In breaking news (that happened on the morning of the 10th of may) Hanne, whilst riding a company scooter, was attacked suddenly, and without warning, by a gang(??) of were-sheep. Eye-witnesses say that the were-sheep were ruthless in their onslaught and that hanne put up a brave fight. Coming to her rescue were Kyle, Rodger and Nish (but mainly Nish), who managed to scare off the attackers and escort hanne to safety.
An Urgent Courier Cyclist who was passing by at the time was kind enough to use his mystical skills to summon an ambulance, that arrived an incredible 30+mins after the attack, despite the incident occuring less than 2 minutes from Grafton.
As the reporter understands it, there has been a warning issued to all bikers to be wary off all were-sheep and that, unlike our cousins in the south island, no sheep need to be "helped through the fence" at any time.....
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