already struck out west, we are not safe.

    I believe a sheep may have been in the van alongside you Ross when the vtr met its ill fate.


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