unless you can prove it.
"Look daddy, a King fly", said my son
"Why is it a King fly?", I ask
"I dunno, it just is", young Biff replied.
A couple of days went by before the penny dropped, and I realised why he referred to flies as, "King flies", when I caught Ms Biff running around the house shouting, "FucKing flies".
Oh the joys of innocence!
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Teaching the Unskilled
Yep My 2 boy's come out with some excellent stuff as well . Always good for a laugh . To think I didn't want any Kid's . Boy would have I missed out on all the fun .
SENSEI
SENSEI PERFORMANCE TUNING
" QUICKER THAN YOU SLOWER THAN ME "
Farkin funny Biff Baff!!
Its amazing how kids turn out just like us.
There is a song about that from way back.
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and brought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
A man is only as big as the dreams he dares to live
Father and Son - Cat Stevens
Thanks Biff....
I needed that smile today!!!
LOL
Well done young Biff
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
Aargh, photos!
Only you BB. Only you
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
unless you can prove it.
Don't blame me. Twas little Biff. My only contribution was 32 seconds of madness that resulted in his birth nine months later.Originally Posted by Sniper_CBR
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This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
e mare libertas
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How the hell do you hold on so long?
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
unless you can prove it.
27 seconds to get my trousers off.....This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
How the hell do you hold on so long?
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
The instructions are simple...
You could try those new-fangled trou we got here now. The ones that have a zip instead of buttons.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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Straight forward computer-cut signs.
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Us Scotsmen dinna wear any troosers - forr guid reason ye ken!This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Winding up drongos and over sensitive KBers for over 12,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal" & "ships are safe in the harbour - but that's not what ships are for".
The instructions are simple...
Och aye - its thar external scrawtum thart causes me a problem. Troosers wee zups fer me noo./This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteUs Scotsmen dinna wear any troosers - forr guid reason ye ken!
Avoid arguments about the toilet seat by using the sink...
Decal service available. Most makes/models are possible.
Race numbers. Sponsors logos.
Straight forward computer-cut signs.
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Nice work BB. Nice to see another fast worker.
You're not one of the guys who goes so fast, just so he can go brag to his mates are you?
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
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