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    Top 100 ugliest motocycles in history

    http://hubpages.com/hub/Top-100-Ugli...-Ultimate-List

    There is something in there to piss off pretty much everybody.

    Me - Im pissed because the V-Strom didnt even make the list.

    Anything he has listed that you disagree with? Grab a bourbon and discuss.


    umm and the typo in the title was on purpose. honest.

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    Get me a bourbon. They are all bullshit IMHO.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Grab a bourbon and discuss.
    Here? At work?

    Will browse the list now... I might need a drink afterwards.
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    >>V-Strom didnt even make the list.>>

    Thus it has ZERO credibility.

    I like Dali. She likes Picasso. Neither of us is wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    ....

    umm and the typo in the title was on purpose. honest.
    Ah yes...I get it...very clever...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    >>V-Strom didnt even make the list.>>

    Thus it has ZERO credibility.

    I like Dali. She likes Picasso. Neither of us is wrong.
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    I was laughing most of the way through the pages I selected to see... Ducati Hypermotard, Multistrada, Triumphs, Buells etc.

    Then I look at the sportsbike page, the RC8 is the worst? Come on, its the most beautiful of the lot!! He obviously shit his pants and got scared when he saw it.

    My bike isn't on the list... so its fine. Its smaller brother is, being described as the result of mating with an anteater, but we all knew that
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    I think I'd best steer clear of the Bourbon while this threads remains on page 1.

    Yes, there's some fuglies in there - but the Katana????????

    The guy clearly doesn't know his arse from his elbow.

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    Thumbs down

    They have a much broader definition of 'motard' than I do.
    The KLR650 is ugly, but it isn't a motard
    The road to hell is paved...

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    I looked at the nakeds, sprots & golden age & pretty much agreed with all except for the blade and the sv.

    There were some hit-repeatedly-with-the-ugly-stick bikes there!

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    Looking at the list it just appears that the guy doesn't like motorcycles, period.

    He makes it sound like it's a bad thing to use your motard to jump sidewalks and run over pedestrians. Let's be serious here, that's called a design brief as far as I am concerned.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Beauty is an opinion.
    Personally I like half the bikes on that list.
    In particular, I always wanted a CB400F, and the Ducati Hypermotard is a damn fine looking bike.

    Don't like bourbon though, might need a malt.

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    I DONT THINK THERE IS 100 UGLY BIKES EVER MADE.

    fROM THAT WEBSITE I SAW ABOUT 5 BIKES THAT WERE ACTUALLY UGLY.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Some do warrant their position on each of the lists...
    Tourers....FJR and the Kawasaki should not be on the list.
    Nakeds....The Shiver/Brutale and Bimota should not be on the list.
    Sportsbikes....The SV/Blade and Street Triple should not be on the list, that particular ZX14 is ugly, but only in white and with those graphics, I like the ZX14, it shouldn't be there IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Some do warrant their position on each of the lists...
    The RC8?
    The ugliest sprots bike?
    Please...

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