I love COCK.

**Thani-B** · 29th September 2009, 22:56

Originally Posted by short-circuit

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Typical: Quick Craver posted something - better see what he said then post straight under it....

Someone is a cock. And nah Im onto sidewinder now anyway, keep up with the times.

**Trudes** · 30th September 2009, 07:38

Originally Posted by peasea

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Tell you what; when I say something like "suck my dick" the mods (who, ironically are cocks) fit me up with demerit points aplenty.

Is that funny or am I too cynical?

Would you be offended if I said "suck my dick" to you (no offence intended to you or hubby) or would you see the funny side? (Which is the underside...)

I'd see the funny side, however, I often tell people to suck my cock...

**naphazoline** · 30th September 2009, 07:58

I often tell my wife.......

Not that she listens.

**007XX** · 30th September 2009, 09:48

Originally Posted by carver

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cause were all tied up!

Wasn't me...promise!

Originally Posted by Thani-B

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*takes a bow*

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Originally Posted by peasea

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Tell you what; when I say something like "suck my dick" the mods (who, ironically are cocks) fit me up with demerit points aplenty.

Is that funny or am I too cynical?

Woohoo, I'm a cock????...you should have told me before I took the pain to give birth to an 8 pound baby without painkillers

And yes dear...you can be a touch cynical, but it adds to your charm.

Would you be offended if I said "suck my dick" to you (no offence intended to you or hubby) or would you see the funny side? (Which is the underside...)

I always thought that whomever designed the male appendage had a sense of humour...must have been a woman

**Insanity_rules** · 30th September 2009, 13:31

Originally Posted by Trudes

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I'd see the funny side, however, I often tell people to suck my cock...

Is there something your not telling us Trudes?

**Trudes** · 30th September 2009, 15:22

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

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Is there something your not telling us Trudes?

Aside from cock I also love irony

**Stirts** · 30th September 2009, 15:27

Originally Posted by Trudes

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Aside from cock I also love irony

What? you iron for cock?

**peasea** · 30th September 2009, 15:35

Originally Posted by Stirts

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What? you iron for cock?

I know a bloke who has a piece of iron in his cock.

A large bearing exploded and a small lump lodged right in there. Quacks reckon it's not doing any harm and might be dangerous to remove.

**Stirts** · 30th September 2009, 15:42

Originally Posted by peasea

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I know a bloke who has a piece of iron in his cock.

A large bearing exploded and a small lump lodged right in there. Quacks reckon it's not doing any harm and might be dangerous to remove.

What I want to know is what the hell he was doing to have that happen? Naked maintenance is hazardous to your cock!!

A bearing..... from Wiki......

"A device to allow constrained relative motion between two or more parts, typically rotation or linear movement. Bearings may be classified broadly according to the motions they allow and according to their principle of operation as well as by the directions of applied loads they can handle."

"bearing loads from varying directions and accept only limited play or "slop" as the applied load changes. One source of motion is gaps or "play" in the bearing. As example, a 10 mm shaft in a 12 mm hole has 2 mm play."

Maintenance
"Many bearings require periodic maintenance to prevent premature failure, although some such as fluid or magnetic bearings may require little maintenance.

Most bearings in high cycle operations need periodic lubrication and cleaning, and may require adjustment to minimise the effects of wear."

Oh me wee'd

**Gwinch** · 30th September 2009, 15:51

Originally Posted by Stirts

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What I want to know is what the hell he was doing to have that happen? Naked maintenance is hazardous to your cock!!

...

Oh me wee'd

If I hadn't already repped you today, this would be the post I'd have done it for. -tries not to smirk and just shakes his head-

**Trudes** · 30th September 2009, 16:03

Never iron naked.

**Patrick** · 30th September 2009, 16:29

Originally Posted by peasea

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Would you be offended if I said "suck my dick" to you (no offence intended to you or hubby) or would you see the funny side? (Which is the underside...)

Yeah, the funny side....

Closely followed by, "Does that come in adult size?"