I love COCK.

**XxKiTtiExX** · 11th September 2009, 15:30

Flimsy noodle

**ManDownUnder** · 11th September 2009, 15:46

Originally Posted by Stirts

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MMMM OH, OH YEAH. HARDER, FASTER. OH YEAH KONG THE MIGHTY, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

No, can't say that it would delight and excite me either.

Yeah but it might make him come faster which would be... umm... not so good now that I say it out loud...

**naphazoline** · 11th September 2009, 16:10

Originally Posted by Number One

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.........

Ouch ! ! ! !

That male chastity thing would be rather awkward when ya crack a fat,i'd imagine.

Not to mention taking a piss would be a fine art.

**Mom** · 11th September 2009, 16:18

Originally Posted by Gwinch

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titanic.

Not so sure about this one, didn't Titanic go down rather spectacularly?

**gatch** · 11th September 2009, 17:56

With the clever and creative songs names that have been coined I find it hard to believe that noone has mentioned this absolute gem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLx8RsHN0A

**PrincessBandit** · 11th September 2009, 19:18

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Funniest post for a while good to dredge good ones.

Apparently those getting up the crack of dawn are pissing dawn off.

Bloody hell, how come I end up here again....?

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Turgid, tantalizing and titanic.

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Not so sure about this one, didn't Titanic go down rather spectacularly?

teeheehee, snigger snigger

**coffeejunkie** · 11th September 2009, 19:35

You cock my world Trudes

**short-circuit** · 11th September 2009, 19:42

We like Cock and we don't care who knows:

**roadracingoldfart** · 11th September 2009, 20:06

James May from Top gear would just say " Ohh COCK ".

if its ok for the BBC to say cock , its ok for Trudes to say it.

**Gareth51** · 11th September 2009, 20:23

O shit. where did I leave my cock now

**Insanity_rules** · 11th September 2009, 20:37

Originally Posted by Trudes

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Cock, love it.

Thats good cause I have plenty of it!

**SixPackBack** · 11th September 2009, 20:39

My cocks a cactus

**Insanity_rules** · 11th September 2009, 20:42

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My cocks a cactus

Ouch it must hurt to rub one out then?

**SixPackBack** · 11th September 2009, 20:47

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Ouch it must hurt to rub one out then?

I never touch it, just kinda shake the fucker loose. It flowers beautifully and 'locks in' better than a pit bull.

**007XX** · 14th September 2009, 08:01

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Not so sure about this one, didn't Titanic go down rather spectacularly?

Absolutely nothing wrong with going down spectacularly...as long as it's on me

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