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    Damn!! :(

    Knock on the front door.

    A big bunch of flowers waiting on my doorstep.

    Who would be sending me flowers?

    Check the note.

    To Pansy Tuft ...... not for me :disapint:

    Ring up flower company and now flowers are gone :disapint:

    Pansy Tuft is one loved lady, from the type of flowers and size of the bunch that she's getting .... *sigh*
    RED RED RED
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream
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    Pansy Tuft is one loved lady, from the type of flowers and size of the bunch that she's getting .... *sigh*
    See?

    SEE?

    See the metrics applied to love by the female mind?

    We're all doomed.
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    Aw!

    Look, we love ya...!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
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    See the metrics applied to love by the female mind?

    We're all doomed.
    Dead man still walking...
    "Spare him his life from these warm sausages." [Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody]

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    Maybe a name change was in order,
    well maybe one day.... :disapint:
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    I remember back in in UK and it was my flatmates birthday - she thought her boyfriend had forgotten and then this gorgeous bunch of flowers was delivered. She was soooo happy until she read the note and realised they were for me. So threw them at me, and when I realised it was a guy I couldn't stand who had sent them to me, I offered them back to her - she refused so I chucked them in the bin!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazbug5
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    Aw!

    Look, we love ya...!!
    Aw thanks hon .... least someoe does .... *sniff*



    "....look at me. I'm as helpless as a kitten in a tree..."
    RED RED RED
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream
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    Knock on the front door.

    A big bunch of flowers waiting on my doorstep.

    Who would be sending me flowers?

    Check the note.

    To Pansy Tuft ...... not for me :disapint:

    Ring up flower company and now flowers are gone :disapint:

    Pansy Tuft is one loved lady, from the type of flowers and size of the bunch that she's getting .... *sigh*

    Ummmm surely Pansy Tuft aint a real name? Some smart arse is sitting by his phone waiting for you to *get* his criptic clue.

    And you've sent the flowers back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
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    Ummmm surely Pansy Tuft aint a real name? Some smart arse is sitting by his phone waiting for you to *get* his criptic clue.

    And you've sent the flowers back!
    What do you know that I don't?
    RED RED RED
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    I love flowers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream
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    What do you know that I don't?

    Pansy Tuft, and what is even funnier is the guy that is going to be sitting at home crying thinking "she doesn't even know I like her" poor bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
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    Ummmm surely Pansy Tuft aint a real name? Some smart arse is sitting by his phone waiting for you to *get* his criptic clue.

    And you've sent the flowers back!
    I concur, WT. Now all we have to do is work out what the clue means.

    Probably something whoeveritwas thought Slipstream would twig to.
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    Yeah, that name's a bit dodgey... Well maybe he thought he'd sound like a dick writing "Slipstream" so he wrote that instead. Whatever the case is, go and Have A Grood Day (tm)
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    if you have a face afterwards well... that depends how you act...

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    Indiana: *tapping on the shoulder* "I'll make you feel better"

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    Indiana: "You never close your eyes anymore....."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
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    Indiana: "You never close your eyes anymore....."
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