Especially in December, gift wrap your member
Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
Fair weather rider
Especially in December, gift wrap your member
Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
RiDe SaFe
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
I just checked with White Star Marketing and they advise they didn't actually crash and that's all just a huge misunderstanding. Their records indicate the party was going better than expected so they had to stop to take on more ice.Originally Posted by Mom
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$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Must be why your anus is bleeding.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Cold Kiwi
Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!
Hey diddle diddle, the cat had a fiddle, the cum flew over the moon! the little wheener laughed to see such fun and the dish had a spoon with the spoon
Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!
Mormon Few Stunt Crew©
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This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteAbsolutely nothing wrong with going down spectacularly...as long as it's on me
"Riders of the Far North"
"cock with you"
"Don't stop till you get a cock"
"Beat it"
and of course
"Tell him that it's human nature"
Michael Jackson
I ask for nothing but to ride where ever the road calls
since when was this NZD?
Bite my shiney metal ass
In the timely words of Monty Python
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Typical: Quick Craver posted something - better see what he said then post straight under it....
Deus ex ukulele
Crush. Another smash hit for the ukelele.
"Hello Douglas my old friend, I've come to talk with you and Jen." [Simon & Garfunkel: Sound of Silence]
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Tell you what; when I say something like "suck my dick" the mods (who, ironically are cocks) fit me up with demerit points aplenty.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteWell, everyone else is starting threads about loving sushi, curry, Yamaha, anal sex etc, so thought I would too.
Cock, love it.
Oh and beer, I love beer.
Is that funny or am I too cynical?
Would you be offended if I said "suck my dick" to you (no offence intended to you or hubby) or would you see the funny side? (Which is the underside...)
World's fastest Cook Islander
Look how many clebs are flocking to this post! LOL
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Worlds fastest Cook Islander eh phew, Im claiming the title for worlds fastest Maori in a few years even though im only like half or quarter cast but still some bit Maori.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
nah dont worry girls will be girls
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