Funniest post for a while good to dredge good ones.
Apparently those getting up the crack of dawn are pissing dawn off.
More bloody cancer to kick.
Funniest post for a while good to dredge good ones.
Apparently those getting up the crack of dawn are pissing dawn off.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Kinda figured that... well "bored" too by the sounds of it....Originally Posted by Trudes
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote... and well, I was bored.
I never make misatkes.
Can't start the day without a hot morning cock!
Nobody move, I dropped my brain
Oh how I do love some of the quality threads on here and this is one that I have to admit I missed
Too much hui and not enough doey going on here....SO I present some cock related pictures to help get things back on track.
Oh and 'GO COCK!'
HUGE black cock
Steel chastity cock cage!
Born with extra cock....on his back!
Phelpsy gives it to us
Penis bling
Penis graffitti
Scarey penis eater
Penis suit
I will not be drawn into a cock fight !! Or look at them links for that matter !This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteOh how I do love some of the quality threads on here and this is one that I have to admit I missed
Too much hui and not enough doey going on here....SO I present some cock related pictures to help get things back on track.
Oh and 'GO COCK!'
HUGE black cock
Steel chastity cock cage!
Born with extra cock....on his back!
Phelpsy gives it to us
Penis bling
Penis graffitti
Scarey penis eater
Penis suit
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Hardcore Biker
Me neither. Mine's generally a little harder than yours though.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" - Hunter S. Thompson
Don't let the man get you down
Explicit language may well offend..
Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty six.
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bok bok bok boooooorrrrkkkkThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
I never make misatkes.
When refering to cock, one should never use the word "little"This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Nobody move, I dropped my brain
My anus is bleeding!
Massive, sturdy and fearsome.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Hardcore Biker
Nah... John Holmes' cock was a little under twelve inches.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" - Hunter S. Thompson
Inadvertent superciliousness
Or laugh, giggle, or even snigger for that matter...I'm also told pet names should be strong, like KONG The Mighty, Thor The Pussy Avenger, etcThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
How I could say that and remain serious, I have no idea!
I never make misatkes.
Engorged, taunt and breath-takingThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
That explains why he has dopey eyes and a gaunt face.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
MMMM OH, OH YEAH. HARDER, FASTER. OH YEAH KONG THE MIGHTY, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteOr laugh, giggle, or even snigger for that matter...I'm also told pet names should be strong, like KONG The Mighty, Thor The Pussy Avenger, etc
No, can't say that it would delight and excite me either.
Nobody move, I dropped my brain
My anus is bleeding!
Turgid, tantalizing and titanic.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteEngorged, taunt and breath-taking
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